Phil
phoutz.bsky.social
Phil
@phoutz.bsky.social
Deep in the digital garden

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Happy St. Lucia's Day
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke!
a man in a hat is dancing in a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a hat is dancing in a crowd of people
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December 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Is it possible his hand has already fallen off and that’s just a rubber hand from like a Halloween store?
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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This does actually change the entire story. Assuming it's correct, it was an entirely lawful seizure.
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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💯💯💯
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I wonder what POTUS would say if he knew that the U.S. military DID NOT seize the largest tanker ever nabbed.

That record goes to....Somali pirates.
December 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Bluesky just asked me to authenticate my age … and I had a MySpace flashback.

I’ve still got Google contacts for some of my daughters’ friends whose ages are based on MySpace. Coming up: Claire’s 38th birthday. Alex’s 73rd birthday is today.
December 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Happy Krampusnacht, everybody. Get ready for a whoopin'.
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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puppo go brrrrrrrrrr 🏎️
This pup is amazing!!! Some lighthearted, enjoyable content.

(Video posted on IG by gigishapirokulock)
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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I’m kind of new to the Democrats, but I thought we were FOR respecting the legal process, and also that we were AGAINST political corruption. And that it was especially important to hold to these principles at this time.

But I guess there’s some insider memo I didn’t get that would set me straight?
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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He shouldn’t just be pushed out as the House Democrats’ leader; he needs to be primaried out of his seat entirely. Just a complete waste of a deep blue seat.
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Not inconceivable this ends up a recount. Unlikely. But not inconceivable.
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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If blowing up survivors in the water was the right thing to do because they are “narco-terrorists” (trust us, bro) and deserve no quarter, why did we rescue two other survivors in a different strike, fly them home, and let them go free?
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I sometimes think of the multiverse in which Al Gore won in 2000. I wonder what is happening over there
🔥 AL GORE: “We already have way too many subservient cowards in Congress, the last thing we need is to send another one (Van Epps 🤖) — you can make tomorrow the turning point for our country by getting out and voting for Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social .” #TN7

Full: www.threads.com/@thetnholler...
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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ive heard a few variations of: "trump doesn't like wars but he likes spectacles of violence" and i think that's essentially spot on. he wants to drop a big bomb and walk away. shoot a few protestors in the kneecaps but still be beloved by all. he's a fucking cretin
As in the first term I think he might actually be too pussy to start the real war his psycho advisors want lol
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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I work in a grocery store. Nobody ever came to our store before because of how old-fashioned groceries are. If I ever see Trump I'm going to walk up to him with tears in my eyes and say "Sir, thank you for bringing groceries back"
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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It would make more sense to go to war with Vuvuzelas.
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I wonder how many overdoses and deaths Juan Orlando Hernández’s 400 tons of cocaine were directly responsible for in the US.
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Never get out of the boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
TIL the most viewed YouTube of all time is...Baby Shark

Kinda restores my faith in humanity
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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🤣🤣
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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It's the same picture.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Honestly if House leadership can’t whip or at least vote against this a day after House Republicans voted against a similar motion against fascism then they have no business being in leadership
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Not to mention the horror that millions of people can live independently, without burdening their children.

Or the horror that millions of children can get a free education, making the United States a leader in science and industry.

www.congress.gov/bill/118th-c...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM