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@platypie.bsky.social
https://www.facebook.com/TouchThe80s
http://touchthe80s.com/
Musician, silliness, history
#WhatWeDoInTheShadows
#Severance #TrueCrime #nymets
Hope needed 💙🫏❄️ 🇺🇦
http://touchthe80s.com/
Musician, silliness, history
#WhatWeDoInTheShadows
#Severance #TrueCrime #nymets
Hope needed 💙🫏❄️ 🇺🇦
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✨ Blessed Winter Solstice ✨ We honor the return of the light - a moment of renewal, reflection, and releasing what no longer serves. In this stillness, we plant new seeds and remember the inner flame that carries us through the dark. Wishing clarity, resilience, and brighter days ahead for all 🌅🕯️❄️🖤
December 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
✨ Blessed Winter Solstice ✨ We honor the return of the light - a moment of renewal, reflection, and releasing what no longer serves. In this stillness, we plant new seeds and remember the inner flame that carries us through the dark. Wishing clarity, resilience, and brighter days ahead for all 🌅🕯️❄️🖤
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When you shop off the beaten path...
December 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
When you shop off the beaten path...
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Starting in 2027, Santa will be renamed Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Starting in 2027, Santa will be renamed Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Trump: “One year ago, our country was dead!”
The Economist, one year ago:
The Economist, one year ago:
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Trump: “One year ago, our country was dead!”
The Economist, one year ago:
The Economist, one year ago:
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Girl, same
NEW: The most symbolic thing ever just happened in Guaíba, Brazil.
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Girl, same
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[trying to explain to a Republican why losing Rob Reiner feels so devastating]
so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
[trying to explain to a Republican why losing Rob Reiner feels so devastating]
so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
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🎶 It was a strawberry bidet
The kind you find in the homeware store
The kind you find in the homeware store
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
🎶 It was a strawberry bidet
The kind you find in the homeware store
The kind you find in the homeware store
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Before the trombone was invented, trombone players were widely regarded as common maniacs
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Before the trombone was invented, trombone players were widely regarded as common maniacs
Big mad
my timeline right now:
mets fans 🤝 red sox fans
super mad about the alonso signing
mets fans 🤝 red sox fans
super mad about the alonso signing
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Big mad
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GM 🖤
Now go do your chores. Go on, git!
Now go do your chores. Go on, git!
December 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
GM 🖤
Now go do your chores. Go on, git!
Now go do your chores. Go on, git!
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Hurry up. It’s long past time.
Take the down escalator. 🔥
Take the down escalator. 🔥
a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree .
ALT: a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hurry up. It’s long past time.
Take the down escalator. 🔥
Take the down escalator. 🔥
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✨4 seconds from every episode of Very Important People ✨
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
✨4 seconds from every episode of Very Important People ✨
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Hope you’re all having a good day. I had like a post flu depression thing but I feel better today. This is a cat riding a thing I just drew.
December 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Hope you’re all having a good day. I had like a post flu depression thing but I feel better today. This is a cat riding a thing I just drew.
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
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i found a sweater at the mall that i really want to get for my dad but the guy wearing it is being a total dick
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i found a sweater at the mall that i really want to get for my dad but the guy wearing it is being a total dick
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Jeffy Dahmer and the Chocolate Factory
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Jeffy Dahmer and the Chocolate Factory
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What were the recent events? 🤔
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
What were the recent events? 🤔
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this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
this shit is just beyond parody, man
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Meanwhile in West Virginia
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Meanwhile in West Virginia
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Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal Constitution
December 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal Constitution
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Everything sucks and is also stupid
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Everything sucks and is also stupid
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Toddlers are surprisingly easy to knock down given their very low center of gravity.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Toddlers are surprisingly easy to knock down given their very low center of gravity.