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@poeticalimposter.bsky.social
Name: yes
Age: yes
Country: yes
Political preference: yes
Shit poster: yes
I got 5 out of 5
Age: yes
Country: yes
Political preference: yes
Shit poster: yes
I got 5 out of 5
Pinned
I'd rather you touched my beard than my coffee
You're eyes look blank and expressionless... Can we date?
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 AM
You're eyes look blank and expressionless... Can we date?
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Unless this ends with somebody dead, then I’m not interested
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Unless this ends with somebody dead, then I’m not interested
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if I'm being honest my musical taste is best described as "good"
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
if I'm being honest my musical taste is best described as "good"
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Her: be a dear and-
Me, sees headlights, freaks out and runs away:
Me, sees headlights, freaks out and runs away:
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Her: be a dear and-
Me, sees headlights, freaks out and runs away:
Me, sees headlights, freaks out and runs away:
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Memory foam never forgets your favourite positions
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Memory foam never forgets your favourite positions
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I'm good, I'm great; I'm half asleep, my mind's awake
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I'm good, I'm great; I'm half asleep, my mind's awake
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Camelot still sounds like a seedy bar I'd entertain my time in
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Camelot still sounds like a seedy bar I'd entertain my time in
Mmm.... You positively rich in vitamins
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Mmm.... You positively rich in vitamins
Best bit of advice I ever heard?
There are NO horny singles in YOUR area, DYING to MEET YOU ?
There are NO horny singles in YOUR area, DYING to MEET YOU ?
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Best bit of advice I ever heard?
There are NO horny singles in YOUR area, DYING to MEET YOU ?
There are NO horny singles in YOUR area, DYING to MEET YOU ?
Who wants a raspberry on the belly?
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Who wants a raspberry on the belly?
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i come on here and say stupid stuff bc everything is stupid including me
October 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
i come on here and say stupid stuff bc everything is stupid including me
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so what if I unplugged your life support to charge my phone AITA
October 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
so what if I unplugged your life support to charge my phone AITA
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like sand through the hour glass, so are the days of bluesky
October 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
like sand through the hour glass, so are the days of bluesky
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I’d follow you back, but you’re not naked enough.
October 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I’d follow you back, but you’re not naked enough.
I ponder the words of a great poet laureate that once said
" Your ass is a spaceship I want to ride"
" Your ass is a spaceship I want to ride"
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I ponder the words of a great poet laureate that once said
" Your ass is a spaceship I want to ride"
" Your ass is a spaceship I want to ride"
Buttholefly kisses
October 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Buttholefly kisses
Sorry I'm late
Was hoovering my fridge
Was hoovering my fridge
October 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Sorry I'm late
Was hoovering my fridge
Was hoovering my fridge
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See you on the other side bitches
* Crosses the road carefully *
* Crosses the road carefully *
October 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
See you on the other side bitches
* Crosses the road carefully *
* Crosses the road carefully *
Skeet so good it got 17 views
October 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Skeet so good it got 17 views
I wanna go back to the time I was the roller disco king
October 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I wanna go back to the time I was the roller disco king
So the Argyle ash won the tree of the year 2025... A very deserving win
Go tree
Go tree
Go tree
Go tree
Go tree
Go tree
September 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
So the Argyle ash won the tree of the year 2025... A very deserving win
Go tree
Go tree
Go tree
Go tree
Go tree
Go tree
Your aura speaks volumes you damn DAMN hot thing you
September 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Your aura speaks volumes you damn DAMN hot thing you