Rabbit Cohen
@bathyspherehat.bsky.social
Nonbinary artist. Trans, mental health, and disability advocate. Jewish. I have two cats, and I like crocodilians and parasitology. Autistic and ADHD. they/them in English, él en español
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Rabbit Cohen
@bathyspherehat.bsky.social
· Mar 18
Just so you know, if I don't know you, and you DM me to ask me to promote your fundraiser, I will block you. It's not a punishment, it's just a boundary.
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Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
Even though I'm an adult, I often struggle to go to bed of my own volition when I'm tired. This is because adults are just toddlers that got older.
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Even though I'm an adult, I often struggle to go to bed of my own volition when I'm tired. This is because adults are just toddlers that got older.
Moon Rover looks small in pictures because his big ol' head throws off his proportions, but he's huge and powerful. Small cat the size of a large cat.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Moon Rover looks small in pictures because his big ol' head throws off his proportions, but he's huge and powerful. Small cat the size of a large cat.
I think if my cat Moon Rover had human feet instead of back paws, I'd still love him, but I'd make him wear little shoes.
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I think if my cat Moon Rover had human feet instead of back paws, I'd still love him, but I'd make him wear little shoes.
They should invent a pill that turns the horrible heaviness I carry into regular sadness.
February 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
They should invent a pill that turns the horrible heaviness I carry into regular sadness.
I have slowfasted myself. 😔
February 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I have slowfasted myself. 😔
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Mastodon wouldn't ban dril
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Mastodon wouldn't ban dril
My mom has a pair of vintage leather gloves she got from an antique store, and every time she wears them, she starts talking about how she has to kill the Batman.
February 3, 2026 at 12:57 PM
My mom has a pair of vintage leather gloves she got from an antique store, and every time she wears them, she starts talking about how she has to kill the Batman.
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Obsessed with this picture the Pokemon LATAM account posted
Dude it's Pikachu Gordito
Dude it's Pikachu Gordito
February 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Obsessed with this picture the Pokemon LATAM account posted
Dude it's Pikachu Gordito
Dude it's Pikachu Gordito
"Tomatoes are fruit" is OUT, "dandelion puffs are fruit" is IN.
January 31, 2026 at 2:59 PM
"Tomatoes are fruit" is OUT, "dandelion puffs are fruit" is IN.
Had a dream that I got into a big debate about Jesus where I was arguing that if he were the real Messiah he would've had an ethernet port somewhere on his body.
January 28, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Had a dream that I got into a big debate about Jesus where I was arguing that if he were the real Messiah he would've had an ethernet port somewhere on his body.
My first reaction was "Gremlins With Big Naturals", and then I remembered that that's just Gremlins 2.
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 25, 2026 at 8:37 PM
My first reaction was "Gremlins With Big Naturals", and then I remembered that that's just Gremlins 2.
A hummingbird got into my parents' house, wore itself out, and my mom nursed it back to health by feeding it sugar water off her finger.
January 25, 2026 at 8:26 PM
A hummingbird got into my parents' house, wore itself out, and my mom nursed it back to health by feeding it sugar water off her finger.
You know what? Fuck you. *smooths your Stephan Jenkins*
January 25, 2026 at 8:22 PM
You know what? Fuck you. *smooths your Stephan Jenkins*
Delete TikTok. www.ibtimes.co.uk/what-us-tikt...
TikTok's New Terms Reveal Just How Much of Your Identity It Tracks
TikTok's new terms (22 Jan 2026) alarm users with a pop-up on data collection, revealing it may gather sensitive info like citizenship, immigration status, religion, and sexual orientation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
January 24, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Delete TikTok. www.ibtimes.co.uk/what-us-tikt...
The bible is kind of like Dark Souls, in that there is actual lore there, but most fans are listening to a dozen or so influencers who just outright make shit up.
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The bible is kind of like Dark Souls, in that there is actual lore there, but most fans are listening to a dozen or so influencers who just outright make shit up.
Trying to play video games translated into Spanish as someone learning Spanish in Latin America.
January 20, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Trying to play video games translated into Spanish as someone learning Spanish in Latin America.
Sometimes you will message your friend privately, and they won't respond, even though you can see them posting on social media. You might be upset by this, and you might think "They're ignoring me, which is rude." That is the devil talking.
January 19, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Sometimes you will message your friend privately, and they won't respond, even though you can see them posting on social media. You might be upset by this, and you might think "They're ignoring me, which is rude." That is the devil talking.
Confession: I only vaguely know what the Alamo is/was.
January 18, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Confession: I only vaguely know what the Alamo is/was.
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Absolutely massive weekend for the seagulls who are no doubt now absolutely off their tits on potatoes
Chip wreck:
Well done to all the volunteers working hard to remove all the plastic bags the chips came in
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Well done to all the volunteers working hard to remove all the plastic bags the chips came in
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Chip wreck! Thousands of chips wash ashore near Eastbourne
The chips washed up in Sussex after shipping containers containing
www.bbc.co.uk
January 18, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Absolutely massive weekend for the seagulls who are no doubt now absolutely off their tits on potatoes
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
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WELL NOW, would you look at that?
A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.
A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
WELL NOW, would you look at that?
A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.
A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.
I feel like this is how the average cishet person talks about their romantic relationships. #PokemonLegendsZA
January 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I feel like this is how the average cishet person talks about their romantic relationships. #PokemonLegendsZA
If you think you're the #1 fan of the Portuguese/Uruguayan joint production of Waiting For Godot I saw last night, that's TOO BAD. Because I'M the #1 fan.
January 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM
If you think you're the #1 fan of the Portuguese/Uruguayan joint production of Waiting For Godot I saw last night, that's TOO BAD. Because I'M the #1 fan.
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(carly rae jepsen voice)
Using a bidet....this is crazy
January 17, 2026 at 5:39 PM
(carly rae jepsen voice)