Racecarlock
racecarlock.bsky.social
Racecarlock
@racecarlock.bsky.social
It's his best "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" fit.
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Lex Luthor eating Ignatius after he fails to defeat krypto the superdog one too many times.
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"Bitch, I said what I said, I'd rather anoint the lion king instead."
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
@jazzpomegranate.com Did you awaken his Persona switching abilities?
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The waiter returns with an easel, a writing pad, a coding station, and a movie camera. "This metaphor is a bit haphazard, sir." he remarks.
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
That's almost enough Es for an average balatro score.
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
A movie streaming service? I do not understand the sin.
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Daily Mail HATING the Disney Reboot of Hitler. They thought the original was much better.

No, seriously, the Daily Mail was around for the original Hitler. And they liked him.
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
You know, people keep saying that game prices need to go up because of inflation. And you know what? Fine. Enjoy paying 80 dollars for a generated Assassin's Creed game. Enjoy paying 100 bucks for the generated sequel. Enjoy trying to argue it's fine when no real developers work for them anymore.
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
When your Charisma level's so high that the DM just says "Fuck it, you rizz the demon king"
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
We have always been at war with googleania.
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning from congress.
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It's a lad salad!
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It's like he got a heaven's gate member to yell "Is this comet bullshit even real?"
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'd describe the stories and the drawn out gameplay design as slop before the maps. In fact, the maps, at least as settings, do seem to have a lot of good work put into them. That's why it's kind of tragic when they stamp out the cliche ridden gameplay and the cliche ridden stories over them.
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"You Slammed Your Penis In A Car Door. Maybe That's Okay."
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Also, mind the gap.
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
They also made a whole anime for you.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwL7...
Ruri Rocks Anime - Official Trailer | Geology Anime
YouTube video by Sauanime
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
^ When the cute dog wants treats and has no idea what's going on.
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Chocolate Rain, some stay dry while others feel the pain.
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
That windows AI thing that infects computers with malware is more secure than Elon Musk.
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I don't like how horny for a police state a significant portion of my government is.
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
It's the oreo with bits of oreo in it of litigation.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM