Racecarlock
@racecarlock.bsky.social
He's smiling because he put a bunch of signs in a desert that keep screwing with a cartoon rabbit.
Fun non-spoilery Pluribus detail - this is actually the mayor of Albuquerque
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
He's smiling because he put a bunch of signs in a desert that keep screwing with a cartoon rabbit.
"I'm looking for my husband! He's a frog! Have you seen him?!"
Another commission of Philly's Gritty, in the snow, Frank Miller style. Sorta.
Gritty City
Sin Gritty
That Orange Bastard.
Your call.
Gritty City
Sin Gritty
That Orange Bastard.
Your call.
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"I'm looking for my husband! He's a frog! Have you seen him?!"
Marjorie Taylor Greene Sowing: "Haha, fuck yeah, yes!"
Marjorie Taylor Greene Reaping: "Well this fucking sucks, what the fuck."
Marjorie Taylor Greene Reaping: "Well this fucking sucks, what the fuck."
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene Sowing: "Haha, fuck yeah, yes!"
Marjorie Taylor Greene Reaping: "Well this fucking sucks, what the fuck."
Marjorie Taylor Greene Reaping: "Well this fucking sucks, what the fuck."
Fuck slut shaming.
Embrace slut worship.
Virgin tradwife? Fuck that. Give me a woman with a body count that would make Emperor Nero shit himself.
Embrace slut worship.
Virgin tradwife? Fuck that. Give me a woman with a body count that would make Emperor Nero shit himself.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Fuck slut shaming.
Embrace slut worship.
Virgin tradwife? Fuck that. Give me a woman with a body count that would make Emperor Nero shit himself.
Embrace slut worship.
Virgin tradwife? Fuck that. Give me a woman with a body count that would make Emperor Nero shit himself.
The rurer juror 2: rurerer jurorer.
It's not all bad news, Liz! I'm a reaction image now! They're putting together a shared-universe IP and they need a replacement after the little girl in front of the burning house got arrested for insurance fraud.
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The rurer juror 2: rurerer jurorer.
I am super Mutually Assured Destruction about it, which is why I have fired all of the nukes.
Please quote tweet this like you’re super mad about it
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I am super Mutually Assured Destruction about it, which is why I have fired all of the nukes.
Thumbnail: "Mobster upset cookie has M&Ms instead of regular chocolate chips."
"Did Bisignano know that Fiserv’s stock was about to tank, and ask his friend Donald Trump for a life raft?"
Demand for Trump's Social Security Chief Bisignano to Resign After $30 Billion Implosion of Former Company
"Bisignano is in charge of the American people’s hard-earned Social Security benefits, as well as the collection of our taxes," said one advocate. "If he engaged in wrongdoing, the people need to know."
www.commondreams.org
October 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Thumbnail: "Mobster upset cookie has M&Ms instead of regular chocolate chips."
Ah, sweet, the boss nightmarishly stares at you 5000!
October 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Ah, sweet, the boss nightmarishly stares at you 5000!
@jazzpomegranate.com The Emperor has requested more human high culture promotion from the social media accounts of his subordinates.
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/High_Hu...
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/High_Hu...
High Human Culture/Legends
High Human Culture, also called Human High Culture and High Imperial Culture or Human Supremacy, was a culture implemented by the Galactic Empire as part of its codified policy of Humanocentric specie...
starwars.fandom.com
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
@jazzpomegranate.com The Emperor has requested more human high culture promotion from the social media accounts of his subordinates.
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/High_Hu...
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/High_Hu...
@ladyemily.nebula.tv Oh no, this is why it doesn't look right!
Halo insider: Halo Studios has generative AI "woven into every aspect" of game dev, from core workflows to world building and enemy AI
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
October 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
@ladyemily.nebula.tv Oh no, this is why it doesn't look right!
October 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Amazon Web Services Yesterday:
October 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Amazon Web Services Yesterday:
People like Tiffany Wheat think they should be declared 5 star michelin chefs because they know how they like their fast food orders.
What a load of BS. This is a few tech gals and their luddite friends getting sloshed and chatting while leaving the kids with their husbands.
October 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
People like Tiffany Wheat think they should be declared 5 star michelin chefs because they know how they like their fast food orders.
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Healthcare $0
Science $0
Education $0
Housing $0
Suicide Prevention $0
Infrastructure $0
Food Safety $0
Banking Regulations $0
Gun Safety $0
Argentina $40,000,000,000
Abducting Spanish Speakers $45,000,000,000
Climate $0
someone who is good at economy please help me budget this. my country is dying
Science $0
Education $0
Housing $0
Suicide Prevention $0
Infrastructure $0
Food Safety $0
Banking Regulations $0
Gun Safety $0
Argentina $40,000,000,000
Abducting Spanish Speakers $45,000,000,000
Climate $0
someone who is good at economy please help me budget this. my country is dying
Internal DHS memo shows Trump plans to keep paying ICE agents and Border Patrol officers throughout the shutdown, while other feds go without pay.
Even the DHS administrative staff processing the paychecks won't get theirs, employee tells me.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Even the DHS administrative staff processing the paychecks won't get theirs, employee tells me.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Plans To Keep Paying Immigration Agents While Other Federal Workers Go Without Paychecks
The move amounts to special treatment for Trump’s favorite constituency within the federal bureaucracy.
www.huffpost.com
October 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Healthcare $0
Science $0
Education $0
Housing $0
Suicide Prevention $0
Infrastructure $0
Food Safety $0
Banking Regulations $0
Gun Safety $0
Argentina $40,000,000,000
Abducting Spanish Speakers $45,000,000,000
Climate $0
someone who is good at economy please help me budget this. my country is dying
Science $0
Education $0
Housing $0
Suicide Prevention $0
Infrastructure $0
Food Safety $0
Banking Regulations $0
Gun Safety $0
Argentina $40,000,000,000
Abducting Spanish Speakers $45,000,000,000
Climate $0
someone who is good at economy please help me budget this. my country is dying
Ferrari F1 Team circa 2005:
rule by fiat is fucking dope and has never caused anything bad
October 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Ferrari F1 Team circa 2005:
Friends! Do you enjoy...
1: Funny parodies of late stage capitalism.
2: Existential crises when you realize people would actually buy some of these things despite them intentionally being silly parodies?
3: Commitment to the bit?
You might want to read this thread and follow this guy, then.
1: Funny parodies of late stage capitalism.
2: Existential crises when you realize people would actually buy some of these things despite them intentionally being silly parodies?
3: Commitment to the bit?
You might want to read this thread and follow this guy, then.
Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits
Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.
October 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Friends! Do you enjoy...
1: Funny parodies of late stage capitalism.
2: Existential crises when you realize people would actually buy some of these things despite them intentionally being silly parodies?
3: Commitment to the bit?
You might want to read this thread and follow this guy, then.
1: Funny parodies of late stage capitalism.
2: Existential crises when you realize people would actually buy some of these things despite them intentionally being silly parodies?
3: Commitment to the bit?
You might want to read this thread and follow this guy, then.
This is a pretty good flowchart.
October 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This is a pretty good flowchart.
Gig economy be like:
Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies
October 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Gig economy be like:
This is what Shadow The Hedgehog hears in his head as he commits war crimes against Venezuelan fishermen.
Trump is now 57 minutes late for his speech but at least we're getting an emo version of Hulk Hogan's theme song
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is what Shadow The Hedgehog hears in his head as he commits war crimes against Venezuelan fishermen.
@tallbart.com They found the first YTP!
Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.
October 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
@tallbart.com They found the first YTP!
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social You're going to have to go to one fucked up Ohio diner.
I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".
hey @nytimes.com: there is no counterpoint here. There are no credible legal experts who would EVER say that the US military has any right or authority to blow civilian craft out of the Caribbean and kill their crews from afar without any provocation. There is no other side to this question.
September 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social You're going to have to go to one fucked up Ohio diner.
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guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
When you leave your leftover Hitler in the fridge too long:
September 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When you leave your leftover Hitler in the fridge too long:
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