Res Ipsa Pedicure (Rawdney Dogerfield Esq., JD PhD)
@resipsamanicure.bsky.social
Lawyer in California. I plan to get weird with it.
Pronouns are who/cares, in the gay way.
Pronouns are who/cares, in the gay way.
Pinned
the act of perceiving is known as “perception”
the act of believing is known as “beleption”
the act of believing is known as “beleption”
“we’re wolves not sheep” skill issue—I’m a bonobo and you better believe I fuck like one
Revenge/physical combat was how people settled things for literally millions of years, it's normal human behavior, we're wolves not sheep, the government project trying to social engineer us and domesticate us into sheep has been unsuccessful
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“we’re wolves not sheep” skill issue—I’m a bonobo and you better believe I fuck like one
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"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
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kaiju sliwa #sizesky bimbocore skibidi jojo bizarre adventure tswift red era pacific rimjob evangelion touched by a guardian angel cognitohazard nightmare megazord gone girl blursed lofi beats to lose an election to anti-cuomo aktion ultraman yankee amerika nyc big apple bottom jeans hours iykyk
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
kaiju sliwa #sizesky bimbocore skibidi jojo bizarre adventure tswift red era pacific rimjob evangelion touched by a guardian angel cognitohazard nightmare megazord gone girl blursed lofi beats to lose an election to anti-cuomo aktion ultraman yankee amerika nyc big apple bottom jeans hours iykyk
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
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gone are the days of wine and a blue wave
now is the time of malt liquor and the hate wave
now is the time of malt liquor and the hate wave
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
gone are the days of wine and a blue wave
now is the time of malt liquor and the hate wave
now is the time of malt liquor and the hate wave
October 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ran out of luck and money well before naninf, but made it to e214 unseeded with no legendaries. Yorick carried while I was setting up, to be fair. But the nat negative DNA was the MVP.
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ran out of luck and money well before naninf, but made it to e214 unseeded with no legendaries. Yorick carried while I was setting up, to be fair. But the nat negative DNA was the MVP.
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i'm sorry but i'm having so much trouble holding up a serious conversation with someone who doesnt even believe ghosts are real
October 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i'm sorry but i'm having so much trouble holding up a serious conversation with someone who doesnt even believe ghosts are real
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Bay Area folks, get ready for ICE sweeps this weekend, look for actions to join if you're able. will post actions as quotes on this post.
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Major federal immigration operation will begin tomorrow in the Bay Area
Customs and Border Protection agents are headed to the Bay Area for an operation, the agency has confirmed.
oaklandside.org
October 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Bay Area folks, get ready for ICE sweeps this weekend, look for actions to join if you're able. will post actions as quotes on this post.
oaklandside.org/2025/10/22/m...
oaklandside.org/2025/10/22/m...
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I know I’m not allowed to yell at women to smile anymore but what about frown? I just want to have some control over their face I’m not picky about expression
October 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I know I’m not allowed to yell at women to smile anymore but what about frown? I just want to have some control over their face I’m not picky about expression
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Zoomers would rather do BDSM than go to therapy
October 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Zoomers would rather do BDSM than go to therapy
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It amazes me that politicians continuously sell us the idea of policing as the only route to peace and safety when with our own eyes, everyday, from the Punisher logo to this, we are forced to confront the fact that they outwardly present themselves as a death and violence cult.
October 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It amazes me that politicians continuously sell us the idea of policing as the only route to peace and safety when with our own eyes, everyday, from the Punisher logo to this, we are forced to confront the fact that they outwardly present themselves as a death and violence cult.
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Being a dipshit while white (DWW) is an identity
October 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Being a dipshit while white (DWW) is an identity
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im being gangstalked by the imperial boomerang
October 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
im being gangstalked by the imperial boomerang
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Schumer and Jeffries: Trump says he wants to use Black people as target practice, we say why not target getting our bipartisan budget back in the black
idk guys, "we're going to train our military on our cities" seems like the kind of thing that's 1) very bad and 2) very easy to message against but what the fuck do i know
Trump to top military officials: "I told Pete, we should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military. National Guard, but our military. Because we're going into Chicago very soon. That's a big city with an incompetent governor. Stupid governor."
September 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Schumer and Jeffries: Trump says he wants to use Black people as target practice, we say why not target getting our bipartisan budget back in the black
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There is no next step in the road to authoritarianism - it's just a matter of implementation. Trump declares war on the "enemy within" and his Secretary of War says the crackdown will be illegal and merciless. That's the whole enchilada right there.
At the same event, Hegseth said "We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country."
September 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
There is no next step in the road to authoritarianism - it's just a matter of implementation. Trump declares war on the "enemy within" and his Secretary of War says the crackdown will be illegal and merciless. That's the whole enchilada right there.
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For those of you who think some of us are alarmist Chicken Littles, you might want to look at our record of predictions. We keep saying what the horrible next step will be and then it happens. Meanwhile, the "wait and see" crowd is batting .000. You are in denial.
There is no next step in the road to authoritarianism - it's just a matter of implementation. Trump declares war on the "enemy within" and his Secretary of War says the crackdown will be illegal and merciless. That's the whole enchilada right there.
At the same event, Hegseth said "We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country."
September 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
For those of you who think some of us are alarmist Chicken Littles, you might want to look at our record of predictions. We keep saying what the horrible next step will be and then it happens. Meanwhile, the "wait and see" crowd is batting .000. You are in denial.
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"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
September 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
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MY PROMISE TO YOU:
- I AM A DUMB BITCH
- MY HEART WILL BE BROKEN BY THE WORLD EVERY SINGLE DAY
- I WILL NEVER LEARN TO STOP EXPECTING BETTER
- I WILL NEVER LEARN TO STOP DEMANDING BETTER
- I AM A DUMB BITCH
- MY HEART WILL BE BROKEN BY THE WORLD EVERY SINGLE DAY
- I WILL NEVER LEARN TO STOP EXPECTING BETTER
- I WILL NEVER LEARN TO STOP DEMANDING BETTER
September 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
MY PROMISE TO YOU:
- I AM A DUMB BITCH
- MY HEART WILL BE BROKEN BY THE WORLD EVERY SINGLE DAY
- I WILL NEVER LEARN TO STOP EXPECTING BETTER
- I WILL NEVER LEARN TO STOP DEMANDING BETTER
- I AM A DUMB BITCH
- MY HEART WILL BE BROKEN BY THE WORLD EVERY SINGLE DAY
- I WILL NEVER LEARN TO STOP EXPECTING BETTER
- I WILL NEVER LEARN TO STOP DEMANDING BETTER
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On this date in 1939, the USSR invaded Poland in cooperation with its ally, Nazi Germany.
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Bloodlands
From the author of the international bestseller On Tyranny, the definitive history of Hitler’s and Stalin’s politics of mass killi...
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September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
On this date in 1939, the USSR invaded Poland in cooperation with its ally, Nazi Germany.
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/timot...
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/timot...
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If you're reading this in America odds are you died from drugs last year
September 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If you're reading this in America odds are you died from drugs last year
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Tonight's nightmares will be:
Bob from Twin Peaks (as always)
Stephen Miller playing with dolls in the White House
Bob from Twin Peaks (as always)
Stephen Miller playing with dolls in the White House
September 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Tonight's nightmares will be:
Bob from Twin Peaks (as always)
Stephen Miller playing with dolls in the White House
Bob from Twin Peaks (as always)
Stephen Miller playing with dolls in the White House
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor