Richard Brooks
@richardabrooks.bsky.social
Driven out from G+ forever seeking a new home, chased by relentless (sorry slipped over to a BattleStar Galactica intro)
Keeper of wolf kin, husband & gen-X survivor
🐀trollslayer #BatTheRat
https://signal.group/#CjQKID6T26q3RvA2TM5P1N_G0t0GZg0lEPXYi57
Keeper of wolf kin, husband & gen-X survivor
🐀trollslayer #BatTheRat
https://signal.group/#CjQKID6T26q3RvA2TM5P1N_G0t0GZg0lEPXYi57
Pinned
So
Wombats shit cubes
IF
You could train a wombat to mark their cube shits with a pattern of dots, one dot on a side, six dots on the opposite side & so on
Wombats could gamble!
Wombats could play craps
WITH ACTUAL CRAP
Wombats shit cubes
IF
You could train a wombat to mark their cube shits with a pattern of dots, one dot on a side, six dots on the opposite side & so on
Wombats could gamble!
Wombats could play craps
WITH ACTUAL CRAP
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Judicial video game called Mario Court
educational video game called phonic the hedgehog
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Judicial video game called Mario Court
Saw this uncredited & reposted thought and well …
So imagine living with a countdown timer to your death, ticking down to zero!
you can feel it through your whole body
Somewhere between 2 & 4 minutes to live … and it resets back to full
Every time you breathe…
So imagine living with a countdown timer to your death, ticking down to zero!
you can feel it through your whole body
Somewhere between 2 & 4 minutes to live … and it resets back to full
Every time you breathe…
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Saw this uncredited & reposted thought and well …
So imagine living with a countdown timer to your death, ticking down to zero!
you can feel it through your whole body
Somewhere between 2 & 4 minutes to live … and it resets back to full
Every time you breathe…
So imagine living with a countdown timer to your death, ticking down to zero!
you can feel it through your whole body
Somewhere between 2 & 4 minutes to live … and it resets back to full
Every time you breathe…
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Reposted by Richard Brooks
Department of War implies the existence of Department of huh, yeah what is it good for
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Department of War implies the existence of Department of huh, yeah what is it good for
Off to fix the fence that some yob has broken again
If anyone in the collective has any legal & non lethal ideas for discouraging further vandalism I’m open to thoughts
My mind is filled with spikes, broken glass & high voltage so needs directing to less lethal ideas
If anyone in the collective has any legal & non lethal ideas for discouraging further vandalism I’m open to thoughts
My mind is filled with spikes, broken glass & high voltage so needs directing to less lethal ideas
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Off to fix the fence that some yob has broken again
If anyone in the collective has any legal & non lethal ideas for discouraging further vandalism I’m open to thoughts
My mind is filled with spikes, broken glass & high voltage so needs directing to less lethal ideas
If anyone in the collective has any legal & non lethal ideas for discouraging further vandalism I’m open to thoughts
My mind is filled with spikes, broken glass & high voltage so needs directing to less lethal ideas
I read today that being a sarcastic asshole can add up to three years to your life …
Finally a health plan I can stick to
Finally a health plan I can stick to
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I read today that being a sarcastic asshole can add up to three years to your life …
Finally a health plan I can stick to
Finally a health plan I can stick to
I’ve just discovered I’m the alt account not the original 😱
The original account exists in a different branch of the quantum universe, this account is the result of interference between quantum entangled matter shared between branches
No wonder my dreams are odd
The original account exists in a different branch of the quantum universe, this account is the result of interference between quantum entangled matter shared between branches
No wonder my dreams are odd
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I’ve just discovered I’m the alt account not the original 😱
The original account exists in a different branch of the quantum universe, this account is the result of interference between quantum entangled matter shared between branches
No wonder my dreams are odd
The original account exists in a different branch of the quantum universe, this account is the result of interference between quantum entangled matter shared between branches
No wonder my dreams are odd
Reposted by Richard Brooks
Reposted by Richard Brooks
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
INVENTOR OF THE CARDBOARD BOX : hey where did that fucking cat come from?
INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
INVENTOR OF THE CARDBOARD BOX : hey where did that fucking cat come from?
Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein is basically the prototype for the excellent game
Operation
Operation
a person is playing a game with a broken heart and adam 's apple
Alt: a person is playing a game with a broken heart and adam 's apple
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein is basically the prototype for the excellent game
Operation
Operation
Well … a blast from the past…
Monkey Magic first two series on prime…
Fond childhood memories though …
… either adulthood broke my brain
Or it’s got a lot more hidden rudeness than my child self spotted
Monkey Magic first two series on prime…
Fond childhood memories though …
… either adulthood broke my brain
Or it’s got a lot more hidden rudeness than my child self spotted
Monkey Magic Summon Gone Like The Wind GIF
Alt: Monkey Magic Summon Gone Like The Wind GIF
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Well … a blast from the past…
Monkey Magic first two series on prime…
Fond childhood memories though …
… either adulthood broke my brain
Or it’s got a lot more hidden rudeness than my child self spotted
Monkey Magic first two series on prime…
Fond childhood memories though …
… either adulthood broke my brain
Or it’s got a lot more hidden rudeness than my child self spotted
I saw a funny the other day for anyone who like me remembers Thundercats
Lion-o boss of the cats, in the opening sequence would summon the other cats with the red & black searchlight symbol projected from his sword
A cat
Summoning other cats
With a giant laser pointer
Lion-o boss of the cats, in the opening sequence would summon the other cats with the red & black searchlight symbol projected from his sword
A cat
Summoning other cats
With a giant laser pointer
a cartoon character with red hair and blue eyes is flying in the air
Alt: Lion-o summoning the Thundercats
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I saw a funny the other day for anyone who like me remembers Thundercats
Lion-o boss of the cats, in the opening sequence would summon the other cats with the red & black searchlight symbol projected from his sword
A cat
Summoning other cats
With a giant laser pointer
Lion-o boss of the cats, in the opening sequence would summon the other cats with the red & black searchlight symbol projected from his sword
A cat
Summoning other cats
With a giant laser pointer
Explain a film plot badly:
Psycho millionaire with PTSD, drives about in a stupid car, dresses up in rubber & assaults people, frankly the whole film is batshit crazy
Psycho millionaire with PTSD, drives about in a stupid car, dresses up in rubber & assaults people, frankly the whole film is batshit crazy
Explain a film plot badly:
An illegal alien crash lands in America, is stronger than everyone, and upholds core American values better than most Americans. Many Americans hate him for it.
An illegal alien crash lands in America, is stronger than everyone, and upholds core American values better than most Americans. Many Americans hate him for it.
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Explain a film plot badly:
Psycho millionaire with PTSD, drives about in a stupid car, dresses up in rubber & assaults people, frankly the whole film is batshit crazy
Psycho millionaire with PTSD, drives about in a stupid car, dresses up in rubber & assaults people, frankly the whole film is batshit crazy
Our Dog just howled and I swear it was identical to her howl this time yesterday
De-jarwoooo I guess
#DogsOfBluesky
De-jarwoooo I guess
#DogsOfBluesky
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Our Dog just howled and I swear it was identical to her howl this time yesterday
De-jarwoooo I guess
#DogsOfBluesky
De-jarwoooo I guess
#DogsOfBluesky
Post something random or you'll have a mediocre November.
For the Terry Pratchett & Next Gen fans
Darmok and Jalad his hand outstretched palm empty
For the Terry Pratchett & Next Gen fans
Darmok and Jalad his hand outstretched palm empty
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Post something random or you'll have a mediocre November.
For the Terry Pratchett & Next Gen fans
Darmok and Jalad his hand outstretched palm empty
For the Terry Pratchett & Next Gen fans
Darmok and Jalad his hand outstretched palm empty
There are days
When a Tesco rotisserie chicken
IS an emotional support animal
When a Tesco rotisserie chicken
IS an emotional support animal
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
There are days
When a Tesco rotisserie chicken
IS an emotional support animal
When a Tesco rotisserie chicken
IS an emotional support animal
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
No current Halloween activity but this is from a few years ago when I got the knife out
October 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
No current Halloween activity but this is from a few years ago when I got the knife out
Off to spend his days getting drunk on handouts
The piss artist formerly known as Prince
The piss artist formerly known as Prince
When my brother won't call me Duke anymore even though Mommy said he had to
October 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Off to spend his days getting drunk on handouts
The piss artist formerly known as Prince
The piss artist formerly known as Prince
Chopping garnish for tea … those who know, are already chuckling
Those who are confused can check the alt
Those who are confused can check the alt
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Chopping garnish for tea … those who know, are already chuckling
Those who are confused can check the alt
Those who are confused can check the alt
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
The whole Soylent green “it’s people!” Is a dark moment in cinematic history
And one way to make it darker is turn up at a midnight special showing, with your own home made Soylent green, to share with everyone!
And one way to make it darker is turn up at a midnight special showing, with your own home made Soylent green, to share with everyone!
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The whole Soylent green “it’s people!” Is a dark moment in cinematic history
And one way to make it darker is turn up at a midnight special showing, with your own home made Soylent green, to share with everyone!
And one way to make it darker is turn up at a midnight special showing, with your own home made Soylent green, to share with everyone!