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Ripley
@queerwizard.co.uk
Illustrator and cartographer. DnD 4E Apologist and Old School nerd. I'll make stuff for your game if you ask nicely. Welsh grrl in Scotland (She/Her)

💼: http://queerwizard.co.uk
📧: matthews.rj@gmail.com
🎲: https://queer-wizard.itch.io
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Hi #TTRPG #OSR #DnD people - I am looking for cartography/illustration work in December/January! If you're looking for maps for your adventure module, or for your home game, send me an email at matthews.rj@gmail.com!

My rates are available on my website which can be found in my bio!
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Ghost Stories For Christmas
November 28, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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Yeah, no thanks.

Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
December 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Just got near explosively angry remembering a Christmas quiz I was in at an old job - I got marked down on the question 'How many ghosts visited Scrooge on Christmas Eve?' for writing 'four'. I was livid.
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If you buy me dinner you might find out
December 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Xmas Dinner eaten now we’re just snuggling
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Might mix it up and watch Muppet Treasure Island instead of Christmas Carol today
December 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
people on r/rpg are mad cause I said DnD isn't actually badly designed it's just not to their taste
December 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You can tell Chiitan is a real ally because the flag is unironed 💜💜💜
You don't need to think about what is "normal."
You are you.

One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
December 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I just remembered a weird dream I had where Jay Leno was gay
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Tarot Card map commission - really happy with this one.
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
These weak-ass losers. These people won’t voting for you anyway! What are you doing?
December 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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(Or, if you prefer, *doesn't* think about them.)

Which is fine and all, as long as people don't get their ideas about the middle ages from fantasy, which they absolutely do.
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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So D&D is medieval (kinda sorta) in its clothing and technology, with castles and knights and things you might find in medieval *literature* like wizards and dragons, but it has a lot of elements of the western in how it thinks about "civilisation" and "wildness" and whatnot.
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Related to conversations about fantasy adventure and colonialism: one thing that is very interesting about D&D's medievalism is that its default geography -- frontiers, large areas of wilderness, etc. -- is not particularly what medieval W. Europe was like.
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Draw Steel implies the existence of Win Steel and Lose Steel.
December 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Every now and then I check out X the Everything App and there’s people complaining about how uncool and ‘unspicy’ Bluesky is and like …. Cool. Yes please. I don’t care about being spicy or cool I’m not 21 anymore.
December 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Keep Out (2025)
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Strong reminder that rights granted are rights that can be stripped. Just because we currently have a pretty favourable legal framework with regard to LGB rights, they aren't irrevocable. It's vital to understand the current attacks on trans rights as a stand-in for a broader attack on LGBQ rights.
December 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
lol you know what fucking sucked ass? That's right... the Holy Roman Empire.
December 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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i got a steam account FULL of unplayed games. i got countless more old games i’ve always meant to check out. so, so easy just to play those
'you can't just not play any game that uses AI in any way at all'

Fuckin' watch me, bitch
December 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
'you can't just not play any game that uses AI in any way at all'

Fuckin' watch me, bitch
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I’m happy for James Cameron that he found this world that he just wants to keep building on and living in forever I’m just sad that it fucking sucks shit
December 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I was not ready for Dudley Dursley playing the sub in a gay leather daddy rom-com
December 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM