Pliny The Pirate Crow
@plinytweets.bsky.social
Somebody, somewhere, just said 'egg'.
Pinned
@herring1967.bsky.social
At last, it is mine.
The magical stone egg, oft caressed by the hand that once gave life to Histor.
I shall hatch it and raise Tiny Histor so that we can resume our adventures in time.
At last, it is mine.
The magical stone egg, oft caressed by the hand that once gave life to Histor.
I shall hatch it and raise Tiny Histor so that we can resume our adventures in time.
To be fair ... I have never even heard œuf him!!
Just went to watch an interview with Stewart Lee but the host didn't know who Stewart Lee was, used ChatGPT to create questions and had no idea what Top Trumps were.
kermit the frog and cookie monster are standing next to each other with the words me give up above them
Alt: kermit the frog and cookie monster are standing next to each other with the words me give up above them
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
To be fair ... I have never even heard œuf him!!
Is it a bird?
Learn about this very serious condition from the cast of #Peacemaker #BirdBlindness #BirdBlindnessAwareness
August 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Is it a bird?
Nice work if you can get tit.
The Curious Orange is back!
The Curious Orange is back!
Paul Putner's Lee and Herring character revived in a comic book
dlvr.it
June 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Nice work if you can get tit.
Many real birds still use this term for them.
For those in need of a smile, a reminder that one 19th-century name for a penguin was ‘arsefoot’.
June 15, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Many real birds still use this term for them.
Hot Flat Songbirds' first album was a banger.
Hot, flat songbirds update!
Roman cesspit shows songbirds served hot and flat as first-century street-food.
🏺 #ClassicsBluesky #BlueskyClassics #AncientBluesky 🏛️
🏺 #ClassicsBluesky #BlueskyClassics #AncientBluesky 🏛️
June 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Hot Flat Songbirds' first album was a banger.
Then thou art truly blessed.
The Lovely Eggs
I love how certain cities hold their most iconic musicians as patron saints and part of the city's identity. Minneapolis has Prince. We in Austin Have Willy. New Orleans has Dr. John.
Genuinely curious: Who is your city's musical patron saint?
Genuinely curious: Who is your city's musical patron saint?
June 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Then thou art truly blessed.
As Lembird O'peck would say:
I'll do the bird anatomy based punnery thank you very much, you stick to the cock and testicle related comedy sets.
Cock!
I'll do the bird anatomy based punnery thank you very much, you stick to the cock and testicle related comedy sets.
Cock!
Where does a bird keep its sexual organs when it goes to a night club?
Definitely got to genius on Spelling Bee thanks to @herring1967.bsky.social introducing me to the word cloaca. And they say podcasts aren’t educational!
June 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
As Lembird O'peck would say:
I'll do the bird anatomy based punnery thank you very much, you stick to the cock and testicle related comedy sets.
Cock!
I'll do the bird anatomy based punnery thank you very much, you stick to the cock and testicle related comedy sets.
Cock!
Please Mr Gunn, could you clarify something for me?
Is it a bird?
Is it a bird?
May 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Please Mr Gunn, could you clarify something for me?
Is it a bird?
Is it a bird?
@herring1967.bsky.social
At last, it is mine.
The magical stone egg, oft caressed by the hand that once gave life to Histor.
I shall hatch it and raise Tiny Histor so that we can resume our adventures in time.
At last, it is mine.
The magical stone egg, oft caressed by the hand that once gave life to Histor.
I shall hatch it and raise Tiny Histor so that we can resume our adventures in time.
April 12, 2025 at 7:29 AM
@herring1967.bsky.social
At last, it is mine.
The magical stone egg, oft caressed by the hand that once gave life to Histor.
I shall hatch it and raise Tiny Histor so that we can resume our adventures in time.
At last, it is mine.
The magical stone egg, oft caressed by the hand that once gave life to Histor.
I shall hatch it and raise Tiny Histor so that we can resume our adventures in time.
Stop spying on birds you filthy hornythologists.
Book review 📚 Style over substance? What birds’ mating behaviours reveal about sexual selection
https://go.nature.com/4iO1HN8
https://go.nature.com/4iO1HN8
Style over substance? What birds’ mating behaviours reveal about sexual selection
An exploration of weird and wonderful birds across the world sometimes takes theories of sexual selection to the extreme — but entertains throughout.
go.nature.com
March 31, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Stop spying on birds you filthy hornythologists.
The Eggprentice is on.
February 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The Eggprentice is on.
January 31, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I knew it!
As it’s the @rspb.bsky.social #BigGardenBirdwatch weekend I thought I’d come clean and admit I HATE BIRDS . I’ve been living a lie for years . Eagles , pelicans , Iberian Chiffchaffs - beaky bastards , all of them . You can read my exclusive confession in this months @vizcomic.bsky.social
January 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I knew it!
Flappy New Year Egg Fans!
January 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Flappy New Year Egg Fans!
@herring1967.bsky.social
December 24th and the eggs are going back on the shelves.
A true Christmas miracle.
December 24th and the eggs are going back on the shelves.
A true Christmas miracle.
December 24, 2024 at 8:50 PM
@herring1967.bsky.social
December 24th and the eggs are going back on the shelves.
A true Christmas miracle.
December 24th and the eggs are going back on the shelves.
A true Christmas miracle.
Magnificent.
Even the floofiest bird can fly.
Unlike you puny humans!
Even the floofiest bird can fly.
Unlike you puny humans!
December 17, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Magnificent.
Even the floofiest bird can fly.
Unlike you puny humans!
Even the floofiest bird can fly.
Unlike you puny humans!
A murder in progress.
So beautiful to see.
So beautiful to see.
December 9, 2024 at 7:02 PM
A murder in progress.
So beautiful to see.
So beautiful to see.
Caitlin Moorhen
DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! It's a ...HENding machine. A HENding machine. A HENDING MACHINE!
When we dropped my son off at Aberystwyh uni I thought I saw a weird Automat-esque egg vending machine. Sam thought I had made it up but just sent me this with the message, "Well damn, you were right."
Happy to confirm I was NOT hallucinating and you can indeed by Wall Eggs.
Happy to confirm I was NOT hallucinating and you can indeed by Wall Eggs.
November 20, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Caitlin Moorhen
This egg based punnery is already making me feel at home is this strange land.
where do eagles come from?
eggles
eggles
November 14, 2024 at 1:00 PM
This egg based punnery is already making me feel at home is this strange land.
Hello non-wingers.
Just what I need. Another social
Media platform. Hello non-wankers (for now)
Media platform. Hello non-wankers (for now)
November 11, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Hello non-wingers.