Richard Brooks
@richardabrooks.bsky.social
Driven out from G+ forever seeking a new home, chased by relentless (sorry slipped over to a BattleStar Galactica intro)
Keeper of wolf kin, husband & gen-X survivor
🐀trollslayer #BatTheRat
https://signal.group/#CjQKID6T26q3RvA2TM5P1N_G0t0GZg0lEPXYi57
Keeper of wolf kin, husband & gen-X survivor
🐀trollslayer #BatTheRat
https://signal.group/#CjQKID6T26q3RvA2TM5P1N_G0t0GZg0lEPXYi57
Pinned
So
Wombats shit cubes
IF
You could train a wombat to mark their cube shits with a pattern of dots, one dot on a side, six dots on the opposite side & so on
Wombats could gamble!
Wombats could play craps
WITH ACTUAL CRAP
Wombats shit cubes
IF
You could train a wombat to mark their cube shits with a pattern of dots, one dot on a side, six dots on the opposite side & so on
Wombats could gamble!
Wombats could play craps
WITH ACTUAL CRAP
If you ever get down to London
Look out for the fart powered streetlight
www.london-walking-tours.co.uk/secret-londo...
Look out for the fart powered streetlight
www.london-walking-tours.co.uk/secret-londo...
The Carting Lane Sewer Powered Gas Lamp
Tucked away on Carter Lane you will find London's last surviving sewer powered gas lamp, orginally intended to burn of gas from the sewer below.
www.london-walking-tours.co.uk
February 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
If you ever get down to London
Look out for the fart powered streetlight
www.london-walking-tours.co.uk/secret-londo...
Look out for the fart powered streetlight
www.london-walking-tours.co.uk/secret-londo...
a man with a lot of dirt on his face
Alt: Ash from The Evil Dead saying who wants some?
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 11:59 AM
If Nanites then also Nandays?
February 18, 2026 at 10:08 AM
If Nanites then also Nandays?
If you see this, post pet.
February 16, 2026 at 1:20 PM
If you see this, post pet.
I’m just a Gen X Cupid
Slinging lawn darts of love
It’s just a flesh wound baby
I’m sure yr toe will stitch back on
Slinging lawn darts of love
It’s just a flesh wound baby
I’m sure yr toe will stitch back on
February 15, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I’m just a Gen X Cupid
Slinging lawn darts of love
It’s just a flesh wound baby
I’m sure yr toe will stitch back on
Slinging lawn darts of love
It’s just a flesh wound baby
I’m sure yr toe will stitch back on
#dogsofbluesky
It’s a humbling thing for any dog owner, when recalling with high exited voice & high value treats shaken in hand
you realise
You are still less interesting than a small patch of grass, which may have been pissed on
It’s a humbling thing for any dog owner, when recalling with high exited voice & high value treats shaken in hand
you realise
You are still less interesting than a small patch of grass, which may have been pissed on
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 AM
#dogsofbluesky
It’s a humbling thing for any dog owner, when recalling with high exited voice & high value treats shaken in hand
you realise
You are still less interesting than a small patch of grass, which may have been pissed on
It’s a humbling thing for any dog owner, when recalling with high exited voice & high value treats shaken in hand
you realise
You are still less interesting than a small patch of grass, which may have been pissed on
Anyone fancy a Welsh island … needs some work a farmhouse & 17 acres for £350k
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this Land for sale on Rightmove
Land for sale in Ynys, Talsarnau, Gwynedd, LL47 for £350,000. Marketed by Carter Jonas LLP - Rural, Bangor
www.rightmove.co.uk
February 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Anyone fancy a Welsh island … needs some work a farmhouse & 17 acres for £350k
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Sneaking home filled vapes into the vape shop for maximum hijinks
Flavours
Red berry fart stink
Blue naga chilli
Green mint chloroform
Flavours
Red berry fart stink
Blue naga chilli
Green mint chloroform
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Sneaking home filled vapes into the vape shop for maximum hijinks
Flavours
Red berry fart stink
Blue naga chilli
Green mint chloroform
Flavours
Red berry fart stink
Blue naga chilli
Green mint chloroform
Tagging people I know
But like actual spray graffiti on their faces while they sleep …
But like actual spray graffiti on their faces while they sleep …
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Tagging people I know
But like actual spray graffiti on their faces while they sleep …
But like actual spray graffiti on their faces while they sleep …
Reposted by Richard Brooks
MY NEIGHBORS: jesus christ i can’t believe rob is gettin laid again
ME: and now to put on my other sock
ME: and now to put on my other sock
February 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
MY NEIGHBORS: jesus christ i can’t believe rob is gettin laid again
ME: and now to put on my other sock
ME: and now to put on my other sock
Contradictions
Both the lovely wife & I are reducing weight, her with greater success so far
Sugars & carbs are not our friend
So I’m curbing my baking habit
And yet
The lovely wife keeps sending me delicious baking recipes
Contradictions
Both the lovely wife & I are reducing weight, her with greater success so far
Sugars & carbs are not our friend
So I’m curbing my baking habit
And yet
The lovely wife keeps sending me delicious baking recipes
Contradictions
February 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Contradictions
Both the lovely wife & I are reducing weight, her with greater success so far
Sugars & carbs are not our friend
So I’m curbing my baking habit
And yet
The lovely wife keeps sending me delicious baking recipes
Contradictions
Both the lovely wife & I are reducing weight, her with greater success so far
Sugars & carbs are not our friend
So I’m curbing my baking habit
And yet
The lovely wife keeps sending me delicious baking recipes
Contradictions
Reposted by Richard Brooks
To the bat cave!*
*for soil-enriching guano
*for soil-enriching guano
February 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
To the bat cave!*
*for soil-enriching guano
*for soil-enriching guano
Age verification?
My primordial slime is still moist!
My primordial slime is still moist!
Age verification?
My parents dial phone had it's own table and a lock, with a key, telephone numbers came from a book or my head! 🤯
My parents dial phone had it's own table and a lock, with a key, telephone numbers came from a book or my head! 🤯
Age verification?
I still have an AOL email address!
I still have an AOL email address!
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Age verification?
My primordial slime is still moist!
My primordial slime is still moist!
Maybe we can’t improve the world by fitting all politicians with explosive shock collars with built in lie detectors
But shouldn’t we at least try?
But shouldn’t we at least try?
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Maybe we can’t improve the world by fitting all politicians with explosive shock collars with built in lie detectors
But shouldn’t we at least try?
But shouldn’t we at least try?
Zombie - The Cranberries (Asian Folk Metal Cover) | NiNi Music
YouTube video by Nini Music
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
#dogsofbluesky
Current view … someone wants their last out of the night & is sticking to dad like glue till she gets it
Current view … someone wants their last out of the night & is sticking to dad like glue till she gets it
February 9, 2026 at 9:07 PM
#dogsofbluesky
Current view … someone wants their last out of the night & is sticking to dad like glue till she gets it
Current view … someone wants their last out of the night & is sticking to dad like glue till she gets it
So #Science
Apparently there is enough energy in an average lightning strike to toast 100,000 slices of bread
Experimentation to prove this struggles as you need to daisy chain 25,000 4 slice toasters to a lightning rod 🤷♂️
Apparently there is enough energy in an average lightning strike to toast 100,000 slices of bread
Experimentation to prove this struggles as you need to daisy chain 25,000 4 slice toasters to a lightning rod 🤷♂️
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 AM
So #Science
Apparently there is enough energy in an average lightning strike to toast 100,000 slices of bread
Experimentation to prove this struggles as you need to daisy chain 25,000 4 slice toasters to a lightning rod 🤷♂️
Apparently there is enough energy in an average lightning strike to toast 100,000 slices of bread
Experimentation to prove this struggles as you need to daisy chain 25,000 4 slice toasters to a lightning rod 🤷♂️
Reposted by Richard Brooks
i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute
This
& I will joyfully slap the living snot out of anyone attempting to deprive people of these things
In my presence
& I will joyfully slap the living snot out of anyone attempting to deprive people of these things
In my presence
With ALT Text ❤️
February 8, 2026 at 3:22 PM
This
& I will joyfully slap the living snot out of anyone attempting to deprive people of these things
In my presence
& I will joyfully slap the living snot out of anyone attempting to deprive people of these things
In my presence
Reposted by Richard Brooks
pls don’t be the type of user who responds to obvious joke posts with this dreck it’s such a bummer
February 7, 2026 at 4:43 PM
pls don’t be the type of user who responds to obvious joke posts with this dreck it’s such a bummer
Le sigh
When you follow someone but they don’t follow you & the Skeet & its comments are so on point it’s beautiful
But you can’t comment
& you won’t quite post a comment cause that’s rude
😔
When you follow someone but they don’t follow you & the Skeet & its comments are so on point it’s beautiful
But you can’t comment
& you won’t quite post a comment cause that’s rude
😔
February 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Le sigh
When you follow someone but they don’t follow you & the Skeet & its comments are so on point it’s beautiful
But you can’t comment
& you won’t quite post a comment cause that’s rude
😔
When you follow someone but they don’t follow you & the Skeet & its comments are so on point it’s beautiful
But you can’t comment
& you won’t quite post a comment cause that’s rude
😔
@thishurt.bsky.social
As someone who likes an unusual tune there are some UK bands you may or may not have found?
taking traditional Celtic & folk music in odd directions see below
The RumJacks
youtu.be/4ZlLk-PxAbI?...
As someone who likes an unusual tune there are some UK bands you may or may not have found?
taking traditional Celtic & folk music in odd directions see below
The RumJacks
youtu.be/4ZlLk-PxAbI?...
The Rumjacks - A Fistful O' Roses (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Rumjacks
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
@thishurt.bsky.social
As someone who likes an unusual tune there are some UK bands you may or may not have found?
taking traditional Celtic & folk music in odd directions see below
The RumJacks
youtu.be/4ZlLk-PxAbI?...
As someone who likes an unusual tune there are some UK bands you may or may not have found?
taking traditional Celtic & folk music in odd directions see below
The RumJacks
youtu.be/4ZlLk-PxAbI?...
Fuck your favourite Smurf …
No seriously let’s go there?
No seriously let’s go there?
Fuck your net girth, what’s your favorite smurf
Fuck your Net Worth, what’s your Net Girth?
February 7, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Fuck your favourite Smurf …
No seriously let’s go there?
No seriously let’s go there?
Reposted by Richard Brooks
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
OH MY GOD NO ONE TOLD ME THERE'D BE SO MUCH BLOOD
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
OH MY GOD NO ONE TOLD ME THERE'D BE SO MUCH BLOOD
August 28, 2024 at 2:13 AM
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
OH MY GOD NO ONE TOLD ME THERE'D BE SO MUCH BLOOD
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica, here I am
OH MY GOD NO ONE TOLD ME THERE'D BE SO MUCH BLOOD