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Pendo
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Born to nap. Eugene, OR
microplastics are stored in the balls
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
<axl voice> ding dong ditchin' on heaven's door hey hey hey hey nyeah
September 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
To any @vincemancini.bsky.social followers out there that missed this, hearing him fight for his life against code-switching to uptalk throughout this pod is chef's kiss
August 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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You know the thing about a mr beast...he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be livin', until he tries to get ya to do a squid game
August 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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always have to remember the right will get hysterical over every issue of the day it does not matter about validity or truth it is all about feeding their constant outrage machine
June 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Beastie boys voice-
January 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Folks, it's here. @penisinjury.vip, your number one source for penis injuries. An updated version of the one used for the @tomwalker.bsky.social stream, this pulls in the latest NEISS data for the next generation of Penis and Ball Injuries. Only on Bluesky!
January 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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The difference between 6 and 600 peanut m&ms is nothing to me. I have an ability ordained to me by god. To eat peanut m&ms in a way, in such rapid succession, that would shock grown men to their grave
November 20, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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🌮😈
August 1, 2023 at 8:21 PM
When the poo urge hits while having a snack
November 14, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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@gooffkings.bsky.social Vince Mancini of Filmdrunk wrote a great Substack article about you guys
October 2, 2024 at 6:52 PM
[Ray Parker Jr voice] bustin' makes me feel good
May 1, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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more like fartificial insmelligence
March 18, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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Honoured to present you with something I put honestly an insane level of work into: an extended book report/deep dive on the man who invented fake dog testicles. It gets strange. Up on YouTube now:

youtu.be/fTWK-_baGq4?...
January 11, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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the black mesa research facility had questionable ethics from a galactic level but they provided so many jobs for new mexico so it is impossible to say if they're good or bad.
December 9, 2023 at 5:25 PM
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November 30, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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BEAVIS: What cruel irony it is, Butthead, that the most physically vulnerable body parts are also those which give the most pleasure when touched by another person.
BUTTHEAD: Our bodies reward us for trusting, Beavis; as though co-operation is inherent in our very biology.
BOTH: hehehe-heheh
October 27, 2023 at 3:30 PM
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*getting attacked by a shark* oh he must smell my shark
October 8, 2023 at 12:46 AM
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DR: you have this disease

ME: oh no

DR: but you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise

ME: OH NO
July 6, 2023 at 6:27 PM
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*continues eating while receiving the Heimlich*
October 1, 2023 at 10:05 PM
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*tips hat at Hanson*
m’bop
September 6, 2023 at 5:48 PM
Me when the snow reaches the valley floor as a kid vs me when the snow reaches the valley floor now
August 19, 2023 at 5:38 AM
Every photo of a kindergartener's first day they look like this
August 19, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Look at this goober.
August 12, 2023 at 12:31 AM