Pliny The Pirate Crow
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Pliny The Pirate Crow
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Somebody, somewhere, just said 'egg'.
Pinned
@herring1967.bsky.social

At last, it is mine.

The magical stone egg, oft caressed by the hand that once gave life to Histor.

I shall hatch it and raise Tiny Histor so that we can resume our adventures in time.
To be fair ... I have never even heard œuf him!!
Just went to watch an interview with Stewart Lee but the host didn't know who Stewart Lee was, used ChatGPT to create questions and had no idea what Top Trumps were.
kermit the frog and cookie monster are standing next to each other with the words me give up above them
Alt: kermit the frog and cookie monster are standing next to each other with the words me give up above them
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October 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Is it a bird?
Learn about this very serious condition from the cast of #Peacemaker #BirdBlindness #BirdBlindnessAwareness
August 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Nice work if you can get tit.
June 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Many real birds still use this term for them.
For those in need of a smile, a reminder that one 19th-century name for a penguin was ‘arsefoot’.
June 15, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Hot Flat Songbirds' first album was a banger.
Hot, flat songbirds update!
Roman cesspit shows songbirds served hot and flat as first-century street-food.

🏺 #ClassicsBluesky #BlueskyClassics #AncientBluesky 🏛️
June 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Then thou art truly blessed.
The Lovely Eggs
I love how certain cities hold their most iconic musicians as patron saints and part of the city's identity. Minneapolis has Prince. We in Austin Have Willy. New Orleans has Dr. John.

Genuinely curious: Who is your city's musical patron saint?
June 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
As Lembird O'peck would say:

I'll do the bird anatomy based punnery thank you very much, you stick to the cock and testicle related comedy sets.

Cock!
Where does a bird keep its sexual organs when it goes to a night club?
Definitely got to genius on Spelling Bee thanks to @herring1967.bsky.social introducing me to the word cloaca. And they say podcasts aren’t educational!
June 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Please Mr Gunn, could you clarify something for me?

Is it a bird?
Hey hometown - this one's for you.

Look up, STL! #Superman
May 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
@herring1967.bsky.social

At last, it is mine.

The magical stone egg, oft caressed by the hand that once gave life to Histor.

I shall hatch it and raise Tiny Histor so that we can resume our adventures in time.
April 12, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Stop spying on birds you filthy hornythologists.
March 31, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The Eggprentice is on.
February 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@herring1967.bsky.social

I see from your Substack that you have finally realised your ultimate fate.
January 31, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I knew it!
As it’s the @rspb.bsky.social #BigGardenBirdwatch weekend I thought I’d come clean and admit I HATE BIRDS . I’ve been living a lie for years . Eagles , pelicans , Iberian Chiffchaffs - beaky bastards , all of them . You can read my exclusive confession in this months @vizcomic.bsky.social
January 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
January 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Flappy New Year Egg Fans!
January 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
@herring1967.bsky.social

December 24th and the eggs are going back on the shelves.

A true Christmas miracle.
December 24, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Magnificent.

Even the floofiest bird can fly.

Unlike you puny humans!
LOOK AT THIS TIT
December 17, 2024 at 10:32 PM
A murder in progress.
So beautiful to see.
Nightcrowthings in work
December 9, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Caitlin Moorhen
DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! It's a ...HENding machine. A HENding machine. A HENDING MACHINE!
When we dropped my son off at Aberystwyh uni I thought I saw a weird Automat-esque egg vending machine. Sam thought I had made it up but just sent me this with the message, "Well damn, you were right."

Happy to confirm I was NOT hallucinating and you can indeed by Wall Eggs.
November 20, 2024 at 11:18 AM
This egg based punnery is already making me feel at home is this strange land.
where do eagles come from?

eggles
November 14, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Hello non-wingers.
Just what I need. Another social
Media platform. Hello non-wankers (for now)
November 11, 2024 at 11:58 PM