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Tennessee Sewer Batman
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Reborn from the Depths of the Chattanooga
Sewers to post about College Football, Defense Industrial Policy, and Various EDSBS Commentariat Nonsense

Despite name, Bama Fan and WUSTL grad
“I would like to pay my mortgage”

“Yes, your mortgage has been purchase by the ABA’s new compliance division”

“Fuck”

“You have been found in violation of the following subsections of the terms:”
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I remember “”struggling”” on SAT/ACT math senior year because it was trigonometry

I’d been doing nothing but calculus for two years!!
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
VP hasn’t been that great either!!

HW is one of the few true 3rd termers!

Biden and Nixon were exceptions. Most got it through attrition

And US VP has one of the highest mortality rates of any job in history!

(Miiiiiight be slightly skewed by picking a bunch of old guys in the 1800s)
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Putting together this, her wiki, and comments in the Lizza vent

I think she was doing a lot of networking and content creation of various forms in order to get out of her her corner of Jersey

That’s the throughline for the music, her initial writing for an alt weekly, and her emails to Olbermann
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Just taking that screenshot made my skincrawl
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Would be fascinating if housing price *perception* is getting skewed by the high switching cost of…..moving off a COVID era mortgage

Everything else would seem expensive if you got a deal-of-the-century!!
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Kim - you’ll never guess who Apollo struck with prophesy for just one specific tweet
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Oh the next part is absolutely gonna be a “COVID lockdowns gave us a chance to rewrite our story and rebuild trust…..” tale that leads to the 2022 engagement
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It obscured the fact that, in *JUST* the line before:

He learned all of this DAYS before COVID shutdown!!
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I SAW ALL YOUR EMILY IN PARIS POSTS
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
4) The person who might be having the worst night might be her agent

Who not only has to deal with HER right now and the potential for an imploding book tour

But also the potential reputational damage from sticking their neck out to get her a cushy landing spot

That IS now causing rep damage
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
3) If they did ANY kind of background investigation or interview process, then they should have asked if there were any other potential scandals, etc

If they did, they can terminate her for lying

Or someone’s boss is getting terminated for bad hiring process & reputational damage
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
2) She’s clearly on a “post-scandal big name for cheap” deal, where they hope to ride the tailcoats of successful book transformation tour

And now her ex-fiancé, who at least is connected in the journo world, is simultaneously torpedoing the book revival and removing the critical “post-“
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM