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Martin at the Big Tesco, His Hands Empty. Known as @rotshasa on Twitter but happy to get a username that makes it sound less like I'm decomposing
Oh sure draw the guy like this but out of all the Toho kaiju it's Mothra who is canonically Catholic
February 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Oh sure draw the guy like this but out of all the Toho kaiju it's Mothra who is canonically Catholic
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if you took my advice last year and bought used leather pants, wore those leather pants, and then resold them on eBay, you would have made more money than if you invested in bitcoin
February 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
if you took my advice last year and bought used leather pants, wore those leather pants, and then resold them on eBay, you would have made more money than if you invested in bitcoin
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Sir Bedevere suddenly realising too late in the siege that he now has to propose they construct a second giant wooden rabbit ass politics
still amazed that the Mandelson faction didn't set up another Starmer-like trojan horse candidate. Like when they made Mahmood home secretary she should have been "kindler, gentler" not "shoot cannons at the boats" and they probably could've snuck her in
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Sir Bedevere suddenly realising too late in the siege that he now has to propose they construct a second giant wooden rabbit ass politics
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Saved you a click: curse of the pizza mummy
Pizza Hut closing hundreds of locations in 2026. Here's why.
Pizza Hut closing hundreds of locations in 2026. Here's why.
Pizza Hut is closing 250 “underperforming” locations as its parent company continues a strategic review of the struggling brand.
bit.ly
February 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Saved you a click: curse of the pizza mummy
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HERE WE GO BABY THEY MAY BE BAD BUT THEIR MONEY SPENDS GOOD WOOOOOOOOO
Shit like this is exactly WHY JEFFERY EPSTEIN WAS FUCKING JEFFERY EPSTEIN.
Shit like this is exactly WHY JEFFERY EPSTEIN WAS FUCKING JEFFERY EPSTEIN.
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
HERE WE GO BABY THEY MAY BE BAD BUT THEIR MONEY SPENDS GOOD WOOOOOOOOO
Shit like this is exactly WHY JEFFERY EPSTEIN WAS FUCKING JEFFERY EPSTEIN.
Shit like this is exactly WHY JEFFERY EPSTEIN WAS FUCKING JEFFERY EPSTEIN.
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EVERY TIME
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
EVERY TIME
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saw a sleep apnea ad starring a guy named Chonk Chappie, a “I Think You Should Leave Baby of the Year in memoriam”-ass name
February 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
saw a sleep apnea ad starring a guy named Chonk Chappie, a “I Think You Should Leave Baby of the Year in memoriam”-ass name
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"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants"
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants"
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
No you don't.
If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
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me for like 2 years: wes streeting is the one person in the parliamentary labour party less likeable than keir starmer.
centrists: nah, i saw him on bbc news, he was great. he's just what this country needs.
reality:
centrists: nah, i saw him on bbc news, he was great. he's just what this country needs.
reality:
Starmer would defeat Wes Streeting in a head-to-head leadership race by a margin of 12 points, exclusive polling for LabourList reveals
Starmer would defeat Streeting in leadership contest, poll suggests – LabourList
Keir Starmer would lose a head-to-head leadership contest against Angela Rayner, but win against Wes Streeting and Ed Miliband, polling for LabourList has revealed. Polling…
labourlist.org
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
me for like 2 years: wes streeting is the one person in the parliamentary labour party less likeable than keir starmer.
centrists: nah, i saw him on bbc news, he was great. he's just what this country needs.
reality:
centrists: nah, i saw him on bbc news, he was great. he's just what this country needs.
reality:
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transphobia does not have a 'popular base' in the uk.
it's largely a media invention. it's actually quite startling how after a decade of outright propaganda has barely shifted public opinion.
it's largely a media invention. it's actually quite startling how after a decade of outright propaganda has barely shifted public opinion.
February 6, 2026 at 9:24 AM
transphobia does not have a 'popular base' in the uk.
it's largely a media invention. it's actually quite startling how after a decade of outright propaganda has barely shifted public opinion.
it's largely a media invention. it's actually quite startling how after a decade of outright propaganda has barely shifted public opinion.
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
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I'm sorry but this slaps, he absolutely should be there, it's totally appropriate. He's the id of America, no matter how much they try to deny it.
Trump is making it clear that he intends to put himself on Mt. Rushmore before he leaves
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I'm sorry but this slaps, he absolutely should be there, it's totally appropriate. He's the id of America, no matter how much they try to deny it.
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Over on X, the Everything App, serious conservative thinker Dinesh D'Souza shared a video of an AI-generated woman on a fake podcast he seemingly thought was real, telling the audience that young women should get with older men. Dude, wtf?
February 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Over on X, the Everything App, serious conservative thinker Dinesh D'Souza shared a video of an AI-generated woman on a fake podcast he seemingly thought was real, telling the audience that young women should get with older men. Dude, wtf?
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This is a pressing issue. One not raised by FWS.
Cisgender prison officers abusing their power and committing heinous crimes against inmates.
'Linda De Sousa Abreu, 30, was on duty when she entered the prisoner’s cell on June 27 and had sex with him.'
www.cps.gov.uk/london-south...
Cisgender prison officers abusing their power and committing heinous crimes against inmates.
'Linda De Sousa Abreu, 30, was on duty when she entered the prisoner’s cell on June 27 and had sex with him.'
www.cps.gov.uk/london-south...
Updated with sentence: Prison officer who was filmed having sex with inmate convicted | The Crown Prosecution Service
www.cps.gov.uk
February 6, 2026 at 9:14 AM
This is a pressing issue. One not raised by FWS.
Cisgender prison officers abusing their power and committing heinous crimes against inmates.
'Linda De Sousa Abreu, 30, was on duty when she entered the prisoner’s cell on June 27 and had sex with him.'
www.cps.gov.uk/london-south...
Cisgender prison officers abusing their power and committing heinous crimes against inmates.
'Linda De Sousa Abreu, 30, was on duty when she entered the prisoner’s cell on June 27 and had sex with him.'
www.cps.gov.uk/london-south...
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So if Epstein IS responsible for:
- International CA Island
- 4chan/pol/
- The 2008 Financial Crash
- Mass funding FarRight EU parties with Bannon to destroy AI/crypto legislation
Then it doesn't matter how distant your "association" was - you've shown you're not suitable for elected office EVER
- International CA Island
- 4chan/pol/
- The 2008 Financial Crash
- Mass funding FarRight EU parties with Bannon to destroy AI/crypto legislation
Then it doesn't matter how distant your "association" was - you've shown you're not suitable for elected office EVER
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
So if Epstein IS responsible for:
- International CA Island
- 4chan/pol/
- The 2008 Financial Crash
- Mass funding FarRight EU parties with Bannon to destroy AI/crypto legislation
Then it doesn't matter how distant your "association" was - you've shown you're not suitable for elected office EVER
- International CA Island
- 4chan/pol/
- The 2008 Financial Crash
- Mass funding FarRight EU parties with Bannon to destroy AI/crypto legislation
Then it doesn't matter how distant your "association" was - you've shown you're not suitable for elected office EVER
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I'm always going on about the Trolley Problem being misunderstood. It's a thought experiment about the difficulty of reconciling utilitarianism and basic human empathy! It's *meant* to be an irreconcilable trap! You do harm either way, you feel guilt either way, utilitarianism is *suboptimal*!
Vaguely formed thought:
I have seen a trolley problem illustration where the trolley has been derailed due to clever track switching, and the caption is along the lines of "union workers could solve this" and, like, no. You dorks. This isn't a thing to be solved. It is not a puzzle with a trick.
I have seen a trolley problem illustration where the trolley has been derailed due to clever track switching, and the caption is along the lines of "union workers could solve this" and, like, no. You dorks. This isn't a thing to be solved. It is not a puzzle with a trick.
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I'm always going on about the Trolley Problem being misunderstood. It's a thought experiment about the difficulty of reconciling utilitarianism and basic human empathy! It's *meant* to be an irreconcilable trap! You do harm either way, you feel guilt either way, utilitarianism is *suboptimal*!
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Reading this remark I made over a year ago, as the entire commentariat fall over themselves asking how it was that this naked and open attempt to brute force a '90s Blairism Redux ha collapsed in a heap of corruption, backhanders, ignominy and self-dealing
There’s a real Sopranos Pilot energy to the whole Starmer project. Earnest desire to do old-fashioned Blairite bungs and backhanders, but people have cottoned onto that game and view its participants with contempt. They prefer the bare-faced gangsters and conmen who stand opposed to Forensic Keith.
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Reading this remark I made over a year ago, as the entire commentariat fall over themselves asking how it was that this naked and open attempt to brute force a '90s Blairism Redux ha collapsed in a heap of corruption, backhanders, ignominy and self-dealing
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Apologies if it's already been mentioned, but Friday will mark a year to the day since the FT published this quote
www.ft.com/content/085e...
www.ft.com/content/085e...
February 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Apologies if it's already been mentioned, but Friday will mark a year to the day since the FT published this quote
www.ft.com/content/085e...
www.ft.com/content/085e...
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Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers
February 5, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers
"We're too stupid to do anything except take bribes and cave in to pressure groups!"
sure but who is taking their advice?
i like this line labour are currently taking that the prime minister, and his cabinet, are all idiots incapable of independent thought. it's a brilliant defence.
'not our fault bcos we are all stupid'
excellent.
i like this line labour are currently taking that the prime minister, and his cabinet, are all idiots incapable of independent thought. it's a brilliant defence.
'not our fault bcos we are all stupid'
excellent.
Labour MP calls for a ‘clearout’ of advisers in Downing Street amid Mandelson scandal - UK politics live
February 6, 2026 at 8:58 AM
"We're too stupid to do anything except take bribes and cave in to pressure groups!"
This is technically correct, they are not thieves. They are murderous, lying, thieving rapists
It’s time to put Billie Eilish’s theory of property out to pasture, Richard Epstein and Max Raskin write.
"Americans are not thieves who built on stolen land." https://wapo.st/4rDYzrn
"Americans are not thieves who built on stolen land." https://wapo.st/4rDYzrn
February 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
This is technically correct, they are not thieves. They are murderous, lying, thieving rapists
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look at him with his No I'm Not A Human npc lookin' ass
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
look at him with his No I'm Not A Human npc lookin' ass