Tennessee Sewer Batman
@tennsewerbatman.bsky.social
Reborn from the Depths of the Chattanooga
Sewers to post about College Football, Defense Industrial Policy, and Various EDSBS Commentariat Nonsense
Despite name, Bama Fan and WUSTL grad
Sewers to post about College Football, Defense Industrial Policy, and Various EDSBS Commentariat Nonsense
Despite name, Bama Fan and WUSTL grad
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Kim - you’ll never guess who Apollo struck with prophesy for just one specific tweet
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Kim - you’ll never guess who Apollo struck with prophesy for just one specific tweet
Buddy, with your dating history, I’d get tired of dodging
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Buddy, with your dating history, I’d get tired of dodging
Spin the wheel of destiny for what we learn next
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Spin the wheel of destiny for what we learn next
You gotta be fucking kidding me
HE’S back
HE’S back
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You gotta be fucking kidding me
HE’S back
HE’S back
Donald Rumsfeld’s famous memos seem like Sun Tzu by comparison
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Donald Rumsfeld’s famous memos seem like Sun Tzu by comparison
You literally just have to have M give the Zed speech from Men in Black
And then say “you are now, Double O 7, Codename: James Bond”
Cue the music
And then say “you are now, Double O 7, Codename: James Bond”
Cue the music
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
You literally just have to have M give the Zed speech from Men in Black
And then say “you are now, Double O 7, Codename: James Bond”
Cue the music
And then say “you are now, Double O 7, Codename: James Bond”
Cue the music
Also yes - I just realized what this is in reference to
So I’ll just throw in that the other half of names from the prequels are also peak George Lucas
So I’ll just throw in that the other half of names from the prequels are also peak George Lucas
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Also yes - I just realized what this is in reference to
So I’ll just throw in that the other half of names from the prequels are also peak George Lucas
So I’ll just throw in that the other half of names from the prequels are also peak George Lucas
My favorite is the “oh that’s a good name but it’s not spelled right to be a Star Wars name”
The ***1st*** character ever mentioned in drafts is
Mace Windy
The ***1st*** character ever mentioned in drafts is
Mace Windy
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My favorite is the “oh that’s a good name but it’s not spelled right to be a Star Wars name”
The ***1st*** character ever mentioned in drafts is
Mace Windy
The ***1st*** character ever mentioned in drafts is
Mace Windy
We have a double hallucination!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
We have a double hallucination!!
BONYX USED BIDE
IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE
IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE
October 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
BONYX USED BIDE
IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE
IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE
We didn’t have this problem when you were nine
October 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
We didn’t have this problem when you were nine
The world’s least creative band, and horniest, band on their twelfth album:
You know what also claps really loud?
Thunder
It went…sextuple platinum
You know what also claps really loud?
Thunder
It went…sextuple platinum
October 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The world’s least creative band, and horniest, band on their twelfth album:
You know what also claps really loud?
Thunder
It went…sextuple platinum
You know what also claps really loud?
Thunder
It went…sextuple platinum
Lmao they broke Streamyard
September 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Lmao they broke Streamyard
FORGET DUELING BANJOS
WE HAVE DUELING OVERTIMES
WE HAVE DUELING OVERTIMES
September 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
FORGET DUELING BANJOS
WE HAVE DUELING OVERTIMES
WE HAVE DUELING OVERTIMES
Perfection
September 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Perfection
The second half looks like the Battle of the Somme for K States defense
September 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The second half looks like the Battle of the Somme for K States defense
Army reenacting the Siege of Petersburg
September 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Army reenacting the Siege of Petersburg
Oh good news everyone
Alabama plays UL-Monroe next
Alabama plays UL-Monroe next
August 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Oh good news everyone
Alabama plays UL-Monroe next
Alabama plays UL-Monroe next
Also shout out to @atathakr.bsky.social for calling the Ty Simpson disaster
“It’s the Jalen Hurd issue, putting up insane stats in Tennessee high schools is meaningless if you aren’t playing in the top division with Brentwood, Ensworth, McCallie, Baylor, etc., or in Memphis “
Pic unrelated
“It’s the Jalen Hurd issue, putting up insane stats in Tennessee high schools is meaningless if you aren’t playing in the top division with Brentwood, Ensworth, McCallie, Baylor, etc., or in Memphis “
Pic unrelated
August 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Also shout out to @atathakr.bsky.social for calling the Ty Simpson disaster
“It’s the Jalen Hurd issue, putting up insane stats in Tennessee high schools is meaningless if you aren’t playing in the top division with Brentwood, Ensworth, McCallie, Baylor, etc., or in Memphis “
Pic unrelated
“It’s the Jalen Hurd issue, putting up insane stats in Tennessee high schools is meaningless if you aren’t playing in the top division with Brentwood, Ensworth, McCallie, Baylor, etc., or in Memphis “
Pic unrelated
He comes back to us now
At the hour of CFB’s return
At the hour of CFB’s return
August 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
He comes back to us now
At the hour of CFB’s return
At the hour of CFB’s return
This but in orange
August 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This but in orange
There’s a tweet somewhere that said that New York votes for their mayor like they’re electing Batman Villains
In related news, congrats to The Riddler
In related news, congrats to The Riddler
August 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
There’s a tweet somewhere that said that New York votes for their mayor like they’re electing Batman Villains
In related news, congrats to The Riddler
In related news, congrats to The Riddler
I think Starfish nailed it pretty cleanly back in the day, especially the second post here:
August 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I think Starfish nailed it pretty cleanly back in the day, especially the second post here: