Jess Cant Play
@primmslim15.bsky.social
They/Her, Devoted Partner, Cat Parent, Godzilla Enthusiast, 115th biggest WNBA fan
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/105737507
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If we actually get $2k from the government, I’m immediately donating mine to a trans person who wants “the surgery”.
You can’t stop me, for I am Robin Hooded Clitoris.
You can’t stop me, for I am Robin Hooded Clitoris.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If we actually get $2k from the government, I’m immediately donating mine to a trans person who wants “the surgery”.
You can’t stop me, for I am Robin Hooded Clitoris.
You can’t stop me, for I am Robin Hooded Clitoris.
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if everyone keeps listen to people like ezra klein the democratic party nor the left will ever win again. this type of framing and mindset is a failed ideology
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
if everyone keeps listen to people like ezra klein the democratic party nor the left will ever win again. this type of framing and mindset is a failed ideology
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the bigotry is bad enough on its own but this shows me he has no idea how to fight back and win against these people, totally disqualifying
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
the bigotry is bad enough on its own but this shows me he has no idea how to fight back and win against these people, totally disqualifying
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Kinda not sure what we're supposed to do about chatGPT being as normalized as it is. I feel like everyone that's either very young or very old is into it, millennials largely being the only normal ones lol
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Kinda not sure what we're supposed to do about chatGPT being as normalized as it is. I feel like everyone that's either very young or very old is into it, millennials largely being the only normal ones lol
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Celebrating trans wrongs by letting people just say shit and not responding to it
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
October 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Celebrating trans wrongs by letting people just say shit and not responding to it
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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He really is Mr Peanutbutter
September 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
He really is Mr Peanutbutter
New obsession: this West German Disco Girl group that was really popular in Japan.
Pretty sure the Pokémon theme ripped off the second track on this one.
Pretty sure the Pokémon theme ripped off the second track on this one.
September 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
New obsession: this West German Disco Girl group that was really popular in Japan.
Pretty sure the Pokémon theme ripped off the second track on this one.
Pretty sure the Pokémon theme ripped off the second track on this one.
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a key reason they see an opening for such a blatant speech crackdown is that they already did one to Palestinian and anti-genocide activists and it got enthusiastic bipartisan approval
September 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
a key reason they see an opening for such a blatant speech crackdown is that they already did one to Palestinian and anti-genocide activists and it got enthusiastic bipartisan approval
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every trans person i know: i’d plan for canada but no one will hire me and i’m actively being watched by feds, and my healthcare’s gonna end. regardless of my feelings i should buy a gun
every cis person i know: it’s not technically a recession yet. Just wait until midterms! Mayor Pete in 2028 😻😻😻
every cis person i know: it’s not technically a recession yet. Just wait until midterms! Mayor Pete in 2028 😻😻😻
September 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
every trans person i know: i’d plan for canada but no one will hire me and i’m actively being watched by feds, and my healthcare’s gonna end. regardless of my feelings i should buy a gun
every cis person i know: it’s not technically a recession yet. Just wait until midterms! Mayor Pete in 2028 😻😻😻
every cis person i know: it’s not technically a recession yet. Just wait until midterms! Mayor Pete in 2028 😻😻😻
“Blah blah no one should be killed for their views blah blah”
Good to know you would’ve gone soft on Hitler, too.
Good to know you would’ve gone soft on Hitler, too.
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
“Blah blah no one should be killed for their views blah blah”
Good to know you would’ve gone soft on Hitler, too.
Good to know you would’ve gone soft on Hitler, too.
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Mentally I’m here. (Forever ogling Liza Minelli on the cover of Tropical Nights)
September 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Mentally I’m here. (Forever ogling Liza Minelli on the cover of Tropical Nights)
Gonna start playing sports games on the easiest setting possible so I can run up the score on AI before it takes over.
September 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Gonna start playing sports games on the easiest setting possible so I can run up the score on AI before it takes over.
Going to bed hoping to wake up to it happening. 🤞🤞🤞
August 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Going to bed hoping to wake up to it happening. 🤞🤞🤞
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If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
Gov. Gavin Newsom on Friday announced the creation of a statewide task force aimed at dismantling homeless encampments on state property and expanding access to shelter and services. The State Acti…
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August 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
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Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader?
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
August 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader?
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
My Facebook is basically unusable because of stuff like this
August 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My Facebook is basically unusable because of stuff like this
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when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
August 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
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Did you know that it is illegal to say the phrase "I want to kill the Author of Harry Potter"? It's illegal. It's a BlueSky offence. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. Now it was ok for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say-
August 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Did you know that it is illegal to say the phrase "I want to kill the Author of Harry Potter"? It's illegal. It's a BlueSky offence. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. Now it was ok for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say-
Yeah, I’ve got PREFERRED PRONOUNS.. PRONOUNS I’d PREFER to keep secret from my friends and family. Thank you.
August 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Yeah, I’ve got PREFERRED PRONOUNS.. PRONOUNS I’d PREFER to keep secret from my friends and family. Thank you.
I love a prolific author. Nothing better than finishing a book, looking them up on Goodreads and they have written more books than you could ever read.
No “waiting 18 years for the next installment of my above average series” loser behavior for me!
No “waiting 18 years for the next installment of my above average series” loser behavior for me!
July 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I love a prolific author. Nothing better than finishing a book, looking them up on Goodreads and they have written more books than you could ever read.
No “waiting 18 years for the next installment of my above average series” loser behavior for me!
No “waiting 18 years for the next installment of my above average series” loser behavior for me!
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fr fr "i identify as" and "preferred pronouns" were such colossal fuckups and now we're paying the price with even 'liberal' folks referring to cis women as "biological."
i have literally changed my secondary sex characteristics. i'm a biological woman with an endocrine disorder.
simple as that.
i have literally changed my secondary sex characteristics. i'm a biological woman with an endocrine disorder.
simple as that.
the concept of "trans identity" has caused us irreparable harm. every attack on our minority group hinges on the assumption that our demographic status is the result of a choice, rather than an innate aspect of our biology (ie: how we were born)
July 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
fr fr "i identify as" and "preferred pronouns" were such colossal fuckups and now we're paying the price with even 'liberal' folks referring to cis women as "biological."
i have literally changed my secondary sex characteristics. i'm a biological woman with an endocrine disorder.
simple as that.
i have literally changed my secondary sex characteristics. i'm a biological woman with an endocrine disorder.
simple as that.