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Ripley 🏳️‍⚧️
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Illustrator and cartographer. DnD 4E Apologist and Old School nerd. I'll make stuff for your game if you ask nicely. Welsh butch bitch in Scotland (She/Her) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

💼: http://queerwizard.co.uk
📧: matthews.rj@gmail.com
🎲: https://queer-wizard.itch.io
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Hi #TTRPG #OSR #DnD people - I am open for cartography/illustration work in January and February! If you're looking for maps for your adventure module, or for your home game, send me an email at matthews.rj@gmail.com!

My rates are available on my website which can be found in my bio!
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More mothership maps for Flatline on the Blocks. Drawing spaceships is fun.
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 AM
More mothership maps for Flatline on the Blocks. Drawing spaceships is fun.
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Absolutely no one should be visiting the US right now holy shit
Irish man with valid US work permit held in ICE detention for five months

Seamus Culleton has lived in US for two decades, married a citizen and runs a plastering business but faces deportation

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Irish man with valid US work permit held in ICE detention for five months
Seamus Culleton has lived in US for two decades, married a citizen and runs a plastering business but faces deportation
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Fuck Cops
"Since launch, more than a dog a day has been found and more than 27 dogs a day every day every year have been shot by the police using your Search Party by Ring cameras to hunt and kidnap your neighbors who they also shoot to the tune of about 4 a day every day every year, as well as the dogs."
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Good grief. What a read. Polygon on why the Vecna Eve of Ruin adventure (and so much more) fell flat.

www.polygon.com/dnd-5e-final...
D&D’s version of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ was supposed to close 5e, but we’ll never see it
Ever wondered about all those obelisks in 5e?
www.polygon.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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the entire reason why people create to cope with existential despair so they only make real artists stronger by evoking it

it's like in an RPG you use an elemental spell on an enemy of the same affinity like a moron and watch it absorb healing HP instead
The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.
February 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Democratizing the arts looks like universal income, low-barrier grants for both emerging and working artists, well-funded municipal arts & recreation programs, vibrant third spaces, and a well-funded public school system with progressive curriculum.

Not a free pass for corporate-owned slop engines.
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I don’t think anything more accurately defines Pathfinder players than the 1-2-1 diagonal movement thing. I literally couldn’t care less that diagonal movement on a grid should technically take more movement but for a certain group of gamers this is seemingly EXTREMELY important.
February 8, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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Gods but Peter Mandelson is a creepy evil cunt.
BREAKING: Peter Mandelson just sent this secret notice to all UK media, demanding they leave him alone.

He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein

We have published it in full.

www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...
Peter Mandelson issues secret notice demanding press leave him alone – read in full
LATE on Friday evening, this notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news…
www.thenational.scot
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
QTP with a gif of your first gaming console
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Finished another map...illustration... thing.... this was fun but my hand hurts now
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
omg
the neopets ttrpg kickstarter is going great
February 6, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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"which member of your ttrpg party would be the singular human in a muppet adaptation?" is a really funny prompt, ngl
January 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I think the current climate around AI has just made me very prickly about people writing off illustration as an ‘optional marketing extra’ in TTRPGs.
February 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I'm gonna get in trouble for this again but ... if your book has no illustration, you may think it's complete because it's understandable but you've alienated a massive massive chunk of your potential audience.
and like of course illustration changes the book, and good illustration is amazing, but an RPG book with no pictures doesn't feel incomplete to me
February 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Me, looking at early DnD 5E adventure modules: I can fix her...
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I get that this is a gag but also - we can't swing an axe at a table or cast magic spells but we *can* talk and present an argument. This supposed discrepancy has never once felt as strange as it apparently does to a lot of people.
We don’t expect players who aren’t charismatic to say what they do to convince the guard, why do we expect players who aren’t skilled at squad-based small unit tactical combat to say what they do on their turn? Just let them say “I make the most optimal tactical decision” and roll the dice.
February 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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You can just block guys who say fundamentally useless shit like "the left needs to settle for less"
February 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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we did bitch. they still fucking lost
I think the 2016 and 2024 elections showed that leftists have a lot to learn about just sucking it up and choosing the better option and liberals have a lot to learn about listening to the people to their left who say “everything is not perfect.”
Yeah, like these nitwits still haven’t figured out the way to avoid being here is not to spend 18 months poisoning the well against the one option to prevent fascism.

Now that we are here, yes, maybe start listening to us since that was too much to ask before, and you fucked up.
February 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Finished another map...illustration... thing.... this was fun but my hand hurts now
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
#WIP

I don't get to do non explicit map stuff very often so this has been a lot of fun to work on...
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Uh oh 👽 🎲
February 4, 2026 at 8:25 PM