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D. B. Wooper
@pinballwitch.bsky.social
Pinball Witch: A pinball loving robot witch with mismatched hardware/software, bad wiring, and a broken battery.

pronouns: fae/faer
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Artist: user hcyn8458
Media: bocchi the rock!
Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106378780
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
me: *shows amy a picture from bodega cats*

amy: "what if it was lou bega cats?"

me: "then it would be meowmbo number five!"
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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They can
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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DQ1クリア記念 ♪
最後までローラ姫をお姫様抱っこしたままでしたw
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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🌸
March 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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possums should be cuddled and stroked gently as goth rock music plays
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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happy Jair Bolsonaro got arrested after failing to cut off his ankle monitor day
"Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, has been arrested at his villa in the capital, Brasília, amid suspicions he was poised to abscond to a foreign embassy to avoid going to prison for masterminding a military coup."

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Brazilian police arrest Bolsonaro amid suspicions he was about to flee
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from presidential palace
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
feeling blah
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
dating website: "what kind of people are you looking to meet?"

me:
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
havent had a job in over a decade cause of disabilities. still fighting to get my disability assistance...
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I did Conversion Therapy for YouTube.
youtu.be/g1lg8ixkN8w
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 8
Asuka Arrives in Japan
Asuka Strikes!
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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my cis best friend from middle school who lives across the country and hasn't seen me in 6 years watched this and said "good video but i was distracted by your rockin' tits." dudes rock. love wins.
NEW ON MY SECOND CHANNEL: do you give a damn about sports? well, you should. especially if you're a leftist. here are a few reasons why.
You Should Care About Sports
YouTube video by Sarah Zedig
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Libraries are SO important 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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i don't get SNAP at all. i don't have access to transportation without donations to get bus passes, and i have no support network.

so please, i'm begging, please just help me afford to stay alive? please boost?

cash.app/$PinballWitch

paypal.me/rachelodessas

ko-fi.com/pinballwitch
Pay me on Cash App
Instantly exchange money for free on Cash App
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November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Pete Buttigieg GC arc incoming
This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Looking for a game to play? Why not try Xenosaga! It's got:

• Science Nerd who made a murderbot
• Murderbot that can murder ghosts
• Dad-borg
• Advanced Bio-android magical girl
• Adult in child's body (ultra rare boy edition)
• Twink (that might be an angel?)
• Episodes of anime as cut scenes
July 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
when i'm 73 i hope i'm half as gorgeous as Shohreh Aghdashloo
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Random Rachel Question:

Do you have any person distinctions between between words that mean the same things?

A friend of mine had one for pop and soda: he used pop is any dark brown soft drink like coke and dr pepper, while soda was clear and fruit flavored soft drinks.
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM
i feel like reality decided we all need a day off from awful so it gave us one fun day before the end of the year deluge comes.
In one day Trump gushes over Mamdani, MTG plans to quit, and the Pope throws a rave. I am very, very suspicious of this time line now.
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
turning off quote posts (unless you're being targeted with harassment) is a coward move. let me add my funny or insightful additions to your posts!
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Putting this guy in charge of administering my will
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM