Peter Stork
@peterstork.com
Obsessed with: ⚽ ⚾ 📺 🎥 and somehow the Billboard Adult Alternative Airplay chart? Frequent XLOOKUP and COUNTIFS user.
a 📋 and a 😃👋 will get you into any 🏢 in the 🌎
https://www.strava.com/athletes/peterstork
📍 Chicagoland via Mound City
a 📋 and a 😃👋 will get you into any 🏢 in the 🌎
https://www.strava.com/athletes/peterstork
📍 Chicagoland via Mound City
hey @cardinals.com this is how you do it
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
hey @cardinals.com this is how you do it
Really? Dax Shepard was okay in it but Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook were absolutely worthless.
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Really? Dax Shepard was okay in it but Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook were absolutely worthless.
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
NOT SO MANY PEOPLE THO, YOU CRASHED APPLE TV !!!
ASSUME PLUR1BUS VIEWING POSITIONS 🎉🎉🎉
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
NOT SO MANY PEOPLE THO, YOU CRASHED APPLE TV !!!
ASSUME PLUR1BUS VIEWING POSITIONS 🎉🎉🎉
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
ASSUME PLUR1BUS VIEWING POSITIONS 🎉🎉🎉
On the Ninth Day, God created the Champions League Anthem, and then he sighed and realized that he was not perfect, because that thing is pompous and annoying as shit.
November 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
On the Ninth Day, God created the Champions League Anthem, and then he sighed and realized that he was not perfect, because that thing is pompous and annoying as shit.
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Bunts are fucking stupid
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Bunts are fucking stupid
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
ugh how is he SO GOOD AT THIS
In this election, the people have two separate but equally important choices: a city they can afford or the billionaire-backed politics of the past.
Our new ad just aired during Law & Order.
Our new ad just aired during Law & Order.
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
ugh how is he SO GOOD AT THIS
On my Apple TV, comparing the Fox One app (with the "4K" feed of local Fox station WFLD) to the broadcast on the Fox Sports App, the Fox One app looks like absolute garbage while Fox Sports App is fantastic.
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
On my Apple TV, comparing the Fox One app (with the "4K" feed of local Fox station WFLD) to the broadcast on the Fox Sports App, the Fox One app looks like absolute garbage while Fox Sports App is fantastic.
“2-0 MIN, 80’. They just scored off a corner.”
October 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“2-0 MIN, 80’. They just scored off a corner.”
Breakfast at the hotel this morning is a mix of 1) #AllForCITY fans, 2) people running the CITY 5k with me, and 3) AEW fans who attended the PPV last night, so this room is definitely my people.
October 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Breakfast at the hotel this morning is a mix of 1) #AllForCITY fans, 2) people running the CITY 5k with me, and 3) AEW fans who attended the PPV last night, so this room is definitely my people.
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
Sending thanks to the 2025 Milwaukee Brewers for making the 2019 #stlcards NLCS effort look almost good.
(The Cardinals logged just 16 hits and 6 runs in the Nats’ four game sweep. Right now the Brewers are at 10 and 3 with five innings to go. 😬)
(The Cardinals logged just 16 hits and 6 runs in the Nats’ four game sweep. Right now the Brewers are at 10 and 3 with five innings to go. 😬)
October 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sending thanks to the 2025 Milwaukee Brewers for making the 2019 #stlcards NLCS effort look almost good.
(The Cardinals logged just 16 hits and 6 runs in the Nats’ four game sweep. Right now the Brewers are at 10 and 3 with five innings to go. 😬)
(The Cardinals logged just 16 hits and 6 runs in the Nats’ four game sweep. Right now the Brewers are at 10 and 3 with five innings to go. 😬)
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
I just finished watching the pilot of The Chair Company and then joined the NLCS broadcast right after the play happened, and apparently Tim Robinson's new show is *less* weird than the baseball that I just missed?
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I just finished watching the pilot of The Chair Company and then joined the NLCS broadcast right after the play happened, and apparently Tim Robinson's new show is *less* weird than the baseball that I just missed?
If we get the Brewers/Mariners World Series - and I pray we do- it will be the first time the series is played between two clubs with zero titles since 1980 (PHI/KCR.)
Before that:
1920 - CLE/BKN
1909 - PIT/DET
1907 - CHC/DET
1906 - CHW/CHC
1905 - NYG/PHA
1903 - BOS/PIT
Before that:
1920 - CLE/BKN
1909 - PIT/DET
1907 - CHC/DET
1906 - CHW/CHC
1905 - NYG/PHA
1903 - BOS/PIT
October 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If we get the Brewers/Mariners World Series - and I pray we do- it will be the first time the series is played between two clubs with zero titles since 1980 (PHI/KCR.)
Before that:
1920 - CLE/BKN
1909 - PIT/DET
1907 - CHC/DET
1906 - CHW/CHC
1905 - NYG/PHA
1903 - BOS/PIT
Before that:
1920 - CLE/BKN
1909 - PIT/DET
1907 - CHC/DET
1906 - CHW/CHC
1905 - NYG/PHA
1903 - BOS/PIT
Home runs hit by your catcher and then caught by your bullpen catcher > all other home runs
October 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Home runs hit by your catcher and then caught by your bullpen catcher > all other home runs