Patricia Eimer
@patriciaeimer.bsky.social
Writer trying to get back on my game. Soul mate of 20+ years. Feeder of a very spoiled big dog and (now) 3 bigger kids. I just want a cookie and a nap. She/her
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I am once again begging a streaming channel to make a Hallmark style Christmas movie around Danny Trejo. Hear me out:
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work
That’s such a unique idea. I would have never thought of that.
That’s such a unique idea. I would have never thought of that.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I'd be happy to help. What topic are you working on?"
"I'd be happy to help. What topic are you working on?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"No, you can't leave that here."
"No, you can't leave that here."
February 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work
That’s such a unique idea. I would have never thought of that.
That’s such a unique idea. I would have never thought of that.
I’m putting my marker down now: Shapiro out of PA is running in ‘28. He’s gonna run the Kennedy-Clinton-Obama playbook with a side of “if Kamala would have named me as VP we would have won”
January 27, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I’m putting my marker down now: Shapiro out of PA is running in ‘28. He’s gonna run the Kennedy-Clinton-Obama playbook with a side of “if Kamala would have named me as VP we would have won”
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"This isn't who we are!" - false, ignores history, keeps harmful systems in place
"This isn't who we should be!" - true, imagines a better future, includes everyone.
"This isn't who we should be!" - true, imagines a better future, includes everyone.
January 26, 2026 at 12:35 AM
"This isn't who we are!" - false, ignores history, keeps harmful systems in place
"This isn't who we should be!" - true, imagines a better future, includes everyone.
"This isn't who we should be!" - true, imagines a better future, includes everyone.
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Ilya was correct. The New Yorker IS boring.🙃
January 11, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Ilya was correct. The New Yorker IS boring.🙃
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Just gonna drop this here. Amazon is forcing a new AI feature on authors whose books are available on Kindle. This is a petition to give us the choice to opt out, because currently, we cannot.
c.org/SrJxqbKp4F
c.org/SrJxqbKp4F
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
Change the new AI feature Ask this Book
c.org
December 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Just gonna drop this here. Amazon is forcing a new AI feature on authors whose books are available on Kindle. This is a petition to give us the choice to opt out, because currently, we cannot.
c.org/SrJxqbKp4F
c.org/SrJxqbKp4F
Perfectly said. I’m not in denial of AI I’m in open rebellion
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Perfectly said. I’m not in denial of AI I’m in open rebellion
I just received a plastic cherry blossom tree with led flowers. Then a text from MIL arrives bc she saw it and thought of us. Every holiday and birthday I remind myself it’s the thought that counts. Hubbys response was why are the thoughts always WTF? And they spent how much on this? WT?!?
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I just received a plastic cherry blossom tree with led flowers. Then a text from MIL arrives bc she saw it and thought of us. Every holiday and birthday I remind myself it’s the thought that counts. Hubbys response was why are the thoughts always WTF? And they spent how much on this? WT?!?
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If you think you're good and you want to sic ICE on your neighbors, you're not good.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If you think you're good and you want to sic ICE on your neighbors, you're not good.
On this giving Tuesday I remember Suzanne, the neighbor I had that won powerball. She never quit her job as the receptionist at a construction firm. She paid all her bills, set money aside for retirement and her kids and then just started giving it away. Scholarships. Paying peoples medical bills.
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
On this giving Tuesday I remember Suzanne, the neighbor I had that won powerball. She never quit her job as the receptionist at a construction firm. She paid all her bills, set money aside for retirement and her kids and then just started giving it away. Scholarships. Paying peoples medical bills.
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One thing I’ve learned … you gotta be grateful for soft lessons.
Because baby SOME of these life lessons be violent.
Because baby SOME of these life lessons be violent.
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
One thing I’ve learned … you gotta be grateful for soft lessons.
Because baby SOME of these life lessons be violent.
Because baby SOME of these life lessons be violent.
I am once again begging a streaming channel to make a Hallmark style Christmas movie around Danny Trejo. Hear me out:
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I am once again begging a streaming channel to make a Hallmark style Christmas movie around Danny Trejo. Hear me out:
Every year I tell myself I will not step outside on Black Friday with my husband bc we *WILL*end up bickering… every year. Dear reader this year was not the exception
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Every year I tell myself I will not step outside on Black Friday with my husband bc we *WILL*end up bickering… every year. Dear reader this year was not the exception
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every author in the class action, please file the claim.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
every author in the class action, please file the claim.
I interviewed for a job at a prestigious university where the initial interview was 1 dude in a standard hotel room. I’m in my nicest suit bought on credit he was in sweatpants and scratched his crotch the whole time. Bypassed me for a guy with less qualifications
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I interviewed for a job at a prestigious university where the initial interview was 1 dude in a standard hotel room. I’m in my nicest suit bought on credit he was in sweatpants and scratched his crotch the whole time. Bypassed me for a guy with less qualifications
You know I thought the Trump sucked off Clinton thing was just weird propaganda until all these pathetic dem talking heads online started it’s not Bill it’s some other dude. Bills straight! Bill doesn’t like dudes. *laugh* how could Straight Straighty Straight Bill do a dude?
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You know I thought the Trump sucked off Clinton thing was just weird propaganda until all these pathetic dem talking heads online started it’s not Bill it’s some other dude. Bills straight! Bill doesn’t like dudes. *laugh* how could Straight Straighty Straight Bill do a dude?
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Imagine if global health meetings were actually hosted in places where the real problems and real solutions are?
Welcome to snowy Toronto for Trop Med 2025 - the irony is not lost on me!
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Imagine if global health meetings were actually hosted in places where the real problems and real solutions are?
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You would be kicked out of any writer’s room in existence if you had the villains celebrating a Great Gatsby-themed party while taking away food benefits from millions of poor people.
November 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You would be kicked out of any writer’s room in existence if you had the villains celebrating a Great Gatsby-themed party while taking away food benefits from millions of poor people.
Youngests HS had its last football game/marching show of the year last night and when our team won the other team decided to riot. Today social media is flooded with parents explaining in all caps that yeah their kid left in handcuffs but obviously it’s someone else’s fault.
October 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Youngests HS had its last football game/marching show of the year last night and when our team won the other team decided to riot. Today social media is flooded with parents explaining in all caps that yeah their kid left in handcuffs but obviously it’s someone else’s fault.
Wait?!?! I’m confused — a Kardashian can read?
Kardashian netted a response from acting NASA administrator Sean Duffy after a clip of her "debunking" the moon landing started going viral.
www.avclub.com/kim-kardashi...
www.avclub.com/kim-kardashi...
NASA informs Kim Kardashian that Buzz Aldrin and "the other one" did, in fact, walk on the moon
NASA informs Kim Kardashian that Buzz Aldrin and "the other one" did, in fact, walk on the moon
www.avclub.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Wait?!?! I’m confused — a Kardashian can read?
I’ve never felt closer to a famous person in my life. I loved Emma Thompson before but I’m willing to be absolutely parasocially in love now
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I’ve never felt closer to a famous person in my life. I loved Emma Thompson before but I’m willing to be absolutely parasocially in love now
Adulting moment: I always thought that becoming an attorney was hard and meant you were smart. I’m on a community committee with a lawyer and misleading another committee member texted and asked me to shine a light on the attorneys ear — she wanted to see if the light passed through.
October 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Adulting moment: I always thought that becoming an attorney was hard and meant you were smart. I’m on a community committee with a lawyer and misleading another committee member texted and asked me to shine a light on the attorneys ear — she wanted to see if the light passed through.
Pimento cheese
What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?
October 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Pimento cheese
@kimbooyork.bsky.social did you see this?
You'll be shocked to learn New College of Florida is on the brink of implosion just a couple of years after DeSantis engineered an extreme right-wing takeover
Fun fact: NCF's new overlords spend $134K per student (!!...the average at other FL publics is $10K) www.insidehighered.com/news/governa...
Fun fact: NCF's new overlords spend $134K per student (!!...the average at other FL publics is $10K) www.insidehighered.com/news/governa...
Spending Soars, Rankings Fall at New College of Florida
Student outcomes and rankings are slipping at the liberal arts college while spending is up. Critics believe the college is at risk of implosion, and some are calling for privatization.
www.insidehighered.com
October 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
@kimbooyork.bsky.social did you see this?
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take