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lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
Picturing Trump rubbing his FIFA Peace Prize like a demented crystal ball before he posts the most deranged shit you've ever seen online.
December 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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ryannorth.ca
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
randumb.bsky.social
TIL that Flute Guy (aka Pedro Eustache) has a Twitter

x.com/EustachePedro
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December 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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cjzero.bsky.social
Texas A&M knocks off undefeated Nebraska in 5 sets and is headed to a national semifinal, Nebraska's first loss at home since 2022 (Minnesota)
December 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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quest64official.bsky.social
Merry Truckmas
Brian with the text "If global warming is a hoax then explain why Toyotathon has the hottest deals of the centurty"
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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actioncookbook.com
The exception is Kentucky, whose soda (Ale-8-One) is the nectar of heaven
brendelbored.bsky.social Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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athul.acharya.cc
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
Deck the hall with boughs of holly, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Tis the season to be jolly: a, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Fill the meadcup, drain the barrel, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Troll the ancient Christmas carol. Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
"your password must contain at least one special character" bro they're all special to me
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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carlmarxman.northsky.social
Sharing this because it's funny.
Been editing Ho Chi Minh quotes over pics of Reagan and spreading them in boomer spaces instead of working today. Over a picture of Reagan and the following quote from Ho Chi Minh The capitalists often boast that their constitutions guarantee the rights of the individual, democratic liberties and the interests of all citizens. But in reality, only the bourgeoisie enjoy the rights recorded in these constitutions. The working people do not really enjoy democratic freedoms; they are exploited all their life and have to bear heavy burdens in the service of the exploiting class.
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
randumb.bsky.social
Absolutely it was seeing Star Wars Episode II in the theater at midnight. Yeah it was a dogshit movie but let me tell you reader, when Yoda whipped out that lightsaber the crowd LOST THEIR COLLECTIVE MIND.
davelevitan.bsky.social Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 4d
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
davelevitan.bsky.social Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 4d
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
randumb.bsky.social
It’s that time again…
December 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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adwills.bsky.social
manifesting:
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🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯

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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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brandtandstein.com
Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
randumb.bsky.social
I just realized we get to see Flute Guy again tonight. Yes!
December 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 01: Shen is standing in front of you in a business suit with a yellow tie, with his hands behind his back, saying "I have an idea for a new type of cat cafe, but I need investors. Here is the idea:" Panel 02: A dollhouse-style depiction of the inside of a multi-floored cafe. The first floor features a few tables, a couple of cats (one orange tabby and one tuxedo cat), a cup of coffee on one of the tables, and a staircase leading up. Text below reads "the first floor just has normal cats." Panel 03: Text reads "But as you go up, each subsequent floor has more & more dangerous cats", as it depicts the upper floors of this cafe, featuring, from bottom to top, bobcats, tigers, and lions. Panel 04: Text reads "And at the top is just me in a fursuit with a machete." Shen is in an orange cat fursuit, dramatically holding a machete with his arms splayed out, backlit by god beams from the stained glass behind him, which looks like a series of cat faces. You are reaching the top of the spiral staircase into the room, covered in cat scratches and wielding a broken-handled broom.
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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terriblemapshq.bsky.social
When a 3 pm meeting actually starts in Italy
December 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 7d
A new film about Jair Bolsonaro's career is on the way, according to social media posts by Bolsonaro’s sons and other political allies. https://cnn.it/3Mq451q
December 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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quest64official.bsky.social
The meme says: Shit white people say after sex "Great" "Stylish" "Nice" "Wonderful" "Excellent" "Good" "Lucky" (It's a Paper Mario meme)
December 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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actioncookbook.com
just logged into Nextdoor for the first time in a month, the boomers are still nailing Accidental Dril tone
December 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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gelliottmorris.com
i asked chat gpt to fact check an article for me
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
randumb.bsky.social
lmao
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
UNHAND YER DOUBLOONS, LAD
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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incorrectffqts.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Jim Caviezel stars in HOSPITAL MAN
theguardian.com The Guardian @theguardian.com · 8d
Jim Caviezel to play Jair Bolsonaro in ‘heroic’ biopic
Jim Caviezel to play Jair Bolsonaro in ‘heroic’ biopic
Actor, who starred in The Passion of the Christ, will play the disgraced ex-Brazilian president in film written by his one-time secretary of culture Jair Bolsonaro, the former Brazilian president now in prison for plotting a coup, is getting the biopic treatment. Jim Caviezel, who played Jesus in Mel Gibson’s 2004 film The Passion of the Christ, is reportedly filming a “heroic” portrait of the rightwing ex-politician in secret. Dark Horse, directed by Cyrus Nowrasteh and written by Mário Frias, who served as secretary of culture under Bolsonaro, started shooting three months ago in Brazil, where Bolsonaro served as president from 2019 until 2023. He was sentenced to 27 years and three months in prison in September 2025 for leading a criminal conspiracy to stop his leftwing rival, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, taking power, though his supporters deny the allegations and have compared the prosecution to the “lawfare” allegedly faced by Donald Trump before he was re-elected. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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rincewind.run
this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
Get away, Garak, you carrier of political assassinations I also carry a solution to the dominion war Aww It’s political assassinations god dammit
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM