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Jenn
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My heart is a velociraptor
I need more generic brands of the crunchy cheeto. The puffy cheeto gets all the attention.
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Sorry I ate all the pennies.
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Woken up by one of my cats peeing on me.
October 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office
After announcing a $20 billion bailout of Argentina, the White House now says it's pausing $18 billion in funding for NYC infrastructure projects

Russ Vought would love nothing more than to tear this country down to its studs
October 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Need to level up my pickled onions game.
September 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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It’s all been downhill since we lost Alex Trebek
September 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Recessed lighting is a sin
September 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...
RFK Jr.’s damage to the CDC is ‘past the point of no return,’ Dr. Demetre Daskalakis warns
“The CDC you knew is over,” the infectious diseases doctor told The Advocate. “Unless someone takes radical action, there is nothing there that can be salvaged.”
www.advocate.com
August 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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RKF Jr. is a dangerous man who is determined to abuse his authority to act on truly terrifying conspiracy theories and disinformation—leaving us unprepared for the next deadly pandemic and snuffing out potential cures while he’s at it.

My full statement.
Senator Murray Calls for Immediate Firing of RFK Jr., Commends CDC Director Monarez’s Stand for Science and Public Health - Senator Patty Murray
Senator Murray: “If there are any adults left in the White House, it’s well past time they face reality… We cannot let RFK Jr. burn what’s left of the CDC and our other critical health agencies to the...
www.murray.senate.gov
August 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Fresh pita bread 3x the size of my head.
August 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Learn to love the soft, loving, familiar embrace of constant disappointment.
July 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Saint Freddie Mercury Pray For Us
July 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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The #1 way to explain America working properly is by saying “comedians can make fun of he President on TV.” A good way to explain fascism is “the President forces companies to fire those comedians as a condition of allowing them to conduct business.”
July 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
NYT, your mom's a ho
July 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I miss you, bubba.
July 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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each year on this day i find company in this poem

“No Explosions”
by Naomi Shihab Nye

To enjoy
fireworks
you would have
to have lived
a different kind
of life
July 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Hot dog water is a soup.
July 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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If you chew through five mouth guards they will put your picture on the wall at the dentist
June 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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CLARIFICATION :

The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.

They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY

So spread this around

They can be texted. They can be called.
June 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Welcome to toe stubbing season
June 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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What a quote.
June 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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kind of just endlessly sad and grieving that there are so few voices in the public sphere making the basic principled argument that immigration is an affirmative good in every way and the best way for this country to serve humanity is to welcome people who want or need to leave their homes
June 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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ICE is a criminal organization willfully carrying out illegal orders and the people of California are right to resist this. respect to the fighters and power to the people
June 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM