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Old trans chick from Cascadia. Ex-t.b, ex-soc.motss, ex-programmer, admitted bicycle framebuilder, actual socialist. she/her
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Sooo I was at a coffee shop and the girl in line behind me decided to ask if I’d heard about Jesus.

In the United States.

In 2025.

“I have heard the sales pitch, yes,” I said. “I’m happy with my current religious services provider and not looking to make a switch.”
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i too love smtp so much, truly such a simple protocol, so simple that its semantics are frequently intentionally disregarded by servers and its only fixes are a convoluted mess of extremely stupid DNS whitelisting protocols
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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If you're wondering why they'd run a cover up that looked so much like a clumsy cover up when there were so many better ways to elide the facts, remember that these are the stupidest people in America
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Oh you rich conspiring pedophiles & all your smug weaselly defenders, please lecture me again about how my trans kid is a threat to American family values
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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“But her emails” was just another confession disguised as an accusation, it’s so incredibly obvious now.
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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What? It’s midnight and I’m looking up reconstructions of creatures from the Burgess Shale, as one does.

That Opabinia, what a weirdo.
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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I am honestly thinking of creating my own PAC that just runs attack ads against Dems who punch left. That's all it does, is swoop in from out of state to shit on their day.

Prudence restrains me yet, but Rage is making a compelling case for herself.
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Looking the world dead in the eye and going "I am ME. I Know who I am, and I am no longer afraid" is incredibly liberating.
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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and it is immensely freeing in fact! i'm still starting out and acquiring a wardrobe (an insane halting process in itself) and dealing with T body changes and plotting top surgery but i finally reached out and took what I wanted because fuck dignity. fuck survival underwater. i want to live.
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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I guess next time I’ll just write “pee pee poo poo I want to have the most evil things permitted by my heinous wealth” with an attachment that’s just a PowerPoint that lays out their criminal conspiracy. To really keep shit accurate.
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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In our house, we teach the truth that Little Blue Truck and Toad are husbands.
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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"The Aristocrats" but it's actually the gods-damned aristocrats for real.
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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🚨HAPPY EXPLODING WHALE DAY🚨

1/n

www.oregonlive.com/travel/2024/...
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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dogs will just lunge at you indiscriminately in this city, doesn’t matter the housing status of their owners.
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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You ever just look at a cat
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Yes! Is the pernicious myth that math grants access to some objective truth undermining the benefits of being trained as a mathematician? Math involves collaboration, the ability to engage in frank discussion and entertain multiple views, to change in light of new evidence or new axioms...
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Jumping in as a professional mathematician who works with engineers, computer scientists, etc - in my experience we're/they're not the fetishists. It's the people who want to make a profit or launder a questionable position who are the fetishists.
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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with my hooded poncho cape and this knife I'm like 75% of the way to romantasy heroine
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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BUT HIS EMAILS!!!
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Mortal Kombat Voice: Katie Wilson WINS.
Katie Wilson elected Seattle’s next mayor
Wilson took a 1,976-vote lead over Bruce Harrell. With a maximum of 1,320 ballots remaining, it is mathematically impossible for Harrell to catch up.
www.seattletimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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The “Exploding Whale” has gone from a cautionary tale to a beloved piece of Oregon lore.
It’s Exploding Whale Day in Oregon: 10 things to know about the blubber blast, 55 years later
The “Exploding Whale” has gone from a cautionary tale to a beloved piece of Oregon lore.
www.oregonlive.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Look at my son isn’t he just the most perfect little creature ever to creach
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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"I'm willing to eat a temp ban because this is funny enough"

sure, fine, just understand you will be eating one
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM