phoebe, merryops enthusiast
@phloebotomy.bsky.social
a goober but hopefully in a cute way. opinions my own.
Pinned
Alright, I hate to be one of those accounts that constantly posts fundraisers, but a former coworker of mine who is a Black trans woman in VA really needs your help.
She's going to be evicted in harsh winter months if we don't get this to 1.3k by the end of the day.
gofund.me/d0709944e
She's going to be evicted in harsh winter months if we don't get this to 1.3k by the end of the day.
gofund.me/d0709944e
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
feels like a turn from early bluesky that there's a dutch speedskater named Femme Kok who just blew up the standings and there's nothing on the timeline
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
feels like a turn from early bluesky that there's a dutch speedskater named Femme Kok who just blew up the standings and there's nothing on the timeline
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
me learning how to play magic the gathering (i have several transsexuals i can contact to ask a bunch of stupid questions)
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 AM
me learning how to play magic the gathering (i have several transsexuals i can contact to ask a bunch of stupid questions)
please, sir, i am a scared victorian child. i'd like a tuppence of drafts so me mum doesn't die of dyptheria or typhoid or cholera or other diseases i'm too young to know how to pronounce. can you spare a farthing of drafts for a wretched young soul with baleful eyes?
ah i see they have finally added drafts, so I may once again declare REAL POSTERS drop it hot on the timeline and drafts are a security blanket for frightened children
this has been my Hot Take for the week, see you next time!
this has been my Hot Take for the week, see you next time!
February 10, 2026 at 1:09 AM
please, sir, i am a scared victorian child. i'd like a tuppence of drafts so me mum doesn't die of dyptheria or typhoid or cholera or other diseases i'm too young to know how to pronounce. can you spare a farthing of drafts for a wretched young soul with baleful eyes?
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
yes but that does not excuse their imperialism in kuwait, iraq, and afghanistan
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
yes but that does not excuse their imperialism in kuwait, iraq, and afghanistan
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
see my vision
February 9, 2026 at 9:49 AM
see my vision
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
the chairs on voyager look like the among us guy. thank you
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 AM
the chairs on voyager look like the among us guy. thank you
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
as a (v much former) libertarian who voted Johnson in 2016 in a safe state—no, we didn't.
Sure, I was anti-Trump, but I didn't forsee enough of it. Though I was in stage crew for Hair the night after, and during "Let the Sun Shine In," it hit all at once.
Sure, I was anti-Trump, but I didn't forsee enough of it. Though I was in stage crew for Hair the night after, and during "Let the Sun Shine In," it hit all at once.
February 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
as a (v much former) libertarian who voted Johnson in 2016 in a safe state—no, we didn't.
Sure, I was anti-Trump, but I didn't forsee enough of it. Though I was in stage crew for Hair the night after, and during "Let the Sun Shine In," it hit all at once.
Sure, I was anti-Trump, but I didn't forsee enough of it. Though I was in stage crew for Hair the night after, and during "Let the Sun Shine In," it hit all at once.
always mago lassi, never mango laddie. misandry smh.
February 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
always mago lassi, never mango laddie. misandry smh.
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
it’s really hard to find a previous super bowl halftime that had so much meaning and symbolism embedded into every nook and cranny of the performance
February 9, 2026 at 6:29 AM
it’s really hard to find a previous super bowl halftime that had so much meaning and symbolism embedded into every nook and cranny of the performance
I'm glad that most of my friends seem to know what they saw, even if the news outlets are afraid to say it.
the general media's reaction to both musical performances at the Super Bowl is an indictment of what is lost when every major outlet gets rid of all the culture writers who know what symbolism is
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I'm glad that most of my friends seem to know what they saw, even if the news outlets are afraid to say it.
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
the general media's reaction to both musical performances at the Super Bowl is an indictment of what is lost when every major outlet gets rid of all the culture writers who know what symbolism is
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 PM
the general media's reaction to both musical performances at the Super Bowl is an indictment of what is lost when every major outlet gets rid of all the culture writers who know what symbolism is
my fave is the girl meowstic (after playing one in Pokémon Reborn). we love creepy cats w gimmicky movesets in this household.
James' Inkay is p neat too.
James' Inkay is p neat too.
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 PM
my fave is the girl meowstic (after playing one in Pokémon Reborn). we love creepy cats w gimmicky movesets in this household.
James' Inkay is p neat too.
James' Inkay is p neat too.
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
the ents storming isengard
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
the ents storming isengard
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
If Seth Rogen and Disney were serious about bringing The Muppets into 2026 they'd let Fozzie Bear be a chaser
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 AM
If Seth Rogen and Disney were serious about bringing The Muppets into 2026 they'd let Fozzie Bear be a chaser
honestly i think the pringles & Nick Lutsko manscaping ads were the best ones, which is kinda meh.
February 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
honestly i think the pringles & Nick Lutsko manscaping ads were the best ones, which is kinda meh.
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
Can't wait to hear how this is deeply un-American
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Can't wait to hear how this is deeply un-American
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
I gotta tell you, you have no excuse to be a doomer if the National Football League believes we will win
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I gotta tell you, you have no excuse to be a doomer if the National Football League believes we will win
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
Meanwhile at the TPUSA show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Meanwhile at the TPUSA show.
sorry pats fans, but this was so cathartic. that said, not gonna dunk on y'all too hard. i don't hate the team inasmuch as i couldn't stand tom brady, so gg.
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
sorry pats fans, but this was so cathartic. that said, not gonna dunk on y'all too hard. i don't hate the team inasmuch as i couldn't stand tom brady, so gg.
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
Similar to kendricks super bowl, bunny focuses alot on his culture, his love of it, and makes a ton of political statement. Its an amazing art piece with tons of amazing set decorations, idk how its done, but I can't wait to dive into its meaning
I just wish I was into the music itself haha
I just wish I was into the music itself haha
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Similar to kendricks super bowl, bunny focuses alot on his culture, his love of it, and makes a ton of political statement. Its an amazing art piece with tons of amazing set decorations, idk how its done, but I can't wait to dive into its meaning
I just wish I was into the music itself haha
I just wish I was into the music itself haha
Reposted by phoebe, merryops enthusiast
Okay so a thing I LOVED about that is how, whereas so many halftime shows kind of elevate the star above the other dancers/extras—often literally—that was like the exact opposite, he was *with and among* the people around him
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Okay so a thing I LOVED about that is how, whereas so many halftime shows kind of elevate the star above the other dancers/extras—often literally—that was like the exact opposite, he was *with and among* the people around him