Res Ipsa Pedicure (Rawdney Dogerfield Esq., JD PhD)
@resipsamanicure.bsky.social
Lawyer in California. I plan to get weird with it.
Pronouns are who/cares, in the gay way.
Pronouns are who/cares, in the gay way.
may favorite thing about generative AI is that it works and is not horseshit
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November 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
may favorite thing about generative AI is that it works and is not horseshit
the people need to know she has the heart of a poaster to boot. this is a junglepussy stan account
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
the people need to know she has the heart of a poaster to boot. this is a junglepussy stan account
cancelling Kurosawa for putting his reformers in Yeezees
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
cancelling Kurosawa for putting his reformers in Yeezees
leather jacket cigarette smoking greasy hair switchblade ganondorf 😳
November 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
leather jacket cigarette smoking greasy hair switchblade ganondorf 😳
experiencing normal thoughts and emotions in response to this image
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
experiencing normal thoughts and emotions in response to this image
ok wait it’s sooo much funnier: Welcome is a PAC with a “political research nonprofit” glued to the side. One of the first candidates they supported liked their work so much that instead of getting elected he became their Director of Electoral Programs and Finance Chair
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
ok wait it’s sooo much funnier: Welcome is a PAC with a “political research nonprofit” glued to the side. One of the first candidates they supported liked their work so much that instead of getting elected he became their Director of Electoral Programs and Finance Chair
October 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ran out of luck and money well before naninf, but made it to e214 unseeded with no legendaries. Yorick carried while I was setting up, to be fair. But the nat negative DNA was the MVP.
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ran out of luck and money well before naninf, but made it to e214 unseeded with no legendaries. Yorick carried while I was setting up, to be fair. But the nat negative DNA was the MVP.
Anyone who has not seen must watch! It’s on Tubi! One of the few times a piece of media has legit made me “burst out laughing” as an adult was the first shot of a cyclops. A young Liam Neeson has a small supporting role as a bandit that he acts the shit out of
October 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Anyone who has not seen must watch! It’s on Tubi! One of the few times a piece of media has legit made me “burst out laughing” as an adult was the first shot of a cyclops. A young Liam Neeson has a small supporting role as a bandit that he acts the shit out of
I am experiencing very normal thoughts and feelings in response to this information.
October 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I am experiencing very normal thoughts and feelings in response to this information.
WAFFLES
October 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
WAFFLES
KO
October 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
KO
I’m mainly thinking about how it figures into the public imagination. I think when your average person on the street imagines one *with the drum mag,* they are picturing a gangster
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I’m mainly thinking about how it figures into the public imagination. I think when your average person on the street imagines one *with the drum mag,* they are picturing a gangster
I feel like when most people think of a Thompson submachine gun, they are thinking of a Chicago typewriter in the hands of a cigar chomping Edward G Robinson character, not the FBI. But I guess they could be picturing Dick Tracy too. Either way that’s cringe as fuck bro.
October 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I feel like when most people think of a Thompson submachine gun, they are thinking of a Chicago typewriter in the hands of a cigar chomping Edward G Robinson character, not the FBI. But I guess they could be picturing Dick Tracy too. Either way that’s cringe as fuck bro.
October 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
you are obviously correct BUT
where do I cop the Old Noby flames tee
where do I cop the Old Noby flames tee
September 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
you are obviously correct BUT
where do I cop the Old Noby flames tee
where do I cop the Old Noby flames tee
Alas
September 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Alas
Are you familiar with the Beaufort Wind Scale? The quantitative measure is mundane (see below) but each Beaufort number comes with a poetic description of conditions on land and at sea. Beaufort 6 on land: “Large branches in motion; whistling heard in telegraph wires; umbrellas used with difficulty”
September 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Are you familiar with the Beaufort Wind Scale? The quantitative measure is mundane (see below) but each Beaufort number comes with a poetic description of conditions on land and at sea. Beaufort 6 on land: “Large branches in motion; whistling heard in telegraph wires; umbrellas used with difficulty”
damn she’s freaky
September 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
damn she’s freaky
congrats and also
September 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
congrats and also
Catching an all timer like this with zero likes feels like seeing a shooting star.
September 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Catching an all timer like this with zero likes feels like seeing a shooting star.
do you remember the time they did gender to qtips
September 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
do you remember the time they did gender to qtips
I’m still proud of this one.
September 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m still proud of this one.
very confusing profile
September 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
very confusing profile
*scoff* fake ass anarchotrad cosplayer probably can’t even handle one of these
September 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
*scoff* fake ass anarchotrad cosplayer probably can’t even handle one of these