Paul Laker
@paullaker81.bsky.social
Nerd, Trekkie, Whovian, Queer
🏠🏢 Reading, UK
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🏠🏢 Reading, UK
linktr.ee/paullaker81
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crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
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Holiday reminder!
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Holiday reminder!
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Trump is the fiction-buster. If you created a fictional president who'd unironically accept a completely fabricated "peace prize" from FIFA (Fifa!) in an attempt at fawning so obvious you can see it from space, you'd be told, "Nah, not plausible." Yet here he are. The nakedest ever emperor.
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Trump is the fiction-buster. If you created a fictional president who'd unironically accept a completely fabricated "peace prize" from FIFA (Fifa!) in an attempt at fawning so obvious you can see it from space, you'd be told, "Nah, not plausible." Yet here he are. The nakedest ever emperor.
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It’s hard enough to find one cursed monkey’s paw let alone a bunch of them.
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It’s hard enough to find one cursed monkey’s paw let alone a bunch of them.
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Adored reading at the magical Christmas Carol Concert tonight in aid of @ProstateUK My fellow reader Charles Dance was magnificent. Please support this amazing charity as they save lives ❤️❤️
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Adored reading at the magical Christmas Carol Concert tonight in aid of @ProstateUK My fellow reader Charles Dance was magnificent. Please support this amazing charity as they save lives ❤️❤️
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Worf is so autistic coded i love him
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Worf is so autistic coded i love him
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Tips for dressing like a slut in winter??
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Tips for dressing like a slut in winter??
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Happy 62nd Birthday to the best show in all of time and space! 💙💙
Happy Doctor Who Day everyone! 🥳
#DoctorWho #WhoSky #DoctorWhoDay #TheDoctor
Happy Doctor Who Day everyone! 🥳
#DoctorWho #WhoSky #DoctorWhoDay #TheDoctor
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Happy 62nd Birthday to the best show in all of time and space! 💙💙
Happy Doctor Who Day everyone! 🥳
#DoctorWho #WhoSky #DoctorWhoDay #TheDoctor
Happy Doctor Who Day everyone! 🥳
#DoctorWho #WhoSky #DoctorWhoDay #TheDoctor
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Abolish gender markers on government IDs. They serve no useful function. Medical field should move off of sex assigned at birth and have a reproductive organ inventory.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Abolish gender markers on government IDs. They serve no useful function. Medical field should move off of sex assigned at birth and have a reproductive organ inventory.
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
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One Vic, Tuvix
knee dick, two dicks
knee dick, two dicks
October 20, 2023 at 3:28 AM
One Vic, Tuvix
knee dick, two dicks
knee dick, two dicks
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October 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Vintage werewolf decor (pic from eBay). “I’m weird but I’m lovable.” Werewolf with realistic body standards!
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.:🐺:.❤️
October 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Vintage werewolf decor (pic from eBay). “I’m weird but I’m lovable.” Werewolf with realistic body standards!
.:🐺:.❤️
.:🐺:.❤️
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“It’s such a beautiful thing to be a part of.” 🫶
Jodie Whittaker joined @simonmayo.bsky.social on Drivetime and reflected on her time in Doctor Who and how she’s still involved in some way!
Jodie Whittaker joined @simonmayo.bsky.social on Drivetime and reflected on her time in Doctor Who and how she’s still involved in some way!
October 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
“It’s such a beautiful thing to be a part of.” 🫶
Jodie Whittaker joined @simonmayo.bsky.social on Drivetime and reflected on her time in Doctor Who and how she’s still involved in some way!
Jodie Whittaker joined @simonmayo.bsky.social on Drivetime and reflected on her time in Doctor Who and how she’s still involved in some way!
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid
September 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid
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Oh! I forgot to share the cards! Here are 4 of the 6 suits. @asmeesh.bsky.social killed these so hard.
September 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Oh! I forgot to share the cards! Here are 4 of the 6 suits. @asmeesh.bsky.social killed these so hard.
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We're going to warp! Destination: #MTGxStarTrek in 2026! #StarTrek
September 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
We're going to warp! Destination: #MTGxStarTrek in 2026! #StarTrek
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Me, trying to ramp myself up: "think of all the math you're about to get to do! There can be spreadsheets with formulas!"
September 26, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Me, trying to ramp myself up: "think of all the math you're about to get to do! There can be spreadsheets with formulas!"
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Wearing a buttoned up cardigan today. Just saw my reflection and thought “oh god. I look like someone’s dad.” Then I remembered I am someone’s dad.
September 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Wearing a buttoned up cardigan today. Just saw my reflection and thought “oh god. I look like someone’s dad.” Then I remembered I am someone’s dad.
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In case it needs restating, autism isn't caused by Tylenol, or vaccines, or woke parents or whatever. It's not a disease, and it doesn't need curing. Eugenicists and fascists love to think of ways to eradicate us because they are unwilling to understand us. But we will outlive them.
September 23, 2025 at 9:36 AM
In case it needs restating, autism isn't caused by Tylenol, or vaccines, or woke parents or whatever. It's not a disease, and it doesn't need curing. Eugenicists and fascists love to think of ways to eradicate us because they are unwilling to understand us. But we will outlive them.
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Need to see them murder some men✌️
September 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Need to see them murder some men✌️
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