Patricia Eimer
@patriciaeimer.bsky.social
Writer trying to get back on my game. Soul mate of 20+ years. Feeder of a very spoiled big dog and (now) 3 bigger kids. I just want a cookie and a nap. She/her
They’re laying on the ground screaming “I’m brilliant! Listen to me! You have to listen to me!!”
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
They’re laying on the ground screaming “I’m brilliant! Listen to me! You have to listen to me!!”
I wrote a couple of books. They’re out on Amazon today. Literature professor Dr Helen McCrae retired to Florida after she broke her hip and now she’s found herself caught up in murder
June 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I wrote a couple of books. They’re out on Amazon today. Literature professor Dr Helen McCrae retired to Florida after she broke her hip and now she’s found herself caught up in murder
April 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
She’s fine. She’s just disappointed that I’m reading and she can’t.
January 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
She’s fine. She’s just disappointed that I’m reading and she can’t.
Apparently I he legos decided to fight back in this set (sliced my hand open in final construction)
January 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Apparently I he legos decided to fight back in this set (sliced my hand open in final construction)
Also said tv :
November 24, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Also said tv :
And your Achilles I speak from experience
November 10, 2024 at 6:34 PM
And your Achilles I speak from experience
I fell down the Eiffel Tower. In a dress. This is me two minutes before have the tourists in Paris saw my ass
November 5, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I fell down the Eiffel Tower. In a dress. This is me two minutes before have the tourists in Paris saw my ass
Most expensive shoe I’ve ever bought. And that’s not counting all the race fees I’m out for the next 6-12 weeks
October 28, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Most expensive shoe I’ve ever bought. And that’s not counting all the race fees I’m out for the next 6-12 weeks