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𝕿H𝕺𝕿 crimes + pretty shitposts 🩰
BFA in creative writing [ask me to prove it + i’ll doxx myself no questions asked]

phishing for compliments 👇🏻
enter your SSN + something flattering below
im not gonna google this im going to let its meaning be revealed to me in a dream. if that
October 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
do as i do and not as i say : pay the russians to put you in a medically-induced coma
October 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
look and they clearly did it hours ago too. luckily this is my first time entering the room today so the rule is i don’t have to clean it up bc i didn’t know until just now

can you mop faster my placebos are in that cupboard
October 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i would sense that + give you candy even though you have broken every rule . i would say: «this is method halloweening. or something»
October 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
glad to hear it all worked out but nobody was forcing you to prove this
October 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
that’s the mentally well part of your brain expressing itself!
October 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
i’ll accept that excuse when it starts paying rent
October 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
this is like how i was training my dog today + someone said “nice work, mama”

ok thanks but her mama is a dog named Harper. i am the childless resource controller she lives with
October 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i feel like this is reverse reverse psychology - regular psychology!!
October 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM