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I am a practitioner of the darkest magic known to humanity. He/Him.

Michigan Fan. Anime Elitist. Frat Reject.

Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter.

"We don't practice fucked."
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Permanent Pinned Post for Anime Takes

Time to show my work for being a so-called anime expert and watching all the stuff for fifteen years.
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abolish elite private universities and absord them into the state systems

Harvard -> UMass Cambridge
Yale -> Connecticut State U
Duke -> NC Institute of Tech
Stanford -> Cal State Palo Alto
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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I say it over and over again: when you have that much money, you want to live where you want to live and you are simply not going to relocate because of marginal tax rates

Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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They should study journalists’ brains like they do with football players after they die.
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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of all the atrocities these emails likely allude to, it's still amazing that 'elites' write awful things *in emails*. so above the law, so convinced of their rectitude, so conditioned to impunity.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
So, when the British had a whale, they did NOT blow it up.

They hung it in a museum.
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
99% will excuse it in some way or another.

This will not move the needle.

PROVE ME WRONG, VOTERS OF AMERICA.
wonder what % of trump supporters are going to walk the “actually pedophilia isn’t that bad” plank for him? i know it’s a cult but one of the core tenants of a huge chunk of that cult was “pedophilia is really bad” so i guess idk
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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If you think the moon landing is fake, I'm not shocked when you fail the California bar exam Kimberly
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Found a blanx-ish ancestor in London.
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
IT'S JAMES BOND

WHO GIVES A SHIT

HE SHOWS UP AND DOES SPY SHIT

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAKE THE MOVIE AND HAVE HIM KISS A GUY FOR SPY-RELATED REASONS
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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fanfiction skill issue
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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She "No matter where you go, there you are"'d his ass.
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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This is why I love Stafford. He's having so much fun. He loves the game of football. He's still playing pee wee ball in his head and he's like a million years old. Some guys are driven and some guys are intense but he's just having a great time out there.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Sometimes happiness comes from the financial ruin of your enemies.

And yes, That Fucking Bitch is my enemy, even though I'll never get married.
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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The best part about SCOTUS refusing to overturn Gay marriage is that Kim Davis now needs to pay THREE HUNDRED SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS in fines for refusing to issue marriage licenses. 😂😂🏳️‍🌈💪
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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JCO proving what I’ve been saying for years when it comes to engaging with chuds - they don’t care if you think they’re stupid, or hypocritical, or evil (they’ll like it because they hate you). But if you find the way to accurately show how *uncool* they are, you can really really fuck with them.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I think the thing that really made the Joyce Carol Oates tweet sting so bad is that it's a nerd power fantasy, this devasting, eloquent putdown that hurts worse than anything a bully can physically do to you, and that's the kind of thing he thinks he's supposed to be doing
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Heads up: YouTube TV is giving a $20 credit to subscribers over the Disney/ESPN mess, but you have to actually go into the settings to claim it.

This is not a spam tweet, the settings page link is here: tv.youtube.com/settings/ser...
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If Hakeem Jeffreies says good things like that, I'll promote them.

I'm a simple bitch like that.

(Have I been drinking again? I'm in Cardiff.)
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Jeffries: “Nobody who's serious in this country takes Dr. Oz seriously…I'm not going to respond to any comments from randos like Dr. Oz, who is woefully unqualified to be in whatever position he holds in the administration. He's a joke. These people are all jokes.”
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I've had this urge with anime for a decade. Literally.
I have the overwhelming urge to start a yt channel of me tinkering with stuff lately
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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not to defend senate democrats because I am furious at them, but this is an honest reckoning of what's happening

and I still can't wrap my mind around it because traditionally fascism makes a show of promising services to the in-group, but the GOP makes a huge point of denying it to in-group too
What actually happened is that Republicans held a gun to the head of Democrats and said, "Choose between starving kids and healthcare costs."

But why would journalists ever hold Republicans accountable for their hostage-taking tactics?
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM