Tennessee Sewer Batman
@tennsewerbatman.bsky.social
Reborn from the Depths of the Chattanooga
Sewers to post about College Football, Defense Industrial Policy, and Various EDSBS Commentariat Nonsense
Despite name, Bama Fan and WUSTL grad
Sewers to post about College Football, Defense Industrial Policy, and Various EDSBS Commentariat Nonsense
Despite name, Bama Fan and WUSTL grad
My favorite part was when she rolled up to a Dollar General to buy zip ties in a Maserati SUV
Why yes, she did as a friend to Google “zip ties near me”
Why yes, she did as a friend to Google “zip ties near me”
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My favorite part was when she rolled up to a Dollar General to buy zip ties in a Maserati SUV
Why yes, she did as a friend to Google “zip ties near me”
Why yes, she did as a friend to Google “zip ties near me”
Having so much joy imagining what “Super Mega Law Jail” is
-Disbarment but required monthly CLE FOREVER
-Dedicated ABA task force dedicated solely to nickel and diming you with injunctions on EVERYTHING for the rest of your life
-Permanent Contempt of Court
-Disbarment but required monthly CLE FOREVER
-Dedicated ABA task force dedicated solely to nickel and diming you with injunctions on EVERYTHING for the rest of your life
-Permanent Contempt of Court
/2 …a new indictment, which shows only the two counts they true billed, and has the foreperson sign it without presenting it to the grand jury.
That sounds like something Halligan would do.
That sounds like something Halligan would do.
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Having so much joy imagining what “Super Mega Law Jail” is
-Disbarment but required monthly CLE FOREVER
-Dedicated ABA task force dedicated solely to nickel and diming you with injunctions on EVERYTHING for the rest of your life
-Permanent Contempt of Court
-Disbarment but required monthly CLE FOREVER
-Dedicated ABA task force dedicated solely to nickel and diming you with injunctions on EVERYTHING for the rest of your life
-Permanent Contempt of Court
That’s a rejected Padme hairstyle
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
That’s a rejected Padme hairstyle
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Buddy, with your dating history, I’d get tired of dodging
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Buddy, with your dating history, I’d get tired of dodging
I would like to remind everyone that an editor made Bill Simmons readable
Imagine what it’ll do for you
Imagine what it’ll do for you
literally everyone needs an editor
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November 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I would like to remind everyone that an editor made Bill Simmons readable
Imagine what it’ll do for you
Imagine what it’ll do for you
Doesn’t he know that the easiest way to win a Hollywood Foreign Press award is just to give them a long Paris junket?
Trying to win an award from the Hollywood Foreign Press, which is simultaneously three separate things he has built his career on hating.
Ben Shapiro is spending a lot of $$$ trying to win the inaugural Best Podcast award at the Golden Globes.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/ben-shapir...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/ben-shapir...
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Doesn’t he know that the easiest way to win a Hollywood Foreign Press award is just to give them a long Paris junket?
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the most important thing about posting through the discourse is that your post might be the first post someone reads about it. what do you mean olivia nuzzi chugged towers dry along the appalachian trail during fire season?
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
the most important thing about posting through the discourse is that your post might be the first post someone reads about it. what do you mean olivia nuzzi chugged towers dry along the appalachian trail during fire season?
We owe a great debt to Gene Stallings
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We owe a great debt to Gene Stallings
Spin the wheel of destiny for what we learn next
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Spin the wheel of destiny for what we learn next
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The thing is. Imagine if anyone spoke to you like this in real life. There's approximately a 50% chance you'd punch them in the face. Every day is such an utter fucking disgrace to the presidency.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The thing is. Imagine if anyone spoke to you like this in real life. There's approximately a 50% chance you'd punch them in the face. Every day is such an utter fucking disgrace to the presidency.
We know he has The D in Meats
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
We know he has The D in Meats
Imagine learning your live-in girlfriend - who has never lived alone, always a “muse” to an older man - has been cheating on you with a presidential candidate she has been profiling
And then COVID lockdowns hit like the next day
And then COVID lockdowns hit like the next day
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Imagine learning your live-in girlfriend - who has never lived alone, always a “muse” to an older man - has been cheating on you with a presidential candidate she has been profiling
And then COVID lockdowns hit like the next day
And then COVID lockdowns hit like the next day
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Compare to the journo solidarity shown when Obama suggested Fox News might be more than slightly biased against him.
…and then the rest of the White House press corps pushed back against the president’s gratuitous insult aimed at one of their colleagues?
Oh wait! There’s no sign that anything like that happened!
Because access beats out solidarity, every day of the week.
people.com/donald-trump...
Oh wait! There’s no sign that anything like that happened!
Because access beats out solidarity, every day of the week.
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Compare to the journo solidarity shown when Obama suggested Fox News might be more than slightly biased against him.
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This happened on Nov. 14 and we're just hearing about it now vie People magazine.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This happened on Nov. 14 and we're just hearing about it now vie People magazine.
I just realized we have 5 more years of content to go
had me in the first half not gonna lie BUT IT DOMINATED THE FOURTH QUARTER www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I just realized we have 5 more years of content to go
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"Olivia Nuzzi Bobby Petrino"
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"Olivia Nuzzi Bobby Petrino"
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You gotta be fucking kidding me
HE’S back
HE’S back
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You gotta be fucking kidding me
HE’S back
HE’S back
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Because this is what you're all here on el Beeski for:
The Richmond Flying Squirrels launched their rebrand for the first year at the new park, and it's DRAW ALL THE DIFFERENT ROIDED-OUT SQUIRRELS YOU CAN. THEN DRAW MORE. flyingsquirrels.milbstore.com/collections/...
The Richmond Flying Squirrels launched their rebrand for the first year at the new park, and it's DRAW ALL THE DIFFERENT ROIDED-OUT SQUIRRELS YOU CAN. THEN DRAW MORE. flyingsquirrels.milbstore.com/collections/...
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flyingsquirrels.milbstore.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Because this is what you're all here on el Beeski for:
The Richmond Flying Squirrels launched their rebrand for the first year at the new park, and it's DRAW ALL THE DIFFERENT ROIDED-OUT SQUIRRELS YOU CAN. THEN DRAW MORE. flyingsquirrels.milbstore.com/collections/...
The Richmond Flying Squirrels launched their rebrand for the first year at the new park, and it's DRAW ALL THE DIFFERENT ROIDED-OUT SQUIRRELS YOU CAN. THEN DRAW MORE. flyingsquirrels.milbstore.com/collections/...
Look y’all, I’d consider moderately online and progressive but:
What the fuck is a 2nd Sigma Lesbian?
What the fuck is a 2nd Sigma Lesbian?
Oh, and don't forget the gratuitous shot at queer and trans communities at the very end of this screed:
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Look y’all, I’d consider moderately online and progressive but:
What the fuck is a 2nd Sigma Lesbian?
What the fuck is a 2nd Sigma Lesbian?
TAMU honoring Jameis with this game
4TDs, 4 INTs
4TDs, 4 INTs
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
TAMU honoring Jameis with this game
4TDs, 4 INTs
4TDs, 4 INTs
Aight - see here, this guy - number MCLXVII Sextus Septimus - that step forward
That’s a mistake
Coach Varro has told him to penetrate upfield because of the Trebia tape
But now he’s too far upfield and has bit on the fake
Meanwhile, Varro let Hasdrubal have a free release up the seam
That’s a mistake
Coach Varro has told him to penetrate upfield because of the Trebia tape
But now he’s too far upfield and has bit on the fake
Meanwhile, Varro let Hasdrubal have a free release up the seam
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Aight - see here, this guy - number MCLXVII Sextus Septimus - that step forward
That’s a mistake
Coach Varro has told him to penetrate upfield because of the Trebia tape
But now he’s too far upfield and has bit on the fake
Meanwhile, Varro let Hasdrubal have a free release up the seam
That’s a mistake
Coach Varro has told him to penetrate upfield because of the Trebia tape
But now he’s too far upfield and has bit on the fake
Meanwhile, Varro let Hasdrubal have a free release up the seam
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Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
Watch Mythbusters from the beginning
And it’s funny watching two gradual developments that eventually make the show WORK:
1) Shift from a variety show sequential style to a narrative structure with distinct A and B plots and characters
2) People have QUESTIONS about high explosives (being cool)
And it’s funny watching two gradual developments that eventually make the show WORK:
1) Shift from a variety show sequential style to a narrative structure with distinct A and B plots and characters
2) People have QUESTIONS about high explosives (being cool)
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Watch Mythbusters from the beginning
And it’s funny watching two gradual developments that eventually make the show WORK:
1) Shift from a variety show sequential style to a narrative structure with distinct A and B plots and characters
2) People have QUESTIONS about high explosives (being cool)
And it’s funny watching two gradual developments that eventually make the show WORK:
1) Shift from a variety show sequential style to a narrative structure with distinct A and B plots and characters
2) People have QUESTIONS about high explosives (being cool)