Michael Procopio, depressive gigolo
@procopster.bsky.social
I picture you more as the "I've got some booze, let me close the bookstore for half an hour" type.
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I picture you more as the "I've got some booze, let me close the bookstore for half an hour" type.
Go for the pets.
My aunt's (successful) obsession with getting her home on the cover of AD led to my uncle blocking the gate to her stately home with the ugliest junk car he could find, chucking the keys into the ivy, and filing for divorce.
My aunt's (successful) obsession with getting her home on the cover of AD led to my uncle blocking the gate to her stately home with the ugliest junk car he could find, chucking the keys into the ivy, and filing for divorce.
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Go for the pets.
My aunt's (successful) obsession with getting her home on the cover of AD led to my uncle blocking the gate to her stately home with the ugliest junk car he could find, chucking the keys into the ivy, and filing for divorce.
My aunt's (successful) obsession with getting her home on the cover of AD led to my uncle blocking the gate to her stately home with the ugliest junk car he could find, chucking the keys into the ivy, and filing for divorce.
Little Verbo on the Prairie. A new hipster family moves in every week. The put-upon cleaning crew ties the episodes together.
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Little Verbo on the Prairie. A new hipster family moves in every week. The put-upon cleaning crew ties the episodes together.
Oh, how I miss the Lurid Digs blog.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Oh, how I miss the Lurid Digs blog.
Once seen in that Prince John wig, never forgotten.
![Claude Rains as Prince John in The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3fzulg6pt5gv63bp5qhirptf/bafkreida24w3t7ebgfqtzjcaysvo2aqffegxweq4iol54g4vjucvmet5ey@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Once seen in that Prince John wig, never forgotten.
In that case, the correct hostess gift is a perishable item.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
In that case, the correct hostess gift is a perishable item.
Do your friend's parents reside there, or are they just visiting?
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Do your friend's parents reside there, or are they just visiting?
You get the Hallmark channel? Please recuperate sufficiently.
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You get the Hallmark channel? Please recuperate sufficiently.
That lady could do it all!
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
That lady could do it all!
She'd've been great in that role. Hell, I would have loved her in an orange wig singing "Tomorrow."
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
She'd've been great in that role. Hell, I would have loved her in an orange wig singing "Tomorrow."
Maggie Smith as anyone in pretty much anything.
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Maggie Smith as anyone in pretty much anything.
Also, yes, he was a pretty great dad.
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Also, yes, he was a pretty great dad.
He probably thought I wouldn't mind, since he took me to see Barry Lyndon when I was 6 and I loved it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
He probably thought I wouldn't mind, since he took me to see Barry Lyndon when I was 6 and I loved it.
My dad took 10 year-old me to see it and I was mesmerized!
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My dad took 10 year-old me to see it and I was mesmerized!
That is what my people would call "a fuck ton of sauce."
(Also, I'm having lasagne tonight, but it's made by a Canadian, so I don't know what I'm in for.)
(Also, I'm having lasagne tonight, but it's made by a Canadian, so I don't know what I'm in for.)
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
That is what my people would call "a fuck ton of sauce."
(Also, I'm having lasagne tonight, but it's made by a Canadian, so I don't know what I'm in for.)
(Also, I'm having lasagne tonight, but it's made by a Canadian, so I don't know what I'm in for.)
Hermione Gingold as Charity Hope Valentine and
Carol Channing as Violet Venable.
Carol Channing as Violet Venable.
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hermione Gingold as Charity Hope Valentine and
Carol Channing as Violet Venable.
Carol Channing as Violet Venable.
As long as you don't eat the turkey à la king over the rug in Edith's company, nothing can stand in your way.
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
As long as you don't eat the turkey à la king over the rug in Edith's company, nothing can stand in your way.
F*ck. Pauline and Prunella in the same week is too much.
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
F*ck. Pauline and Prunella in the same week is too much.
Thank for talking about my mom and Kummerspeck, @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social . Absolutely made my day.
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Thank for talking about my mom and Kummerspeck, @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social . Absolutely made my day.
She would have been so great on Survivor.
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
She would have been so great on Survivor.