Keeper of wolf kin, husband & gen-X survivor
🐀trollslayer #BatTheRat
https://signal.group/#CjQKID6T26q3RvA2TM5P1N_G0t0GZg0lEPXYi57
Sonny jus a lil lapdog 😆
Sonny jus a lil lapdog 😆
The universe is a drain trap for multidimensional beings we cannot imagine & we are their sentient drain slime
The universe is a drain trap for multidimensional beings we cannot imagine & we are their sentient drain slime
… bacon!
… bacon!
Because they keep going home from shift saying
“Aimee was in charge today & her husband baked us CAKE!”
Because they keep going home from shift saying
“Aimee was in charge today & her husband baked us CAKE!”
it’s kissing cousins or feuding uncles, with a dose of interdenominational battling brothers mixed in 😂
it’s kissing cousins or feuding uncles, with a dose of interdenominational battling brothers mixed in 😂
The only real twist is everyone is paying daddy
Oh dear 😅
The only real twist is everyone is paying daddy
Oh dear 😅
Interestingly though a number of the cool kids are local to Worcestershire, I’ve never done an IRL with a phone buddy 🤣
@infernal-imp.bsky.social keeps saying I need to start doing cake delivery though so maybe 🤔
Interestingly though a number of the cool kids are local to Worcestershire, I’ve never done an IRL with a phone buddy 🤣
@infernal-imp.bsky.social keeps saying I need to start doing cake delivery though so maybe 🤔
That’s time travel
That’s time travel
The story of my fucking life bro 👊
The story of my fucking life bro 👊
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
… I keep hoping it won’t
57 with about 53 years of repressed rage to resolve
… I keep hoping it won’t
57 with about 53 years of repressed rage to resolve
When the bear in the woods wants you NOT the girl 😂
When the bear in the woods wants you NOT the girl 😂
You can’t hear tits
You can’t hear tits
Do not dear reader, mow a steep slope behind your pub, with a hover mower on a rope, in flip flops when the grass is wet
Cause when you go down slope on your ass, pulling a mower toward you, that has the triggers taped down
It doesn’t end well
Do not dear reader, mow a steep slope behind your pub, with a hover mower on a rope, in flip flops when the grass is wet
Cause when you go down slope on your ass, pulling a mower toward you, that has the triggers taped down
It doesn’t end well