@polyphonian.bsky.social
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The last good time I had on Twitter was the day I pretended to be Stephen King, and everyone bought it, despite it being April 1.
June 24, 2023 at 4:39 PM
The last good time I had on Twitter was the day I pretended to be Stephen King, and everyone bought it, despite it being April 1.
Chef Cap for Kewpie
March 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Chef Cap for Kewpie
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felt a lot better once I realized my ocd is just evil imagination. creativity is a blessing and a curse
I completely made all this shit up in my head and that's how I became a writer
March 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
felt a lot better once I realized my ocd is just evil imagination. creativity is a blessing and a curse
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million dollar idea: baby fivemula
February 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
million dollar idea: baby fivemula
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This is Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social and this is a banger.
February 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social and this is a banger.
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Had a dream that Coca-Cola has a new ad campaign where the soda wants to fuck you. The bottle says "I know I taste good, but I bet you taste even better." Voiceover: Coke, the soda that wants to fuck you
September 18, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Had a dream that Coca-Cola has a new ad campaign where the soda wants to fuck you. The bottle says "I know I taste good, but I bet you taste even better." Voiceover: Coke, the soda that wants to fuck you
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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Sad to report I just lost my job at nuclear, after 40 years of faithful service overseeing the US nuclear arsenal. My job was keeping all the nukes from exploding by pressing the don't explode button every 48 hours.
February 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sad to report I just lost my job at nuclear, after 40 years of faithful service overseeing the US nuclear arsenal. My job was keeping all the nukes from exploding by pressing the don't explode button every 48 hours.
Autistic Trump: we don’t have to mask anymore, don’t we folks?
February 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Autistic Trump: we don’t have to mask anymore, don’t we folks?
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she's doing a noise set
February 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
she's doing a noise set
Afraid they’re gonna deport my wife to Beautiful Princess Island :/
February 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Afraid they’re gonna deport my wife to Beautiful Princess Island :/
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i would like for my tombstone to read: you're allowed to dig this one up, you won't get in trouble
June 30, 2023 at 4:34 AM
i would like for my tombstone to read: you're allowed to dig this one up, you won't get in trouble
They should make a dating app for swingers called Third Space
February 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
They should make a dating app for swingers called Third Space
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(pretending i haven't opened my phone in the last 13 days) greek salad is the move when red onion and feta is the vibe
February 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
(pretending i haven't opened my phone in the last 13 days) greek salad is the move when red onion and feta is the vibe
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If you're at a concert and the singer holds the mic out and makes you sing the lyrics you should get some of your money back
January 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If you're at a concert and the singer holds the mic out and makes you sing the lyrics you should get some of your money back
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*guy who invented the word “sunny” goes outside at night* damn it’s moony as fuck out here
January 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
*guy who invented the word “sunny” goes outside at night* damn it’s moony as fuck out here
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This is basically what C-3PO did in the original Star Wars movies and everyone was constantly telling him to shut the fuck up
"Imagine a world in which an A.I. can analyze your reading patterns and alert you that you’re about to buy a book where there’s only a 10 percent chance you’ll get past Page 6..."
Fuck off. That's not empowerment, that's outsourcing your soul. That's outsouling.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/o...
Fuck off. That's not empowerment, that's outsourcing your soul. That's outsouling.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/o...
Opinion | AI Can Work for Us
A.I. can be designed to dramatically enhance individual empowerment.
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This is basically what C-3PO did in the original Star Wars movies and everyone was constantly telling him to shut the fuck up
Communists, aka the work left
January 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Communists, aka the work left
Kept saying “that would kill on bluesky” whenever someone said something quippy last night. So now I’m here for science
January 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Kept saying “that would kill on bluesky” whenever someone said something quippy last night. So now I’m here for science