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Ian P
@protagonist.bsky.social
Senior Engineering Manager @ Jobber, Passionate Nerd, Twitter Exile. Feed contains TTRPG, Leadership/Management Stuff, Tech and Science. Possibly more.
Is … is Sam Darnold god?
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Washington can’t command much of anything right now with the government shutdown, especially a football field. You see? Because the team is the Commanders, and currently the … I’ll see myself out.
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
October 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Oilers 50/50 raffle has paid $81M to company owned by hockey group over 4 years, documents reveal www.stalbertgazette.com/beyond-local... Quite the scoop from @brettmckay.bsky.social
Beyond Local: Oilers 50/50 raffle has paid $81M to company owned by hockey group over 4 years, documents reveal
The foundation says Win50 is responsible for all costs related to running the raffle, including additional prizes, television and radio commercials, promotion and advertising, the raffle technology pl...
www.stalbertgazette.com
September 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Me, on the phone, frantic and sweating profusely: “Your telling me I drafted HOW MANY #Chiefs players?”
September 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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reminder that bluesky is a platform for fake fans and haters. if you’re posting about sports, please try to keep it dimwitted and reverberating with spite
September 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
That moment of doubt when you fill out a Captcha and it asks you to do it again. "Did I miss a set of stairs? Do I even know what stairs are? Am I a Robot? ... ... ... am I S̵̤̲̲̒̔̈́̆̈́̎̿̃T̵̡͉̘̅̑͘A̴̧͔̣̒͛̇͠ͅI̷̛̺͌́͛̃̑Ṙ̴͔͕̖̤̬̈͒S̷͔̣̠̼̼̥̻͐́́̾̑̐?"
July 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The McDavid era in Edmonton will be defined by its goaltending, not the most electric player in two decades, and that’s such an indictment on #Oilers management that it hurts.
June 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’m tired boss.
June 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’m going to be thinking about “Jason I’m locked in,” from #Taskmaster for some time.
June 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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To celebrate the release of MTG X Final Fantasy, here is a giveaway to win a signed card!
All you have to do to enter is to like and share. 
Results will be announced next Wednesday. 
Good luck!
#MTG #MTGxFinalFantasy
June 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.
June 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Every LinkedIn post
May 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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The three genders
May 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We stopped the Stanford prison experiment but allow #CEDH to continue. Make it make sense.
Tymna/Dargo wins a Land, Go $10K, Temujin is allowed to compete then wins a Lotus, and Salt City had an 11 hour+ plus final that ended in a draw?

This is 2025
May 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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SCOOP: Alberta Premier Danielle Smith's fmr chief of staff lived in a home owned by a sister of Sam Mraiche, a businessman whose dealings w Alberta Health Services are subject to multiple investigations.
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber... w @tomcardoso.bsky.social @hoserlibrarian.bsky.social
Former chief of staff to Alberta Premier lived in home owned by Sam Mraiche’s sister
Businessman’s dealings with the provincial health authority are subject to multiple investigations
www.theglobeandmail.com
May 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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[youth pastor voice] you know who else has a final fantasy?
May 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.
May 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Just sayin', as someone who grew up Catholic: if you can call the new pope by his chosen name instead of the name he was assigned at birth, you can do the same for the trans folks in your life. It's a sign of respect in both cases.
May 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.
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May 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
April 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
A month ago I worked with @cloveralters.spikefeeders.com for this amazing First Sliver for my wife’s deck for her birthday. It came out incredibly, and POPS in person. Maddy was great to work with, very communicative and receptive, and has made my wife’s year. Highly recommend you get your own!
April 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM