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𝕿H𝕺𝕿 crimes + pretty shitposts 🩰
BFA in creative writing [ask me to prove it + i’ll doxx myself no questions asked]
phishing for compliments 👇🏻
enter your SSN + something flattering below
BFA in creative writing [ask me to prove it + i’ll doxx myself no questions asked]
phishing for compliments 👇🏻
enter your SSN + something flattering below
Pinned
the blood panel came back normal so it’s either my all-energy-drink diet or i really do have an attitude problem
im a MONSTER
energy drink consumer
im PREPARED to die young
energy drink consumer
im PREPARED to die young
October 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
im a MONSTER
energy drink consumer
im PREPARED to die young
energy drink consumer
im PREPARED to die young
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if he's not a little like this then what's the point tbh
[during sex] seriously, thank you again for doing this with me
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
if he's not a little like this then what's the point tbh
i think god IS REAL he’s just a massive misogynist
it’s not that hard to grok
it’s not that hard to grok
October 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i think god IS REAL he’s just a massive misogynist
it’s not that hard to grok
it’s not that hard to grok
Tʀᴀɢᴇᴅʏ: ɪ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxɪsᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴘɪxɪᴇS
Bᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘʜᴇʀᴏᴍᴏɴᴇs ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ᴇxᴛɪɴᴄᴛ
Aɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴀɴʏʙᴏᴅʏ
Oʀ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅɪᴅ
Bᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘʜᴇʀᴏᴍᴏɴᴇs ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ᴇxᴛɪɴᴄᴛ
Aɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴀɴʏʙᴏᴅʏ
Oʀ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅɪᴅ
October 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Tʀᴀɢᴇᴅʏ: ɪ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxɪsᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴘɪxɪᴇS
Bᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘʜᴇʀᴏᴍᴏɴᴇs ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ᴇxᴛɪɴᴄᴛ
Aɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴀɴʏʙᴏᴅʏ
Oʀ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅɪᴅ
Bᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘʜᴇʀᴏᴍᴏɴᴇs ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ᴇxᴛɪɴᴄᴛ
Aɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴀɴʏʙᴏᴅʏ
Oʀ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅɪᴅ
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You guys are embarrassing me in front of the twitter refugees
October 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
You guys are embarrassing me in front of the twitter refugees
straight women look at this beautiful male hand
October 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
straight women look at this beautiful male hand
inside of me there are two reckless little gremlins speaking in tongues
October 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
inside of me there are two reckless little gremlins speaking in tongues
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Whoever is making my voodoo doll too exhausted to continue living at 11 am and too wired for sleep at 11 pm, thank you
October 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Whoever is making my voodoo doll too exhausted to continue living at 11 am and too wired for sleep at 11 pm, thank you
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TECHNLGY/ATTKBD.GIF
October 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
TECHNLGY/ATTKBD.GIF
i placebo’d myself into thinking i had shingles
i actually had
put out a cigarette on the skin between my crop top + jeans while fleeing the garbage skunk who eats my garbage who bumrushed me wen she saw me coming with more garbage
which is why i say: never go to a doctor or they’ll find out
i actually had
put out a cigarette on the skin between my crop top + jeans while fleeing the garbage skunk who eats my garbage who bumrushed me wen she saw me coming with more garbage
which is why i say: never go to a doctor or they’ll find out
October 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
i placebo’d myself into thinking i had shingles
i actually had
put out a cigarette on the skin between my crop top + jeans while fleeing the garbage skunk who eats my garbage who bumrushed me wen she saw me coming with more garbage
which is why i say: never go to a doctor or they’ll find out
i actually had
put out a cigarette on the skin between my crop top + jeans while fleeing the garbage skunk who eats my garbage who bumrushed me wen she saw me coming with more garbage
which is why i say: never go to a doctor or they’ll find out
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ooohhh a haunted doll. so creepy. so terrifying. I guess personally I’m more scared of stuff I’m not able to dropkick over a bridge
October 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
ooohhh a haunted doll. so creepy. so terrifying. I guess personally I’m more scared of stuff I’m not able to dropkick over a bridge
since you asked, yes i have seen your husband. and frankly, i am not impressed
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
since you asked, yes i have seen your husband. and frankly, i am not impressed
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a jury of my peers? 12 stubborn Scorpios?
a jury of my peers? 12 emotional avoidants?
a jury of my peers? 12 lovesick chaos faeries??
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
a jury of my peers? 12 stubborn Scorpios?
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If you were a true ally, you’d give me a ride to the mall sometime
October 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If you were a true ally, you’d give me a ride to the mall sometime
“better never means better for everyone” - the handmaid’s tale, the tv show, the trailer
really getting into me-exceptionalism these days but good luck everybody else
really getting into me-exceptionalism these days but good luck everybody else
at some point we are going to have to start being better you guys
October 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“better never means better for everyone” - the handmaid’s tale, the tv show, the trailer
really getting into me-exceptionalism these days but good luck everybody else
really getting into me-exceptionalism these days but good luck everybody else
meeting somebody else with ocd is a huge relief it’s like
omg?! you, too, know that there are fates worse than death that can be triggered ironically through seemingly-innocuous missteps?? let’s fuck rn
omg?! you, too, know that there are fates worse than death that can be triggered ironically through seemingly-innocuous missteps?? let’s fuck rn
October 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
meeting somebody else with ocd is a huge relief it’s like
omg?! you, too, know that there are fates worse than death that can be triggered ironically through seemingly-innocuous missteps?? let’s fuck rn
omg?! you, too, know that there are fates worse than death that can be triggered ironically through seemingly-innocuous missteps?? let’s fuck rn
For sale: ethically-sourced adrenochrome, never injected.
October 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
For sale: ethically-sourced adrenochrome, never injected.
an adrenochrome truck crashed in front of my house + my idiot neighbour immediately called a biohazard hotline
i’m wet vacc-ing frantically as i type wtf is doug’s problem
i’m wet vacc-ing frantically as i type wtf is doug’s problem
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
an adrenochrome truck crashed in front of my house + my idiot neighbour immediately called a biohazard hotline
i’m wet vacc-ing frantically as i type wtf is doug’s problem
i’m wet vacc-ing frantically as i type wtf is doug’s problem
people being passive aggressive to me but they don’t know i majored in that in college
yu wanna ooze plausible deniability at each other for 6 hours straight, i got time
square up
yu wanna ooze plausible deniability at each other for 6 hours straight, i got time
square up
October 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
people being passive aggressive to me but they don’t know i majored in that in college
yu wanna ooze plausible deniability at each other for 6 hours straight, i got time
square up
yu wanna ooze plausible deniability at each other for 6 hours straight, i got time
square up
ok + what does swearing in mean to you your honor
October 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
ok + what does swearing in mean to you your honor
i told EVERYBODY the murder of the american mall fountain was an omen
the turned off the SECRET FEATURE that was keeping ordinary people in North America ok. Not Great but Functionalish
there were negative ions in the atrium !
forsaken for:
synthetic pretzel esters
im a scientist
im cassandra
the turned off the SECRET FEATURE that was keeping ordinary people in North America ok. Not Great but Functionalish
there were negative ions in the atrium !
forsaken for:
synthetic pretzel esters
im a scientist
im cassandra
October 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i told EVERYBODY the murder of the american mall fountain was an omen
the turned off the SECRET FEATURE that was keeping ordinary people in North America ok. Not Great but Functionalish
there were negative ions in the atrium !
forsaken for:
synthetic pretzel esters
im a scientist
im cassandra
the turned off the SECRET FEATURE that was keeping ordinary people in North America ok. Not Great but Functionalish
there were negative ions in the atrium !
forsaken for:
synthetic pretzel esters
im a scientist
im cassandra
tiktok is a panopticon psy-op in which a million teenagers who take everything literally could be watching yu at any time
October 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
tiktok is a panopticon psy-op in which a million teenagers who take everything literally could be watching yu at any time
fun fact if you don’t text your mom back for three days they automatically send yu a candygram police boy to your house to tell you of the suicide hotline number orally
October 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
fun fact if you don’t text your mom back for three days they automatically send yu a candygram police boy to your house to tell you of the suicide hotline number orally
ballet was never meant to be so serious that’s not what the Russians intented
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
ballet was never meant to be so serious that’s not what the Russians intented