Pedro Cerrano
@pedrocerrano.bsky.social
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eating a green grape and a red grape at the same time to solve racism
July 24, 2024 at 2:52 PM
eating a green grape and a red grape at the same time to solve racism
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Kamala Harris is an anagram for shark malaria
Is that anything
Is that anything
July 21, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Kamala Harris is an anagram for shark malaria
Is that anything
Is that anything
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no one has ever typed the words “with all due respect” and meant it
May 7, 2024 at 9:55 PM
no one has ever typed the words “with all due respect” and meant it
I love fish sticks and I don’t care who knows it.
April 22, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I love fish sticks and I don’t care who knows it.
I’m not one to brag, but I’ve seen enough movies to the point where I’m pretty sure I could pull off an exorcism.
April 11, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I’m not one to brag, but I’ve seen enough movies to the point where I’m pretty sure I could pull off an exorcism.
Anybody gonna Wang Chung tonight?
February 28, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Anybody gonna Wang Chung tonight?
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If Ina Garden married Danny Devito, she'd be Ina Garden-Devito, baby.
October 9, 2023 at 1:44 PM
If Ina Garden married Danny Devito, she'd be Ina Garden-Devito, baby.
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i am gen x, which means that even if you try to kill me, if even one finger can still twitch, i will use it to drag myself along the floor and slit your throat and also then set you on fire.
gen x does not play.
gen x does not play.
January 26, 2024 at 2:21 PM
i am gen x, which means that even if you try to kill me, if even one finger can still twitch, i will use it to drag myself along the floor and slit your throat and also then set you on fire.
gen x does not play.
gen x does not play.
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the idea of trump refusing someone’s money on principle is like the idea of a vegan hyena
Trump threatens Nikki Haley's donors with excommunication
January 25, 2024 at 3:11 AM
the idea of trump refusing someone’s money on principle is like the idea of a vegan hyena
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Sharing is caring.
Except for maybe toothbrushes and STDs.
Except for maybe toothbrushes and STDs.
January 25, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Sharing is caring.
Except for maybe toothbrushes and STDs.
Except for maybe toothbrushes and STDs.
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The internet just makes me feel bad.
January 12, 2024 at 3:45 AM
The internet just makes me feel bad.
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I kind of think the Jordan Peterson types are right that there’s a deep hunger among some young men to explore their masculinity and it’s pretty unfortunate that they’ve been duped into thinking weeping beef Professor and homophobic UFC fighter are better options than “guy in town who is good dad”
January 19, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I kind of think the Jordan Peterson types are right that there’s a deep hunger among some young men to explore their masculinity and it’s pretty unfortunate that they’ve been duped into thinking weeping beef Professor and homophobic UFC fighter are better options than “guy in town who is good dad”
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I think tomorrow's Americana will get into this, but the lack of content in this race - policies you can actually analyze and check out - is remarkable. CNN's town hall format didn't help. What does "open up the middle class" and "simplify the brackets" mean? No one knows, no follow-up
January 19, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I think tomorrow's Americana will get into this, but the lack of content in this race - policies you can actually analyze and check out - is remarkable. CNN's town hall format didn't help. What does "open up the middle class" and "simplify the brackets" mean? No one knows, no follow-up
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He ended his campaign as he began it: an ignorant, cynical douchebag trying and failing to excite horrible people with appalling statements.
Breaking News: Vivek Ramaswamy, the 38-year-old entrepreneur and political newcomer, dropped out of the race for the Republican White House nomination after a disappointing fourth place finish in the Iowa caucuses. nyti.ms/4aZkL7S
January 16, 2024 at 4:47 AM
He ended his campaign as he began it: an ignorant, cynical douchebag trying and failing to excite horrible people with appalling statements.
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Well there goes the end of the Internet
January 12, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Well there goes the end of the Internet
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Don't let them surveil you, MAGA!
January 11, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Don't let them surveil you, MAGA!
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Mary and Joseph were not available for comment. apnews.com/article/pope...
Pope Francis calls for a universal ban on surrogacy. He says it exploits mother and child
Pope Francis included what he called the “commercialization” of pregnancy in an annual speech to ambassadors accredited to the Holy See.
apnews.com
January 9, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Mary and Joseph were not available for comment. apnews.com/article/pope...