Vincent Janelle
@randomfrequency.bsky.social
PMTS Infrastructure Engineer, Salesforce Engineering
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I’m in this post and I don’t like it.
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’m in this post and I don’t like it.
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The trick to finding your lost items is to order its replacement. The lost one will magically be found as soon as you spend money
ADHD death gambit
"This is not my normal spot but I'll remember where I put it"
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The trick to finding your lost items is to order its replacement. The lost one will magically be found as soon as you spend money
How I see a lot of people deploying their containers on #Kubernetes #devops
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
How I see a lot of people deploying their containers on #Kubernetes #devops
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The true issue in the future for when we are unable to view ultraporn because we look too young #futurama
Also 'age verification by looks' won't go well for people like me who are over 50, and no one believes it based upon my looks. They didn't believe it when I was in my 40s nor 30s either, as I have always looked younger than my age.woe unto us who have that "black don't crack" young look going on)!
July 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The true issue in the future for when we are unable to view ultraporn because we look too young #futurama
New pet peeve: when vulnerability scanners suggest updating to Netty 5.0.0.Alpha1
July 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
New pet peeve: when vulnerability scanners suggest updating to Netty 5.0.0.Alpha1
ChatGPT throwing shade at Apple "feedback" is accurate
July 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
ChatGPT throwing shade at Apple "feedback" is accurate
@garydgregory.bsky.social there's a fix for COLLECTION-701 that could be backported to collections3 - spark and a few other things are still including that version (although not using it) - however there's some other issues related to the java version(would have to make some other fixes to maps/etc)
June 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@garydgregory.bsky.social there's a fix for COLLECTION-701 that could be backported to collections3 - spark and a few other things are still including that version (although not using it) - however there's some other issues related to the java version(would have to make some other fixes to maps/etc)
Hot take: "Vibe coding" is to developers what "playing with photoshop instead of gaming" was to kids with macs in the 90s.
April 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Hot take: "Vibe coding" is to developers what "playing with photoshop instead of gaming" was to kids with macs in the 90s.
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I have now been informed of SOAP/SMTP and my life is no better for it
February 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have now been informed of SOAP/SMTP and my life is no better for it
Amused that finally a portion of the US population that can't vote finally has representation
January 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Amused that finally a portion of the US population that can't vote finally has representation
Essentially all arguments about software tools devolve to the point where they mirror gun rights?
If it allows users to do the wrong thing (and shoot their foot off)?
If it's banned because of policy? Or because of legal reasons?
etc.
If it allows users to do the wrong thing (and shoot their foot off)?
If it's banned because of policy? Or because of legal reasons?
etc.
December 12, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Essentially all arguments about software tools devolve to the point where they mirror gun rights?
If it allows users to do the wrong thing (and shoot their foot off)?
If it's banned because of policy? Or because of legal reasons?
etc.
If it allows users to do the wrong thing (and shoot their foot off)?
If it's banned because of policy? Or because of legal reasons?
etc.
If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time to find my high school teacher and inform him that not only do I have a calculator with me 100% of the time, I have multiple of them and they're all supercomputers by his standards.
December 11, 2024 at 9:15 PM
If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time to find my high school teacher and inform him that not only do I have a calculator with me 100% of the time, I have multiple of them and they're all supercomputers by his standards.
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Shoutout to all the places Henry Kissinger fucked up
Nations of the World - With Lyrics - Animaniacs
Yakko Warner from the TV show Animaniacs singing a song to help you learn the Nations of the World. I loved watching this show when I was a kid and I loved t...
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November 30, 2023 at 2:55 AM
Shoutout to all the places Henry Kissinger fucked up
And here I woke up thinking today was gonna suck
November 30, 2023 at 3:32 PM
And here I woke up thinking today was gonna suck
"What would happen if both slack and pagerduty were to go down at the same time?" "The internet would be too busy to notice we went down too?"
October 22, 2023 at 5:47 PM
"What would happen if both slack and pagerduty were to go down at the same time?" "The internet would be too busy to notice we went down too?"
So based off of the events of Star Trek: Discovery, Everything Everywhere All At Once and ST: Discovery are in the same universe and timeline.
August 21, 2023 at 4:50 AM
So based off of the events of Star Trek: Discovery, Everything Everywhere All At Once and ST: Discovery are in the same universe and timeline.
I'd hate to be the person responsible for the part of a progress bar dialog that is responsible for how much time is remaining
June 18, 2023 at 10:17 PM
I'd hate to be the person responsible for the part of a progress bar dialog that is responsible for how much time is remaining
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my kid bought me this shirt (left) after repeatedly sending me this comic (right) and telling me it's me
June 18, 2023 at 3:05 PM
my kid bought me this shirt (left) after repeatedly sending me this comic (right) and telling me it's me
In that fun part of a test/release cycle where doing the ci/cd part takes several minutes to error out.
June 8, 2023 at 12:57 AM
In that fun part of a test/release cycle where doing the ci/cd part takes several minutes to error out.
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Tips for white people:
- You don't have to argue with bigots or wishy-washy centrists, you can just tell them to shut the fuck up and block them
- BIPOC are not here to teach you about racism, we are not all sounding boards or civil rights leaders, we're just regular people trying to live
- You don't have to argue with bigots or wishy-washy centrists, you can just tell them to shut the fuck up and block them
- BIPOC are not here to teach you about racism, we are not all sounding boards or civil rights leaders, we're just regular people trying to live
May 25, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Tips for white people:
- You don't have to argue with bigots or wishy-washy centrists, you can just tell them to shut the fuck up and block them
- BIPOC are not here to teach you about racism, we are not all sounding boards or civil rights leaders, we're just regular people trying to live
- You don't have to argue with bigots or wishy-washy centrists, you can just tell them to shut the fuck up and block them
- BIPOC are not here to teach you about racism, we are not all sounding boards or civil rights leaders, we're just regular people trying to live
Elon found a new CEO; that person either has the best lawyer or is dumb enough to think he'll keep his end of the contract
May 12, 2023 at 4:54 AM
Elon found a new CEO; that person either has the best lawyer or is dumb enough to think he'll keep his end of the contract
8sleep pod cover leaked last night, happy to discover I bought a comfy enough couch to sleep on.
8sleep is replacing the cover no charge and out of warranty, which makes me suspect they knew about this since they also don't want the old one back.
8sleep is replacing the cover no charge and out of warranty, which makes me suspect they knew about this since they also don't want the old one back.
May 8, 2023 at 5:49 PM
8sleep pod cover leaked last night, happy to discover I bought a comfy enough couch to sleep on.
8sleep is replacing the cover no charge and out of warranty, which makes me suspect they knew about this since they also don't want the old one back.
8sleep is replacing the cover no charge and out of warranty, which makes me suspect they knew about this since they also don't want the old one back.
Ah, prime weather in Vancouver that tricks people into moving here
April 27, 2023 at 10:59 PM
Ah, prime weather in Vancouver that tricks people into moving here