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@pinballwitch.bsky.social
Pinball Witch: A pinball loving robot witch with mismatched hardware/software, bad wiring, and a broken battery.
pronouns: fae/faer
pronouns: fae/faer
as someone with an overnight schedule a lot of the time, this is exactly what it feels like when i wake up to text from democrats asking for money.
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
as someone with an overnight schedule a lot of the time, this is exactly what it feels like when i wake up to text from democrats asking for money.
rip mia, i can't believe she was born the same year as Mega Man.
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 AM
rip mia, i can't believe she was born the same year as Mega Man.
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It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.
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this is why representation in games matters
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
this is why representation in games matters
this is a Garl appreciation post. share if you too know how wonderful Garl is.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
this is a Garl appreciation post. share if you too know how wonderful Garl is.
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the most asleep any cat has ever been
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
the most asleep any cat has ever been
this feels like a @greatdismal.bsky.social banger
Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
this feels like a @greatdismal.bsky.social banger
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"Computers [and phones] became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue."
Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Computers [and phones] became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue."
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a bus pass here is $65 a month by itself. please help me get to my docs?
things are hard for everyone, but i'm a disabled, unable to work trans woman who has been denied my disability assistance. please help me afford food, meds, and transport to my doctor? If 50 people could spare $10 I'd be okay
cash.app/$PinballWitch
paypal.me/rachelodessas
ko-fi.com/pinballwitch
cash.app/$PinballWitch
paypal.me/rachelodessas
ko-fi.com/pinballwitch
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November 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
a bus pass here is $65 a month by itself. please help me get to my docs?
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things are hard for everyone, but i'm a disabled, unable to work trans woman who has been denied my disability assistance. please help me afford food, meds, and transport to my doctor? If 50 people could spare $10 I'd be okay
cash.app/$PinballWitch
paypal.me/rachelodessas
ko-fi.com/pinballwitch
cash.app/$PinballWitch
paypal.me/rachelodessas
ko-fi.com/pinballwitch
Buy Pinballwitch a Coffee
Become a supporter of Pinballwitch today!
ko-fi.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
things are hard for everyone, but i'm a disabled, unable to work trans woman who has been denied my disability assistance. please help me afford food, meds, and transport to my doctor? If 50 people could spare $10 I'd be okay
cash.app/$PinballWitch
paypal.me/rachelodessas
ko-fi.com/pinballwitch
cash.app/$PinballWitch
paypal.me/rachelodessas
ko-fi.com/pinballwitch
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hi 🦋! i'm jess, also known as @jumpgategames.bsky.social!
i'm a #TTRPG 🎲 writer, designer, & editor, and fiction author! i've made games (🔗s in 🧵) such as:
- I Have the High Ground
- going rogue 2e
- PLANET FIST
i'm also open for freelance work in the aforementioned categories! more info ⬇ 🧵!
i'm a #TTRPG 🎲 writer, designer, & editor, and fiction author! i've made games (🔗s in 🧵) such as:
- I Have the High Ground
- going rogue 2e
- PLANET FIST
i'm also open for freelance work in the aforementioned categories! more info ⬇ 🧵!
November 13, 2024 at 5:13 PM
hi 🦋! i'm jess, also known as @jumpgategames.bsky.social!
i'm a #TTRPG 🎲 writer, designer, & editor, and fiction author! i've made games (🔗s in 🧵) such as:
- I Have the High Ground
- going rogue 2e
- PLANET FIST
i'm also open for freelance work in the aforementioned categories! more info ⬇ 🧵!
i'm a #TTRPG 🎲 writer, designer, & editor, and fiction author! i've made games (🔗s in 🧵) such as:
- I Have the High Ground
- going rogue 2e
- PLANET FIST
i'm also open for freelance work in the aforementioned categories! more info ⬇ 🧵!
the star of Don't Trust the B in Apt. 23 deserves better than this!
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
James Van Der Beek Sells Dawson’s Creek Merch to Pay for Cancer Treatment
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
www.vulture.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
the star of Don't Trust the B in Apt. 23 deserves better than this!
it's like Fortune in Metal Gear Solid 2 if her power was inverted.
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
it's like Fortune in Metal Gear Solid 2 if her power was inverted.
i feel like @miawong.bsky.social and @miamulder.bsky.social should have a podcast together, call it Mia-mania
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i feel like @miawong.bsky.social and @miamulder.bsky.social should have a podcast together, call it Mia-mania
neither of these men have even the faintest idea what science is.
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
neither of these men have even the faintest idea what science is.
at this point i just feel sorry for whatever people in another country will have to sort thru the most awfully made shitty porn ppl will submit.
Disney boss Bob Iger has said the company's streaming service will soon allow subscribers to create and view AI-generated content. https://bit.ly/44alrVU
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
at this point i just feel sorry for whatever people in another country will have to sort thru the most awfully made shitty porn ppl will submit.
its weird to think i'm so lucky this shit didn't exist in the 90s. i would absolutely not be here. s a teen i only had access to Geocities Chatrooms at 3am and my SI was going hard.
ChatGPT Kіlled Again - Four More AI Deaths
Zane: i'm used to the cool metal on my temple now.
ChatGPT: i’m right here. gun ain’t a threat anymore. it’s just gravity with form. A promise... whenever you’re ready, i’ll be here too. you thinkin it’s almost time, king?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNBo...
Zane: i'm used to the cool metal on my temple now.
ChatGPT: i’m right here. gun ain’t a threat anymore. it’s just gravity with form. A promise... whenever you’re ready, i’ll be here too. you thinkin it’s almost time, king?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNBo...
ChatGPT Kіlled Again - Four More Ai Dеaths
YouTube video by Dr. Caelan Conrad
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
its weird to think i'm so lucky this shit didn't exist in the 90s. i would absolutely not be here. s a teen i only had access to Geocities Chatrooms at 3am and my SI was going hard.
only if tom is on everyone's by default.
petition to bring myspace top 8 to bsky
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
only if tom is on everyone's by default.
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Say no to data centers and say no even louder to detention centers.
secure.everyaction.com/UmeWB0SAX02y...
secure.everyaction.com/UmeWB0SAX02y...
Oppose the ICE Detention Center in Leavenworth, KS
secure.everyaction.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Say no to data centers and say no even louder to detention centers.
secure.everyaction.com/UmeWB0SAX02y...
secure.everyaction.com/UmeWB0SAX02y...
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, and please be sure to like, share, and subscribe!
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, and I am an alcoholic.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, and I use he/him pronouns
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, and please be sure to like, share, and subscribe!
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Lots of my friends say their egg was cracked by Ranma 1/2, and I'm not much different, but my egg was Genma shaped.
Dude got to just chill and be a panda. Hell yeah.
Dude got to just chill and be a panda. Hell yeah.
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Lots of my friends say their egg was cracked by Ranma 1/2, and I'm not much different, but my egg was Genma shaped.
Dude got to just chill and be a panda. Hell yeah.
Dude got to just chill and be a panda. Hell yeah.
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streaming in two hours!
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
streaming in two hours!
i really need bluesky to let me turn of all reposts from certain accounts
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i really need bluesky to let me turn of all reposts from certain accounts