Rubberband Girl
@rbrbndgrl.bsky.social
I'm not supposed to be here.
Fuck real life, I’m going to rewatch Bridgerton
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Fuck real life, I’m going to rewatch Bridgerton
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“My work is not done — despite my best efforts, there are still children alive and well in the state of Texas.”
Fuck everything today, but especially this man.
Greg Abbott announces reelection campaign for record fourth term as Texas governor
Gov. Greg Abbott formally announced his fourth gubernatorial run in Houston on Sunday. The incumbent Republican, who currently has around $87 million in his campaign war chest, will face two opponents...
www.kut.org
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“My work is not done — despite my best efforts, there are still children alive and well in the state of Texas.”
It's never too late, John! Live your dream!
In an emotional excerpt from his new book, Sen. John Fetterman said he should have dropped out of his 2022 senatorial race while severely battling depression after his stroke.
John Fetterman said he ‘should have quit’ Senate bid in an excerpt from his new book
John Fetterman gave an emotional look into his struggle with depression in an excerpt of his new book Unfettered.
www.inquirer.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It's never too late, John! Live your dream!
Trump take spaghetti
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Trump take spaghetti
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Mel Brooks was really on to something
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Mel Brooks was really on to something
No Kings includes this guy
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
No Kings includes this guy
What are we even doing here, people
DHS and the White House just collab posted this on IG.
Appeal to Heaven flag squeezed in there amongst the rest of it
Appeal to Heaven flag squeezed in there amongst the rest of it
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
What are we even doing here, people
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America, a country where most people can’t afford groceries but a literal Bond villain can just keep failing up right into being a trillionaire
Tesla CEO Elon Musk scored a resounding victory on Thursday as shareholders approved a pay package of as much as $878 billion over the next decade, endorsing his vision of morphing the EV maker into an AI and robotics juggernaut.
Tesla shareholders approve $878 billion pay plan for Elon Musk
Tesla CEO Elon Musk scored a resounding victory on Thursday as shareholders approved a pay package of as much as $878 billion over the next decade, endorsing his vision of morphing the EV maker into an AI and robotics juggernaut.
reut.rs
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
America, a country where most people can’t afford groceries but a literal Bond villain can just keep failing up right into being a trillionaire
The Sandwich Guy puns are killing me
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The Sandwich Guy puns are killing me
Excommunicate JD Vance.
“How did you receive the foreigner? And did you receive him and welcome him or not?”
Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
November 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Excommunicate JD Vance.
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I don’t want to sound ungrateful that the median voter realized how much they hated Trump being President but Jesus Christ you couldn’t have remembered that one year ago?
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I don’t want to sound ungrateful that the median voter realized how much they hated Trump being President but Jesus Christ you couldn’t have remembered that one year ago?
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Eyes open. Head down. Keep at it. They’re going to try all sorts of shit. Don’t give up. Don’t let them get away with it. Show up.
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Eyes open. Head down. Keep at it. They’re going to try all sorts of shit. Don’t give up. Don’t let them get away with it. Show up.
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Good day and happiness
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Good day and happiness
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here is your tl;dr for tonight:
we won literally everything
we won literally everything
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
here is your tl;dr for tonight:
we won literally everything
we won literally everything
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help I’m libbing out
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
help I’m libbing out
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well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy
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So Dems won despite not listening to centrist Dem pundits? Huh.
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
So Dems won despite not listening to centrist Dem pundits? Huh.
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The billionaires were against him. The press was against him. The White House was against him. And yet.
Even if you don’t like him, it’s got to be encouraging when Goliath doesn’t win.
Even if you don’t like him, it’s got to be encouraging when Goliath doesn’t win.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The billionaires were against him. The press was against him. The White House was against him. And yet.
Even if you don’t like him, it’s got to be encouraging when Goliath doesn’t win.
Even if you don’t like him, it’s got to be encouraging when Goliath doesn’t win.
You Winsome, you lose some.
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
You Winsome, you lose some.
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Bitch you don’t even go here.
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Bitch you don’t even go here.
Hahahahhahaha
Trump on Mamdani: "I think I'm a much better looking person than him, right? It's gonna be hard for me as the president to give a lot of money to New York, because if you have a communist running New York, all you're doing is wasting the money you're sending there."
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hahahahhahaha
Everything’s terrible, but I’m at my first costume party in at least 15 years.
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Everything’s terrible, but I’m at my first costume party in at least 15 years.