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Peter Stork
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Obsessed with: ⚽ ⚾ 📺 🎥 and somehow the Billboard Adult Alternative Airplay chart? Frequent XLOOKUP and COUNTIFS user.

a 📋 and a 😃👋 will get you into any 🏢 in the 🌎

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📍 Chicagoland via Mound City
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The Second-Order Streisand Effect is a social phenomenon where if a party makes an effort to censor information, discussion and news about the censorship paradoxically leads to an increased awareness of Barbara Streisand, a musician whom most "Zoomers" would probably have otherwise never heard of
December 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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My generation didn't need the MCU because we had the Sesame Street characters showing up in Muppets Take Manhattan
December 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 #BrentfordFC
December 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…

* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M

So YES this has been a huge success.
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
when the #illini win Braggin’ Rights 9x-4y 😳😳😳😳😳
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

😬😬😬😬😬
December 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Watching MY President right now:
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
tag yourself below

I’m “Bostoo Yook Yarters”
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.

Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”

I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I am pleased by this
MLS news: in 2027 Minnesota United will definitely be in a new division with Chicago, St Louis, Kansas City, Cincinnati and Columbus

who knows when this will be officially announced but I got my info from 2 people inside the league today
December 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Oh, Brita’s in this?
December 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
December 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My name is Peter Stork. I am not one of them. I wish to eat ice cream.
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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It’s sort of interesting that giving Sonic the Hedgehog a gun was a big deal but Nintendo has given Kirby a gun a few different times and no one really reacts because it’s like “yeah he’d have one”
December 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
#Wordle Bot scored this a 94 🤬

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December 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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If you spend any time at all in St. Louis, it becomes so apparent so quickly why soccer exploded here in the early 20th century and why it’s still a fundamental part of the city’s identity. It’s something you can say for so few places in this country. Respect.
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
welp; come home, Alyssa
For the first time in 585 days, Chelsea lose a game in the Women’s Super League.

Today’s 1-0 defeat at home to Everton - who had just one league win this season heading into this fixture - marks their first WSL defeat in 35 matches, a record stretching back to May 2024.
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The ⚽️ was 👎🏻 today
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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astronomy news! in the next two weeks, the ball that albert pujols hit off brad lidge in the 2005 nlcs is expected to pass by saturn
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
smashing the DISLIKE button
After five seasons covering the St. Louis Cardinals for The Athletic, @katiejwoo.bsky.social is trying something new.

Introducing our new beat writer covering the back-to-back champion Los Angeles Dodgers.
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM