bro-ly days of obligation

mood tbh

without the caption, i would've thought this was a femme/butch couple tbh. ya look great, but you knew that.

i knew from 11 (if you don't count a few incidents before then) and 100% this.

maybe both?

thing is, i had the big Catholic brainworms. sb would've had to have said the right words to me at the right time.

idk if it's a "i wish sb had pushed me sooner" or "i wish the world was a whole lot kinder."

note: this is satire

honestly my republican dad has been the best about working on the prounouns & calling me his daughter.

he's a bill kristol type though.

help! my uncle has an intestinal bleed, a ruptured gallbladder, and pneumonitis-induced coughing fits

he's normal about trans ppl now though

tbc, that *would* be an improvement

ms. tightpussy, why are you saying i should transmute my lead-poisoned uncle into a gold-poisoned one?

i only have so many alembics on hand

i'm just here for this breaking containment & your tl looking neat from a quick glance

like, honestly i'd read a whole book set in this universe about demented high. i know it's just like, the set-up for "well, you see, forced feminization by a school district is comparably chill" but we need a sequel, Ms. Morris!

ok they say it's really bad but i bet their cheers rip.

"let's get demented! D-E-M-demented!"