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Prajwal
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You might know me as 2006’s TIME Person of the Year. I play Magic and do magic; sometimes I confuse the two.
Just so we’re clear, the NVIDIA CEO would never admit it’s a bubble even if it were.
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Idk if it’s better for Bill Clinton to make a statement saying, “I did not have sexual relations with Donald Trump” to bring his arc full circle or for him to just say “Trump is the throat goat.” 🤷‍♂️
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Those pesky Democrats! Messing with the Federal Stats System with their total control over *checks notes* zero government branches!
And there it is. They don’t want to release the dismal inflation or jobs numbers for October and are claiming that it’s the fault of Democrats.
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“I don’t pepper spray children” is exactly what someone who pepper sprays children would say.
for some reason, i don’t believe them
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
To the surprise of literally no one.

Well I guess the Senate Democrats who are more stupid than cruel are probably surprised.
BREAKING: Despite Senate deal, Mike Johnson will not commit to a vote on the Affordable Care Act subsidies all while Trump is blasting Marjorie Taylor Greene in their intra-party rift.

A major news update. I have the latest: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
BREAKING: Mike Johnson Won't Commit to Vote on Healthcare and Trump Blasts Greene
Mike Johnson will not commit to a vote on the Affordable Care Act subsidies all while Trump is blasting Marjorie Taylor Greene in their intra-party rift.
open.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Reposted by Prajwal
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
So this is obviously good news. But let’s lot normalize how fucking insane it is that same-sex marriage is still questioned in 2025.

Also refusing to hear a case doesn’t mean they endorse same-sex marriage so I guess it’s not out of the fire yet.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 10d
The challenge to the court's 2015 ruling came from Kim Davis, the former Kentucky clerk who refused to issue same-sex licenses after the court's Obergefell v. Hodges decision, which recognized a constitutional right to same-sex marriage. n.pr/47yOyEH
Supreme Court declines to revisit gay marriage decision
The challenge to the court's 2015 ruling came from Kim Davis, the former Kentucky clerk who refused to issue same-sex licenses after the court's Obergefell v. Hodges decision, which recognized a constitutional right to same-sex marriage.
n.pr
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Folks in these states need to vote these clowns out! Absolute invertebrates the lot of them.

Side note, it turns out his actual birth name really is Angus King.
If you don’t like lukewarm #democrats, stop letting them go unchallenged in their primaries 🌈🌈🌈🌈

Tonight’s disappointments aren’t up in 2026, but some of the centrists that are only held the line bc they want to keep their seats. So… vote in the senate primaries. Enough is enough.
#thisiswhywelose
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Thank goodness the party of states’ rights is definitely going to stand up for each state’s right to feed their people, right? Dozy Don’s gonna sign an EO trying to stop food donations next.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 11d
JUST IN: The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
Trump tells states to 'immediately undo' steps to fund November SNAP benefits
The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
n.pr
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The worst thing about Zohran Mamdani is the fact that my Desi parents are now going to ask me why I’m not the mayor of anything despite being the same age. 🤦‍♂️
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Plot twist: the #rapture did happen a few days ago. No one was taken. God is gonna start a new game+ somewhere in Andromeda.
September 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
National Treasure is the best #IndependenceDay movie. I will not be hearing alternative takes on this topic. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
July 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Just so we’re clear, #ZohranMamdani didn’t win because of social media. He won on good policy and by not being a ghoul.
June 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
#28YearsLater is the best #PowerRangers movie I’ve seen
June 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Is there any way to just say that my entire income is #tipped income?
May 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Also incidentally if the people of #Pennsylvania are looking for a new senator, let me propose Oberon as a #delightfullychubby Fetterman replacement.

Significantly cuter than John, dresses better, and he won’t insider trade.
May 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Alright since our dementia addled president wants to be #pope, I want to put forward my own candidate for the papacy: Oberon
May 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Never thought I’d agree with Donald but here we are 🤷‍♂️
MORAN: Even some people who voted for you are saying, 'I didn't sign up for this.' So how do you answer those concerns?

TRUMP: Well, they did sign up for it actually
April 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
So much for efficiency… 🤷‍♂️ #DOGE
The U.S. spent about $220 billion more in first 100 days than last year, per CBS
April 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Well at least #autistic people can string together two sentences without sounding like a chain smoker gargling on gravel #RFKJr. Let’s focus on eradicating that brain worm first 👍
I don't normally post my own comments here, just share. But THIS bullshit triggered me badly. I'm autistic. I have a job, pay taxes, and am potty trained. FUCK RFK Jr.
April 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Proud of this admin! America is finally great again! These fucking #penguins have been taking advantage of our iron-blooded #patriots for too long!!! #MAGA
The Trump administration has put a 10 percent tariff on the Heard Island and McDonald which has a population of 0 people and is inhabited only by penguins.
April 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Alright everyone, time to move on from Hegseth Incident and start talking about this gem that left the President’s desk this morning…

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Preserving and Protecting the Integrity of American Elections
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose and
www.whitehouse.gov
March 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Can I please be included in the next war plan group chat? 🙏🥺 #PeteHegseth #JDVance #POTUS
March 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Personally I think JD “Couchfucker” Vance should be appreciative for the welcome he received in Vermont; why isn’t he thanking them? #vermont #vpotus
March 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM