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pianomover.bsky.social
@pianomover.bsky.social
Old and in the way.
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No peri/menopausal woman would vote to convict. We’ve all been there sister.
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 PM
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I hope we all understand that the extraction class is building a state media akin to what we've seen in Orban's Hungary and Putin's Russia, and it is not at all subtle.

What's left of the independent press needs to start framing this properly.
New: Washington Post Executive Editor Matt Murray and HR Chief Wayne Connell tell employees to stay home for a zoom webinar ahead of “significant actions across the company.” Widely expected layoffs are scheduled to begin today.
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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We're getting a Jet Li movie this year.

WE'RE GETTING A JET LI MOVIE THIS YEAR.

www.youtube.com/watch?reload...
BLADES OF THE GUARDIANS - Official Teaser | Starring Jet Li & Wu Jing - In Theaters February 17
YouTube video by Well Go USA Entertainment
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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This entire answer from Mike Johnson — the speaker of the House and a lawyer — must be seen.

It is fundamentally wrong on both points: as to administrative warrants (which need not be signed by immigration judges) and as to judicial warrants (which are not "new" for authorizing home entry).
February 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Seeing that photo of Obama putting the Medal of Freedom on Tom Homan circulate again. It's fake. Homan did get a civil service award during the Obama administration, but it wasn't the Medal of Freedom, it wasn't a medal (it was a certificate), and Obama didn't present it to him in person.
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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The first mistake was trying to quit masturbating. Frankly, that's way more embarrassing than any other data they leaked.

www.404media.co/app-for-quit...
App for Quitting Porn Leaked Users' Masturbation Habits
Hundreds of thousands of users told the app intimate details about their sexual urges, which are now exposed.
www.404media.co
January 28, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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Is this real? Because if so I think I called it with twelve minutes to spare
January 29, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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He’s shaken because 5 women asked for his credentials…imagine ICE asking you for your papers…
January 28, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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I really think that while the tag line on this movie poster is 100% accurate, it really is family- oriented!
January 28, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
What a champion.
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.

I don’t let bullies win.

Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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these people seem like idiots
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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‘As the Swedish diplomatic historian Anders Stephanson writes, “the alarming fact” is that “everyone on this earth has an enormous stake in how the United States chooses to be and act in this world.” Not just enormous, but existential.’

Adam Shatz’s Winter Lecture:

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Adam Shatz · Another Country
America is a ‘battlefield’, Simone de Beauvoir wrote, ‘and you can only become passionate about the battle it is...
www.lrb.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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LMAO
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Good walk today
January 26, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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Oh lord, the training people are back. Maybe they should learn to pistol whip people more effectively? Maybe they should execute people in a more polite way?
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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ICYMI:

Here's my op-ed in the NYT today about Trump's occupation of Minneapolis and other American cities, and why it's uniquely dangerous.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/o...
Opinion | I’ve Covered Police Abuse for 20 Years. What ICE Is Doing Is Different.
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Watching the Greenland thing unfold really does feel like a psychotic break except instead of me breaking away from reality it's reality breaking away from me
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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Jet Li has started a YouTube channel and it seems like his intention is “Jet Li wants to be your dad” and hell yes be all of our dads Jet Li
A message from Jet Li
YouTube video by Jet Li
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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he's a fucking nutter. It's like watching someone smear shit on the walls and everyone around him is praising him as the next Van Gogh. Absolutely deranged
mad king moment

from the PBS Newshour correspondent
January 19, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Wow
Man what the hell these are high schoolers
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM