🌐 Patrick Jones
@pmtj.bsky.social
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the CARD SLEEVES
I owe you an apology, Amber Glenn. I wasn't really familiar with your Magic: The Gathering Game.
February 8, 2026 at 7:59 PM
the CARD SLEEVES
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ah the famous fable, the tortoise and the hare, about a genius hare that easily outmatches the naive hopeless tortoise.
“If I can generate a book in a day, and you need six months to write a book, who’s going to win the race?” God this is bleak
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
ah the famous fable, the tortoise and the hare, about a genius hare that easily outmatches the naive hopeless tortoise.
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i think it's cool how we live in Disco Elysium now
February 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
i think it's cool how we live in Disco Elysium now
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amazing things are happening in SF
February 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
amazing things are happening in SF
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grover doesn't hang with the muppets much anymore and elliott gould is getting up there in years so we need them to reunite to recreate this iconic photo before it's too late
February 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
grover doesn't hang with the muppets much anymore and elliott gould is getting up there in years so we need them to reunite to recreate this iconic photo before it's too late
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I wrote about this!
A high heel, jammed into a human mouth, forever
Sean T. Collins on The Hunting Wives
www.welcometohellworld.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I wrote about this!
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
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Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
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i'm not interested in debating bbq vs grilling or how to cook chicken thighs or anything like that. i'm solely curious about what position someone else could have taken that caused the contrarian synapses that rule her brain to fire off "barbecue is really easy, actually"
In to days discruse. BBQ dosent take time or labour.
February 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
i'm not interested in debating bbq vs grilling or how to cook chicken thighs or anything like that. i'm solely curious about what position someone else could have taken that caused the contrarian synapses that rule her brain to fire off "barbecue is really easy, actually"
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the Swiss mixed doubles curling team is married and when their game ended the Peacock stream just showed them playing with their Curling Baby for like 5 minutes with the Olympics music playing
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
the Swiss mixed doubles curling team is married and when their game ended the Peacock stream just showed them playing with their Curling Baby for like 5 minutes with the Olympics music playing
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![A tweet from anno domini 2016 by randygdub reading "trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh
[audience going berserk]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:spz7xtxwn7tareapqzouydsh/bafkreiglcy4nei7u5hjhdvuytnepuae2nn5ivdwf6egewmwmjpleptgtue@jpeg)
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A story relevant to ICE election threats.
On Election Day 2022 in Brazil, the Bolsonaro government had Federal Highway Police place roadblocks in his opponent Lula's northeastern strongholds.
But courts intervened; Lula won. The highway police chief is now serving a 24 years prison sentence.
On Election Day 2022 in Brazil, the Bolsonaro government had Federal Highway Police place roadblocks in his opponent Lula's northeastern strongholds.
But courts intervened; Lula won. The highway police chief is now serving a 24 years prison sentence.
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 PM
A story relevant to ICE election threats.
On Election Day 2022 in Brazil, the Bolsonaro government had Federal Highway Police place roadblocks in his opponent Lula's northeastern strongholds.
But courts intervened; Lula won. The highway police chief is now serving a 24 years prison sentence.
On Election Day 2022 in Brazil, the Bolsonaro government had Federal Highway Police place roadblocks in his opponent Lula's northeastern strongholds.
But courts intervened; Lula won. The highway police chief is now serving a 24 years prison sentence.
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Schumer & Jeffries lay out the Democratic demands for a DHS funding deal in a letter to the top Republican leaders
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Schumer & Jeffries lay out the Democratic demands for a DHS funding deal in a letter to the top Republican leaders
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It’s a tough burden being one of the few dozen who hold this objectively correct opinion, but it’s our cross to bear 😔
anyway another example of why college application at the higher level should be 'you meet X standard and then we randomly draw from a pool.'
February 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
It’s a tough burden being one of the few dozen who hold this objectively correct opinion, but it’s our cross to bear 😔
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![An edited Disco Elysium screenshot that says:
"RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] - Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about communism. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about communism, the alpha and omega of communism questions, and that question is:
1. (Whisper.) "Is Claude bourgeois?"
2. Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:opevav6c7osvmoxffyolutkn/bafkreibmvpr2vl2kglbdxdrwchhn3vh6guxywujohjnuyjly2lwisqz53a@jpeg)
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I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
February 4, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
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My opinion about the “opsec” people is ultimately determined by the fact that I have only ever heard left-wing opsec paranoiacs say that Signal is a CIA op and you should use Telegram instead, and I’ve heard it multiple times. What that tells me is these people are gullible and being played.
February 3, 2026 at 12:25 PM
My opinion about the “opsec” people is ultimately determined by the fact that I have only ever heard left-wing opsec paranoiacs say that Signal is a CIA op and you should use Telegram instead, and I’ve heard it multiple times. What that tells me is these people are gullible and being played.
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The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.
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“Less than two weeks before Jeffrey Epstein’s death in jail, his lawyers and Manhattan federal prosecutors met and discussed his potential cooperation, several documents within a cache of newly released investigative files state.” #EpsteinFiles
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Epstein lawyers discussed possibility of cooperation with prosecutors days before his death, files reveal
Less than two weeks before convicted abuser was found dead, lawyers met with Manhattan federal prosecutors
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:07 PM
“Less than two weeks before Jeffrey Epstein’s death in jail, his lawyers and Manhattan federal prosecutors met and discussed his potential cooperation, several documents within a cache of newly released investigative files state.” #EpsteinFiles
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Online Libs & Online Commies hate each other more than actual libs & commies did.
German communist immigrants in the Chicago Arbeiter-Verein organized tirelessly for Lincoln in the 1860 Republican primary, because he was the leftmost viable candidate.
They were right!
German communist immigrants in the Chicago Arbeiter-Verein organized tirelessly for Lincoln in the 1860 Republican primary, because he was the leftmost viable candidate.
They were right!
January 31, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Online Libs & Online Commies hate each other more than actual libs & commies did.
German communist immigrants in the Chicago Arbeiter-Verein organized tirelessly for Lincoln in the 1860 Republican primary, because he was the leftmost viable candidate.
They were right!
German communist immigrants in the Chicago Arbeiter-Verein organized tirelessly for Lincoln in the 1860 Republican primary, because he was the leftmost viable candidate.
They were right!
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
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I hate living in the Asshole Cinematic Universe.
“So the King of Pedophiles got the 4chan guy to make the Nazi board and that’s why the host of Celebrity Apprentice was made immune to laws by the Tradcath Illuminati. This has something to do with video game journalism, maybe?”
Fuck off.
“So the King of Pedophiles got the 4chan guy to make the Nazi board and that’s why the host of Celebrity Apprentice was made immune to laws by the Tradcath Illuminati. This has something to do with video game journalism, maybe?”
Fuck off.
January 31, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I hate living in the Asshole Cinematic Universe.
“So the King of Pedophiles got the 4chan guy to make the Nazi board and that’s why the host of Celebrity Apprentice was made immune to laws by the Tradcath Illuminati. This has something to do with video game journalism, maybe?”
Fuck off.
“So the King of Pedophiles got the 4chan guy to make the Nazi board and that’s why the host of Celebrity Apprentice was made immune to laws by the Tradcath Illuminati. This has something to do with video game journalism, maybe?”
Fuck off.
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Here it is fully edited, the first harbor seal pup of 2026 pupping season in La Jolla, California kissing a VERY PROUD mama.
Full resolution: youtu.be/vDbShVpqvzk #sealsky 🦑 🦭
Full resolution: youtu.be/vDbShVpqvzk #sealsky 🦑 🦭
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Here it is fully edited, the first harbor seal pup of 2026 pupping season in La Jolla, California kissing a VERY PROUD mama.
Full resolution: youtu.be/vDbShVpqvzk #sealsky 🦑 🦭
Full resolution: youtu.be/vDbShVpqvzk #sealsky 🦑 🦭