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Ramzi S 🌍🏆
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Football, theatre and comedy. Edfringe. Rubbish birdwatcher.
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PSG are very good and also massively overhyped. Capable of brilliance and ineptitude, sadly not in equal measure 😂
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Haven't done any Chelsea drawings for about six years so we've bashed out a Maresca-era edition and it's genuinely, genuinely horrible. Have a look before Cole Palmer sues us back to the stone age.

*cough*justintimeforchristmasifyouknowachelseafan*cough*
🛒 noscoredraws.com/collections/...
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.

"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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80 years ago CFC played Moscow Dynamo in an epic friendly.
My new book 'From Soviet Bouquets To Shed Banners - Chelsea In Europe 1945-1971' is out now.
Beginning with that Dynamo game, it ends 26 years later in Athens triumph.
Available on eBay here ebay.us/m/iQAjS6
£10 inc UK p&p
From Soviet Bouquets To Shed Banners - Chelsea In Europe 1945-1971. | eBay UK
An epic and utterly chaotic friendly against Moscow Dynamo, a few months after WW2 ended, whereSoviet Bouquets were presented to bemused Chelsea players, really caught the public imagination.Shed Bann...
ebay.us
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Forgot to turn on his body cam? No chance of a cover up there then
news.sky.com/story/police...
Police motorcyclist who struck woman while escorting Duchess of Edinburgh cleared of causing death by careless driving
The 81-year-old suffered serious injuries in the collision and died in hospital two weeks later.
news.sky.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Girlfriend: “Do these jeans make me look fat?”
Me: “Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say?”
Girlfriend: “Yes I promise.”
Me: “I shagged your sister.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Sky News just had Kelvin Mackenzie on, former editor of The Sun, one of the people at the centre of probably the most disgraceful front page in newspaper history, complaining about BBC journalists not being objective and 'fake news'. Astonishing. ~AA
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
November 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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it would have been my mum’s 85th birthday today.
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Ivan Fedorovich Choultsé (1874–1939) - Evening in Autumn
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I just had a trick or treater dressed as my window cleaner.

Very convincing, he kept saying “You owe me for three weeks” and “I don’t want any fucking sweets”.

Hilarious!
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Having seen Stereophonic this week, I was reminded of a blog I used to read over 20 years ago written by a recording engineer/mixer as he worked with a terrible band in LA. At times hysterical, it’s a really good insight into the recording process too. I found it has now been podcast - MixerMan!
November 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Long shot (mainly due to how little engagement I get on here), but I'm looking for freelance writers with an interest, or specialism in, classical music.

If you are one, or know one, please give me a shout.
October 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Interesting article about Arsenal trying to improve atmosphere… nothing about goal music! Nor how to get younger fans into the ground TBH

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
How Arsenal are trying to improve the atmosphere at Emirates Stadium
Arsenal are enjoying an excellent start to the season but concerns remain about the atmosphere at Emirates Stadium. So what are they doing about it?
www.bbc.co.uk
October 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
On the bright side, we just need 29 straight wins and the 100 point team is ON!!!

#HundredPointTeam
October 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Two hours in the queue and they’ve paused the bloody thing… #Bowie
October 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
RIP Matthew Harding, taken from us 29 years ago today
October 22, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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“It’s 007…”

From the new Private Eye, out now.
October 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Badiashile really isn’t tough enough, is he? Another 6 weeks out.
Gutted for Palmer as well but at least he hasn’t spent his Chelsea career in the medical room
October 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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After a long pause, I've just done another England Covid & NHS update as we head into the autumn/winter season.

TLDR: we're in a significant Covid wave now, the NHS is stretched, get boosted if you're eligible.

christinapagel.substack.com/p/england-is...
England is now experiencing a significant Covid wave, after 10 months of relative quiet
The latest Covid situation in England and a look at where NHS services are as we head into winter
christinapagel.substack.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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LESS THAN 12 HOURS TO GO!! So please do enjoy these free comedy things. Huge thanks to all those who paid something! But don’t feel you have to. Enjoy! (Spread the word, please)
All my BRILLIANT Bandcamp stuff is “pay what you want” until midnight on Sunday. Audiobook (recommended), EPs and live shows! You can even have them all for free, if you want. Get them while you can. Normal price returns on Monday. THANK YOU! SPREAD THE WORD!! michaellegge.bandcamp.com/music
Michael Legge
Bandcamp page for comedian Michael Legge. Follow him on Twitter: @michaellegge.
michaellegge.bandcamp.com
October 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Due to staff shortages, wizards are developing bad backs.
October 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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23.6.2016
October 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Everyone who advocates for turning the UK into the UAE assumes they'll be the one with a marina penthouse rather than the guy working on a building site in 50c heat
October 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM