Pliny The Pirate Crow
@plinytweets.bsky.social
Somebody, somewhere, just said 'egg'.
Ooooh, someone's back on telly.
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Ooooh, someone's back on telly.
Now you can describe it as a "select committee".
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Now you can describe it as a "select committee".
Ei lay, therefore I hen.
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Ei lay, therefore I hen.
It's 'a parliament of crows' these days granddad.
To be fair, given the past decade, its really not any better.
To be fair, given the past decade, its really not any better.
October 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It's 'a parliament of crows' these days granddad.
To be fair, given the past decade, its really not any better.
To be fair, given the past decade, its really not any better.
Five dozen eggs for breakfast?
I'd still be mighty peckish.
I'd still be mighty peckish.
October 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Five dozen eggs for breakfast?
I'd still be mighty peckish.
I'd still be mighty peckish.
Decent hand skills.
He's a rank amateur at eating them though.
He's a rank amateur at eating them though.
October 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Decent hand skills.
He's a rank amateur at eating them though.
He's a rank amateur at eating them though.
No. Not alone puppetkind have many lovely retirement facilities for those who have lost their Kinētḗs, and Emu is having a ball at one of those.
Unlike me, stuck in a box in a poxy university cupboard. One day Stewart Wee will surely die and I will be free to see my friends again.
Unlike me, stuck in a box in a poxy university cupboard. One day Stewart Wee will surely die and I will be free to see my friends again.
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
No. Not alone puppetkind have many lovely retirement facilities for those who have lost their Kinētḗs, and Emu is having a ball at one of those.
Unlike me, stuck in a box in a poxy university cupboard. One day Stewart Wee will surely die and I will be free to see my friends again.
Unlike me, stuck in a box in a poxy university cupboard. One day Stewart Wee will surely die and I will be free to see my friends again.
Please let me on the telly.
#CeleggrityTraitors
#CeleggrityTraitors
October 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Please let me on the telly.
#CeleggrityTraitors
#CeleggrityTraitors
Very cold hands though.
October 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Very cold hands though.
Zippy went through some tough times back then. He didn't mean to be a jerk but was on all sorts of medication due to the constant pain caused by his zip. It took him years to get straight after show ended, with no help from Geoffrey I might add. In a good place these days with real friends.
October 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Zippy went through some tough times back then. He didn't mean to be a jerk but was on all sorts of medication due to the constant pain caused by his zip. It took him years to get straight after show ended, with no help from Geoffrey I might add. In a good place these days with real friends.
... and a corvid
I am surprised, as a time travelling crow who has been to the period in question and with egstensive TV eggsperience, I was not considered for the role.
I am surprised, as a time travelling crow who has been to the period in question and with egstensive TV eggsperience, I was not considered for the role.
October 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
... and a corvid
I am surprised, as a time travelling crow who has been to the period in question and with egstensive TV eggsperience, I was not considered for the role.
I am surprised, as a time travelling crow who has been to the period in question and with egstensive TV eggsperience, I was not considered for the role.
Oh. Sorry. Almost forgot.
"Right wing"
Like one half of a bird's flying apparatus.
"Right wing"
Like one half of a bird's flying apparatus.
September 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Oh. Sorry. Almost forgot.
"Right wing"
Like one half of a bird's flying apparatus.
"Right wing"
Like one half of a bird's flying apparatus.
If only there was a TV show to eggucate the under fives about this important issue. Sadly that missing program remains the singular gap on the otherwise saturated Nazi history market.
September 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
If only there was a TV show to eggucate the under fives about this important issue. Sadly that missing program remains the singular gap on the otherwise saturated Nazi history market.
Mere human bodies cannot time travel I am afraid. You lack the ability to fly, as the crow, and time itself, flies.
September 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Mere human bodies cannot time travel I am afraid. You lack the ability to fly, as the crow, and time itself, flies.
You can't yoke about eggything these lays.*
*Eggcept for egg puns.
*Eggcept for egg puns.
September 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
You can't yoke about eggything these lays.*
*Eggcept for egg puns.
*Eggcept for egg puns.
ROOKSELLER CROW!!!
August 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
ROOKSELLER CROW!!!
Nests generally.
August 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Nests generally.
Who is this Stew?
August 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Who is this Stew?
I told him on Wednesday but he refuses to use it, like some kind of ornithophobe.
June 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I told him on Wednesday but he refuses to use it, like some kind of ornithophobe.
He has a NAME.
June 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
He has a NAME.
Are you suggesting intercourse?
June 27, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Are you suggesting intercourse?