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Nirel
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Probably too long winded for skitter.
I don’t know who needs to hear this from r/whatisit but it’s mold. Like if it’s on food, your walls, window, door, shower, floor, etc and appeared overnight, I swear to god. It’s mold.
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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“I don’t pepper spray children” is exactly what someone who pepper sprays children would say.
for some reason, i don’t believe them
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
But apparently “the economy” yet again is the fucking golden ticket that can make traitors even out of the bluest senators.
#moneyoverpeople #againandagain

#timkaine #catherinecortezmasto #johnfetterman #maggiehassan #dickdurbin #angusking #jeanneshaheen #jackyrosen
I gotta be real, threatening to starve poor children until democrats agree to takeaway their healthcare instead is not the bargaining chip republicans think it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #snap #shutdown
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
“Breaking news: the sky is blue, water is wet, and Mike Johnson won’t commit to voting on healthcare”

In other unsurprising news Senators #timkaine #catherinecortezmasto #johnfetterman #maggiehassan #dickdurbin #jeanneshaheen #jackyrosen folded a winning hand because they’re dumbasses.
To the surprise of literally no one.

Well I guess the Senate Democrats who are more stupid than cruel are probably surprised.
BREAKING: Despite Senate deal, Mike Johnson will not commit to a vote on the Affordable Care Act subsidies all while Trump is blasting Marjorie Taylor Greene in their intra-party rift.

A major news update. I have the latest: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
If you don’t like lukewarm #democrats, stop letting them go unchallenged in their primaries 🌈🌈🌈🌈

Tonight’s disappointments aren’t up in 2026, but some of the centrists that are only held the line bc they want to keep their seats. So… vote in the senate primaries. Enough is enough.
#thisiswhywelose
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It was 6 states btw.

1. Nevada
2. Illinois
3. Pennsylvania
4. New Hampshire
5. Virginia
6. Maine

If you’re from these states and you are mad at the #democrats then you need to actively be calling your reps and letting them know they better be stepping back in line.
#thisiswhywelose
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It was nice feeling proud of yall for once. It’s a shame you had to ruin it.
I assume you’ll just roll right on over on ACA in December based on this.
#thisiswhywelose #democrats
#timkaine #catherinecortezmasto #johnfetterman #maggiehassan #dickdurbin #angusking #jeanneshaheen #jackyrosen
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
To the dems who signed: They’re not going to negotiate with you about aca now you’ve cooperated bc you’ve confirmed what they always knew:

The #democrats will cave

#thisiswhywelose

#timkaine #catherinecortezmasto #johnfetterman #maggiehassan #dickdurbin #angusking #jeanneshaheen #jackyrosen
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I gotta be real, threatening to starve poor children until democrats agree to takeaway their healthcare instead is not the bargaining chip republicans think it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #snap #shutdown
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Americans are inclined to help their neighbors.

The Trump Administration is inclined to let Americans go hungry.
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The Costco Wines of Europe Box seems like a great idea until you want to get the wines out of the box…
October 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
To demolish any part of a democratic landmark without transparency to or permission from those he represents on the tail end of protests called #nokings isn’t even a fuck you to the people. It’s a “lick the Cheeto dust off my feet peasant” move that says he does not plan on leaving anytime soon.
October 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I think we really need to stop asking “Is there an app for that?” And start asking “But do we really need an app for that?” Cause the answer is usually no.
October 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If google’s intention is to drive me to a different search engine by prompting me to download the chrome app every time I try to google something on safari, then goddamn it’s working.
October 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Billionaires going “hey what if we speed ran the apocalypse to make me rich for Jesus” and American Christians going “Take the wheel cowboy 💦!” is something that will be studied for decades if they don’t succeed in blowing us all up.
October 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Anyways speaking husbands and how 2025 is truly the #yearoftheroach, I’m assuming we’ve all heard #nedfulmer ‘s podcast by now? Honestly, perfect timing for a comeback.
There’s something very 2025 about both Casey Anthony and Billy McFarland announcing sequels to their BS within a few weeks of each other. #yearoftheroach
October 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Living in America right now feels a lot like being in a toxic marriage. You’re like, “hey sweety can you please clean up this mess you made when you were cooking up all of our societal systems?” And instead of doing the dishes like a normal human being, he sets the fuckin house on fire.
September 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
As someone relatively new to coding, I find GitHub emailing you when a push fails endearingly quaint. Like bestie I’m sitting right here. I know it failed.

I’m not getting that email until tomorrow at best and that’s assuming I don’t give up on grad school and disappear into the trees first.
September 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Petition to legally require all ice cream shops to have lactaid dispensers on site.
September 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Finding out Libby got rid of the”deliver later” feature for holds is the worst thing to happen to me all week, which is saying something considering I literally found a snake in my house yesterday.
September 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Everyday of adulthood is an adventure, but like more of a “I just want to brush my teeth but there’s a tiny snake in my bathroom,” than a “oh my there’s quicksand here but fortunately I’ve been preparing for this since I was a child and know exactly how to handle this,” adventure.
September 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The most unrealistic part of War of the Worlds (2025) was that literally anyone would be mad if all of the personal data Facebook has on us just got “eaten.”
August 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Like my dude, did you need to steal the American Dream from every generation that comes after you, or would like, a tall glass of prune juice, a new set of knees, and a long nap have scratched the itch? #MakeAmericansRetireAgain
August 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
But like… why does a 79 year old think he needs so much unfettered power? Like, cool fascist regime bro you’d have a better chance living forever if you hadn’t defunded science but go off I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
August 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
For a party that claims to be “hard on crime”, they sure do get horny every time some dude with a questionable past crosses their ballots... I’m starting to think they meant to say “Hard FOR crime” but an intern covfefe’d it up.
August 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM