im not gonna google this im going to let its meaning be revealed to me in a dream. if that

do as i do and not as i say : pay the russians to put you in a medically-induced coma

look and they clearly did it hours ago too. luckily this is my first time entering the room today so the rule is i don’t have to clean it up bc i didn’t know until just now

can you mop faster my placebos are in that cupboard

i would sense that + give you candy even though you have broken every rule . i would say: «this is method halloweening. or something»

glad to hear it all worked out but nobody was forcing you to prove this

that’s the mentally well part of your brain expressing itself!

i’ll accept that excuse when it starts paying rent

this is like how i was training my dog today + someone said “nice work, mama”

ok thanks but her mama is a dog named Harper. i am the childless resource controller she lives with

i feel like this is reverse reverse psychology - regular psychology!!