Michael Procopio, depressive gigolo
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Michael Procopio, depressive gigolo
@procopster.bsky.social
Author of Spatchcock. Very fond of gin.

https://spatchcock.substack.com/
Once seen in that Prince John wig, never forgotten.
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If you see this, post a vampire who isn't Dracula.
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If you see this (and you feel up to it), post four female characters you love.
November 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Au reservoir, Prunella.
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I am an otter spotter.
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Current mood:
October 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
On the Bridge of Sighs one year ago today.
October 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Bye bye Hulu.
September 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
September 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Pro tip: Do not watch Ordinary People alone if you're the surviving sibling of a preferred older brother who died young.

#RIPRobertRedford
September 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Pretty sure it was a combination of fashion and censorship.. but I fear I've driven the convo off topic.

Delighted and slightly envious of your trip!
August 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before the year 2000
August 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Maya Angelou and Jessica Mitford (Treuhaft) playing Boggle.
August 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Tell me you're a fancy boy without telling me you're a fancy boy.
July 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My bird of the day.
July 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Please do Nicholas Clay's swimsuit next.
June 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Spending a quiet Father's Day alone with dad.
June 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
June 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
May 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So layered and very hard to pull off. They knew the venture was a risky one.
April 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
With all the awful things happening in the world, I still manage to find myself upset by the Trivago guy's teeth.
April 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Ophelia floating in delicious broth.
(Sent to me by the always charming @lordbyronbunch.bsky.social )
April 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
How I viewed the world prior to the US election. Tremezzo, Lake Como, Italy. Late October 2024.
March 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Christian Brothers? Where they make the "budget-friendly" brandy?
March 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Me in the national scurity group chat:
March 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM