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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 3h

Missed opportunity for a variant actually called “Sparky Sparky Boom Man” and the flavor text “Well that’s not his name but…” 💁‍♂️

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 3h

Just happened to me with Baldur’s Gate 3 tribal 😭 Turns out shoving all the characters into a 5c pile is a horrible idea.

Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 5h

“I don’t pepper spray children” is exactly what someone who pepper sprays children would say.

✨brit✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

for some reason, i don’t believe them

Homeland Security
@DH..•20h
DHS LAW ENFORCEMENT DOES NOT
PEPPER SPRAY CHILDREN.

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 5h

🤦‍♂️ You missed the best card in the set!

“That’s Rough Buddy” totally redefines the cEDH metagame by being the new best card to name with Demonic Consultation 🙃

Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 5h

I feel bad for his cat 🥺

Assuming that’s his actual cat and not a stock photo.

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 5h

This is just renting with extra steps. Worse than renting even.

Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 10h

I think every set would benefit from being at least 2 smaller sets instead. It felt like such whiplash going from the house of horror to Universes Beyond: Speed Racer

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 15h

We compromised by going as a Colossal Dreadmaws 😂

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 18h

“Somehow James Bond returned.” There. Solved it for him 👍

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 18h

My partner and I couldn’t agree on which one got to be Six 😔. This happened last year too when we tried to go as Ghalta and Mavren and we both wanted to be Ghalta.

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 1d

God I miss Bionicle

Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 1d

Alright hold on, I think alt arts and stuff are a weird situation that muddies the water a bit but people have been getting alters for years before them. As long as the main vanilla printing has the color pips, that’s the deciding factor. For me at least.

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 1d

My brother in christ, I can’t believe you would say such a thing about format defining all-star Charming Pendant.

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone’s laughing ‘till Bill the Pony gets The Walls of Ba Sing Se to deal 30 damage to your poor attacker.

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 1d

This is gonna pair well with that new “Oko and Hogaak” that was also spoiled!!

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 1d

The only reason I disagree is the fact that on printings w/o reminder text, the card lacks color info. And while we do have cards where reading them doesn’t explain them, idk if we want to go further down that road.

Totally forgot Firebending and Trinisphere had colors in their reminder texts!

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 1d

To the surprise of literally no one.

Well I guess the Senate Democrats who are more stupid than cruel are probably surprised.

Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Despite Senate deal, Mike Johnson will not commit to a vote on the Affordable Care Act subsidies all while Trump is blasting Marjorie Taylor Greene in their intra-party rift.

A major news update. I have the latest: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

BREAKING: Mike Johnson Won't Commit to Vote on Healthcare and Trump Blasts Greene

Mike Johnson will not commit to a vote on the Affordable Care Act subsidies all while Trump is blasting Marjorie Taylor Greene in their intra-party rift.

open.substack.com

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 1d

It really should just be “color identity == whatever color pips are on either side of the card.”

And then the only weird thing you have to teach people is about Extort and reminder text.

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 1d

Commander seemed more fun when it was jank that went through standard first.

Although, I remember being intimidated by making a 100 card deck all those years ago and didn’t really start till the EDH precons came out so maybe I’m the problem 🤦‍♂️

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 1d

This. I’ve got a lot of complicated feelings about UB but I think I’m settling on just not including them no matter how much I like the IP.

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah that’s fair. As far as I know the blog is his own thing so if he did disagree he could always choose to say nothing.

It is disheartening, to say the least, when someone who you agreed with for years swaps up on you regardless of the reason.

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like he has to say these things doesn’t he? To toe the corporate line? I feel like my beef is with papa Hasbro for turning our card game into Fortnite so they can shore up the rest of their failing business.

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Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 1d

Aside from the fact that 9/11 directly caused 50 Shades of Gray to exist; on average, the closest planet to the Earth is Mercury. In fact, Mercury is closest planet to every single other planet on average.

Prajwal @prajwal.bsky.social · 1d

This is somehow exactly the inverse of me.

It’s like looking in one of those mirrors from fantasy books that doesn’t show you your reflection but shows you something that’s not your reflection.