Michael Procopio, exhausted human
@procopster.bsky.social
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Yes, love it!
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Yes, love it!
This loss feels like a giant hole in my heart.
RIP Catherine O'Hara.
RIP Catherine O'Hara.
The Dusty Towne Sexy Holiday Special
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January 30, 2026 at 7:41 PM
This loss feels like a giant hole in my heart.
RIP Catherine O'Hara.
RIP Catherine O'Hara.
Happiest of Birthdays to my bad ass friend, @lifesafeast.bsky.social !
P.S. Jamie, let someone else make that cake next time. You deserve a day off.
P.S. Jamie, let someone else make that cake next time. You deserve a day off.
January 28, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Happiest of Birthdays to my bad ass friend, @lifesafeast.bsky.social !
P.S. Jamie, let someone else make that cake next time. You deserve a day off.
P.S. Jamie, let someone else make that cake next time. You deserve a day off.
Don't be like Tim Cook.
January 28, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Don't be like Tim Cook.
This might be the funniest thing I've seen all day.
January 28, 2026 at 6:48 AM
This might be the funniest thing I've seen all day.
If you accidentally time travel back to 20th century Italy and need to make a phone call, I’ve got you covered.
January 27, 2026 at 5:37 PM
If you accidentally time travel back to 20th century Italy and need to make a phone call, I’ve got you covered.
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This is SO Minnesota. Operation Dunkin' is underway
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
January 25, 2026 at 9:14 PM
This is SO Minnesota. Operation Dunkin' is underway
A perfectly good soup ruined by fascism. And then botulism.
Vichyssoise
Tainted Two Ways
spatchcock.substack.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
A perfectly good soup ruined by fascism. And then botulism.
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Just remember—every ICE name is on a payroll.
History will prove they didn’t think that part through.
Bank records are extremely hard to destroy.
History will prove they didn’t think that part through.
Bank records are extremely hard to destroy.
Former members of ICE say recent violence is "by design"
"What has changed is there has been an encouragement from the top to be much more aggressive in enforcement."
www.motherjones.com
January 25, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Just remember—every ICE name is on a payroll.
History will prove they didn’t think that part through.
Bank records are extremely hard to destroy.
History will prove they didn’t think that part through.
Bank records are extremely hard to destroy.
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So, hypothetically, if you were to make a solo-cup-in-chain-link-fence message over an overpass, you’d be putting in the letters backwards. And, again hypothetically, you might want a template for that.
Hypothetically.
Hypothetically.
January 25, 2026 at 12:04 AM
So, hypothetically, if you were to make a solo-cup-in-chain-link-fence message over an overpass, you’d be putting in the letters backwards. And, again hypothetically, you might want a template for that.
Hypothetically.
Hypothetically.
I always love finding new uses for poetry.
Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.
January 21, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I always love finding new uses for poetry.
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The honors just keep piling up for Donald Trump. Pia Zadora just gave him her Golden Globe statue.
January 16, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The honors just keep piling up for Donald Trump. Pia Zadora just gave him her Golden Globe statue.
Vampires sucking your creative juices dry?
Drive them into the shadows with a succulent platter of Chicken with 40 Cloves of Garlic.
Drive them into the shadows with a succulent platter of Chicken with 40 Cloves of Garlic.
Die, Vampire, Die
Or: How to Deal with Demons
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January 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Vampires sucking your creative juices dry?
Drive them into the shadows with a succulent platter of Chicken with 40 Cloves of Garlic.
Drive them into the shadows with a succulent platter of Chicken with 40 Cloves of Garlic.
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a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
<Sigh>
Remembering today the late 🇦🇺Australian-born stage, film and television actor #RodTaylor (11 January 1930 – 7 January 2015) born #OnThisDay in Sydney, New South Wales
January 12, 2026 at 4:23 AM
<Sigh>
Mel Brooks is a national treasure.
Hitler On Ice: History of the World Part II
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January 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Mel Brooks is a national treasure.
Slightly diminish a band:
Half & Half
Blood, Sweat & Liquigel
Simon & Carbuncle
Half & Half
Blood, Sweat & Liquigel
Simon & Carbuncle
Slightly diminish a band:
The Calfsills
The Calfsills
Slightly diminish a band:
Most Things but Not Including the Girl
Most Things but Not Including the Girl
January 11, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
Half & Half
Blood, Sweat & Liquigel
Simon & Carbuncle
Half & Half
Blood, Sweat & Liquigel
Simon & Carbuncle
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This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
What else could one expect from a family that produced a guy who kicked a pregnant Liz Taylor in the stomach?
Hilton Hotels doubles-down on their support for the American Gestapo.
When looking for a hotel, there are *plenty* of other choices.
When looking for a hotel, there are *plenty* of other choices.
January 6, 2026 at 8:42 PM
What else could one expect from a family that produced a guy who kicked a pregnant Liz Taylor in the stomach?
Hi. I am a brandy snifter.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Hi. I’m a pair of wellington boots that filled with water as I jumped into the swimming pool
Hi. I’m the huge swathe of grass on the cliffs of Dover that peeled away as I climbed up it.
Hi. I’m the karabiner that held when I fell off at 150’.
Hi. I’m a pair of wellington boots that filled with water as I jumped into the swimming pool
Hi. I’m the huge swathe of grass on the cliffs of Dover that peeled away as I climbed up it.
Hi. I’m the karabiner that held when I fell off at 150’.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I’m a ruptured appendix.
I'm also a rope swing that wrapped around my leg and suspended me upside down and underwater.
Hi I'm an emergency cesarian.
Hi, I’m a ruptured appendix.
I'm also a rope swing that wrapped around my leg and suspended me upside down and underwater.
Hi I'm an emergency cesarian.
January 2, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Hi. I am a brandy snifter.
In 2026, I plan on implementing the Disaster Buddy System.
Wishing you the happiest of new years possible under the circumstances.
Wishing you the happiest of new years possible under the circumstances.
The Happiest of New Years
(Possible Under the Circumstances)
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December 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
In 2026, I plan on implementing the Disaster Buddy System.
Wishing you the happiest of new years possible under the circumstances.
Wishing you the happiest of new years possible under the circumstances.
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Giménez international attention after she attempted to restore an old fresco. While it was immediately ridiculed at the time, the piece eventually turned into a tourist attraction. n.pr/4qoaJ6Q
Cecilia Giménez, the artist who 'restored' the face of Jesus, has died at 94
Giménez international attention after she attempted to restore an old fresco. While it was immediately ridiculed at the time, the piece eventually turned into a tourist attraction.
n.pr
December 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Giménez international attention after she attempted to restore an old fresco. While it was immediately ridiculed at the time, the piece eventually turned into a tourist attraction. n.pr/4qoaJ6Q
Christmas sunrise.
December 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Christmas sunrise.
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lol. lmao.
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
lol. lmao.