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I stopped reading the Bible after it started pandering to the fandom by bringing Jesus back from the dead.
July 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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atheists do not celebrate new year's day as they do not believe in years. i do not share their lack of belief, but i respect it. it takes all types of people to make the world turn
December 31, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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hes talking about jar jarbinks
He will live in infamy because history is written by dispassionate scholars based on facts, not ideological political extremists living in their own reality.

#NoNamesNeeded
December 8, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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Few things are more humbling than randomly choking on your own spit for no discernible reason
November 23, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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Im inventing a new type of Prayer that will piss God off less than normal prayers do
May 22, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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Aaabwabwabbbabababaa
September 30, 2023 at 12:50 AM
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"Edward, I gave you scissors for hands, but don't let that define who you are"
Ok. BTW what's my last name?
"Scissorhands"
September 25, 2023 at 3:49 PM
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Do you think Jim Henson ever fell in love with a muppet or did he just fuck them
May 21, 2023 at 11:33 PM
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[approaches lady at bar non-threateningly]
remember "peanut butter jelly time"? well that guy died. in a standoff with las vegas police. snoop doggs his uncle. he was one of the last voices he ever heard
[she gets up & moves away]
[i approach my next target]
remember "peanut butter jelly time"? well
September 29, 2023 at 10:59 AM
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chad and virgin are goofus and gallant for people born too late to see a taco bell menu item under $0.99
September 30, 2023 at 1:25 AM
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*extremely breezy voice* Folks,
September 29, 2023 at 10:47 PM
Aaabwabwabbbabababaa
September 30, 2023 at 12:50 AM