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i am here to Poast
he/they
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July 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
dear bluesky help me do my job. people keep leaving the basement lights on in my church, and i want to make a new sign asking them to stop doing that. i also want to have some fun with this, and i am in my forties, so that means being as out of touch as possible, for laughs. GOT IDEAS????>>>?????:?
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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If you hear them disengage after you bring up the morality of it, then attack from a profit point of view. Claim to be a shareholder (they can't check), and tell them that if they continue to deny a legal stream of income, you'll be forced to sell while your shares still have value.
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Nothing I have ever read, no class I’ve ever taken, nothing I can think of at all, was ever as affecting or did more to turn me into a feminist as seeing what men say to women online. That was like 20 years ago now & the only thing that’s changed is they’re way weirder now.
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Once upon a time, the ever-evolving graffiti on this reservoir near the psych unit was a cave-painting-record. I photographed much of it over months.
One day they painted it grey. The next day:
February 12, 2024 at 7:10 PM
watchin @crendor.bsky.social and I'm like, this is void goatse. it even has the little triangular highlight in place of the dude's ring. xal'atath posted hole and I can't stop laughing
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The police are not legally required to protect you. This is the case where the Supreme Court decided that.
In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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This made me so joyous I had to do a little dance
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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what in fuck. this is some devil shit. the identical faces is fucking with me. I feel like this is the sort of shit that lets people's minds
Looking forward to all of this sort of thing your Aunt is seeing on Facebook today
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
🧵Thinking i might have this whole identity thing just about licked now. Last couple weeks have made it abundantly clear that any remaining faith I had in the ability of people to put faith over ego in my church was misplaced, and that I will be much happier, healthier, and in a better position to
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I wish that when people accused me of malice that they'd give me SOME amount of credit for the mental and physical pain I'm in constantly. Not as an excuse, but just a little consideration. I do it, why can't they?
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
morning internet I just saw a green bird double cheeking it on a Saturday morning right in front of god and everybody. it is well and truly 2025. go fuck this day in the neck
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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“You’re going to be disappointing other people or you’re going to be disappointing yourself. You have to choose.” — my partner to me today. Thought I’d mess yall up too. Thanks!
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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i hope you remember that he was explicitly talking about supporting trans people here
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Thank you Wonder Woman 🇺🇲🎇❤️
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
man some days i just really miss my cave
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Drug testing people for food assistance is just telling people who have addiction (which is a disease) that they should fuck off and starve to death.

I don't believe in starving people because of health conditions.
November 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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the fifth paragraph is pure poetry
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
love, acceptance, and explosives 💜
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM